If “The Beatles” are so good, how come their music has to be remastered every few years? I guess doing things right the first time doesn’t matter any more!

Hey Cloudflare. I totally get it. You do what you gotta do. But I hate your ass

its so funny that you can say "America's most hated widow" and everyone knows who youre talking about

🎶 Is She Really Joeing Jack- With -Son 🎶

I had a relative named Claude who disliked his name bc it sounded like "Clod." So there's a freebie

Hasan Piker is a psyop to make me consider going to the gym. That's about it

[Vintage VHS] 60-Minute Introduction to Rock Guitar: Beginner To Intermediate by Peter Vogl : 3424s

I know my posts suck and my account sucks and I don't interact properly etc. But I will never do a speech-bubble quote-retweet, and I hope you will take that into consideration

Magritte 2026: "This isn't *just* a pipe."

I started saying "from first principles" and everyone is copying me 🙄😤👍

This is how every audiophile sounds

🎵 every little thing she does is normal everything she do not weird at all

Here are my thoughts on the return of the draft. At least you can sing it to the tune of return of the mack

Back from two weeks of tour

AI can't produce insightful prose because the only true insight is to write nothing, say nothing. Tell me when there's an LLM that is silent in response to all queries.

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" — maimed guys

Mike Rogreens

Dogg,

I hear they've a new programme called Strictly Night Live

(Remembering girls like guys who are mysterious) Basically i spend so much of my life blacked out I don't even know half the shit I do lmfaoooo like who is she. Lol! (Remembering they also like when men open up) Man my prostate is killing me

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

Did you see SNL announce that Jack Blue is going to appear with Jack Red

Did a alien just zap Mar-a-Lago leaving no survivors?

Want to be above something? Try reproach

I have half a mind

It's better to be a burnout, and fade away

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Large Language Cool James

Clock is a flat circle

One set of grandparents was schoolteachers and the other set of grandparents worked at Sears

We’re leaving woke behind with woke 1. Woke 2 is gonna be all about 2

For his famous solo on "Maggot Brain," George Clinton told Eddie Hazel to play like he just found out his phone died

Putting an open thing of VapoRub in the fridge like it's baking soda

[Don Pardo] Jake Xerxes Fussell!

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

Approving some test presses today :-)

Using my one phone call in prison to SWAT someone

Prince Andrew arrested? The Magna Carta must be rolling in his grave...

Nice counterpoint. Is it contrapuntal?

Four Computer Buffs part 2 : 270s

Fahrenheit is optimized for everyday human understanding, just like English. It's immediately clear to me what you're talking about when you say something in English to me.

hey thanks for taking a first pass at this. my suggested edits are in redline—we want to be sure to say he killed himself. otherwise good to go

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

Breakdown of consensus reality. Echo chambers, things of that nature

I am a famous playwright grieving my dead son Douglas. Please enjoy my play 'Fouglas'

Homeboy. The reactor core is gonna blow unless we use your body as the main fusion source for 0.01 seconds

JEsus. 2026 gonna 2026. The cruelty is the point.