Approving some test presses today :-)

Using my one phone call in prison to SWAT someone

Prince Andrew arrested? The Magna Carta must be rolling in his grave...

Nice counterpoint. Is it contrapuntal?

Four Computer Buffs part 2 : 270s

Fahrenheit is optimized for everyday human understanding, just like English. It's immediately clear to me what you're talking about when you say something in English to me.

hey thanks for taking a first pass at this. my suggested edits are in redline—we want to be sure to say he killed himself. otherwise good to go

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

Breakdown of consensus reality. Echo chambers, things of that nature

I am a famous playwright grieving my dead son Douglas. Please enjoy my play 'Fouglas'

Homeboy. The reactor core is gonna blow unless we use your body as the main fusion source for 0.01 seconds

JEsus. 2026 gonna 2026. The cruelty is the point.

Smoking on the shit that made Gordon Jump

Warren's Evon

remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me

So in addition to using Serial Home Invader techniques using kidnapped children, ICE is replicating the Saskatoon Freezing Serial Killings aka the "Starlight Tours"

Is he going out like Logan Roy

Have hit my lifetime max of both hope-shaming and despair-shaming. I don't think it is wrong to be pessimistic or optimistic at essentially any time. We can gripe about goals/tactics but just the subjective "damn the world's ending" vs. "uh doomer? look for the helpers?" both are right/fine. Shut up

[Tracy Jordan voice] Jasper Buckleman?

The Aviary in Edmonton needs our support after fire damage. They are asking folks to buy gift certificates, and plan to reopen soon. This size of venue is very important for the arts community here. Please support as you are able...sharing helps! #Edmonton #yeg #yegArts #TheAviary the-aviary.net

The very first subject tackled by Beat Happening in their whole discography was: going to the store

Jennifer Kelly is facing a tough battle against cancer after her diagnosis on Christmas Day, and the costs are overwhelming. Please consider clicking the link below to donate or share it with others who might help. gofund.me/7a7486b6b

My hospital bill and T-Mobile payments both landed at the same time and both bounced. Need $70 to have a positive balance and $70 more to turn my phone back on. Venmo is SnrubSemaj666 #mutualaid

Would it be bad if ICE just went around being really nice to white people? That would be racist for Stephen Miller or whatever and at the same time cease deportations. I don't think it would be bad at all. Ice cream snickers bar, the Simple Dap. Beard looks great Dave. Love the Darn Tough Socks!

Podcast producers are named Chris. Or I guess Dan. Kevin as well. Actually never mind. Withdrawn

Serious word of advice to newbies. The Discover Feed. Never use it. Waste of time. The Following Feed is what you need; all the posts from the people you follow in the order they posted them. I recommend removing the Discover Feed by clicking on the # in the top right to manage your Feeds list.

[trying to describe custom stationery] I need that shit that is from the desk of. You know that shit that is like From the desk of?

For the moment. Can we just focus on the part in Wire's "Being Sucked In Again" where the vocal goes "Being Sucked!" and the backing vocal responds "ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ"

For the moment. Can we just focus on the part in Wire's "Being Sucked In Again" where the vocal goes "Being Sucked!" and the backing vocal responds "ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ"

Glad I checked social in the middle of the night here! Now to fall back asleep easily

hey i wrote a history of electronic music in canada from 1945-1985. it's called A Nation of Tinkerers and it's now available to pre-order through @invisibooks.bsky.social! invisiblepublishing.com/product/a-na...

If you want to clap along when attending a concert of live music, you should always clap on the “1” and the “3”. This helps the musicians remember where the start and midpoint of each bar falls. If you clap on other beats, this could confuse the band members and lead to them making mistakes.

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

One of the best to ever do it

New approach we could try against ignorants etc: "'AI' rhymes with 'Gay Guy.' 🤔"

Merry Christmas, everyone!

He Did Rivalry

Never liked that post about the Grink. Not how I think that name would get corrupted. I would have gone with the Crinch. #ItsMy2Cents

Having now watched the Bobby “Boby” Curtola Christmas special, I’m fully in Christmas mode. Ready to hang garland and everything. youtu.be/KTR2sd1EcnI?...

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Smoking on the shit that made that summer feeling haunt me one day in my life

Videobama™

Walkmen Bows + Arrows 2004 very sick. Check it out

Same way I found out about Epstein

Papa Was a Brand New Bag

We all get the rest of the year off work to deal with the Rob Reiner stuff.