Markwayne Mullin Lured From Senate Seat With Promises of Rides In Bitchin’ Jet Plane And Unlimited Chances To Punch Brown People

The fuck kind of answer is this

Is Moskowitz prepping Daily Show guest host tape? 🤣

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly. Weird.

This keeps happening

And to make things crazier, once that happens, consumers are going to figure out they're being taxed to pay for the tax they were illegally taxed.

WTF?

Maternal grandfather was a mail carrier, paternal grandfather immigrated from Canada and owned/operated his own mechanics shop for industrial vehicle springs. I'm not a candidate for anything other than head couch potato.

She is so good at this.

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

Commentary: Ranked choice voting favors moderate candidates responsive to the people over polarizing ones that just sling mud. So of course Ohio's entrenched, gerrymandered, machine politician lawmakers are looking to ban ranked choice voting ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/03/04/r...

Composer Marc Shaiman, who scored many of Rob Reiner’s films, was asked how he got the news of the filmmaker’s passing. He began to answer, played a piece from THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT that reminded him of his friend and then cried. I dare y’all not to sob along with him. 💔

Meanwhile, Democrats outvoted Republicans in North Carolina by about 200,000 votes tonight despite Roy Cooper having no real competition. Guess which party has the momentum?

House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

It’s times like these when we can be grateful as a nation that some our most highly trained FBI counterterrorism experts are detailed to do private security for Kash Patel’s girlfriend as she pursues a career as a UFC pre-fight national anthem singer.

Put on your Health Bingo Card that RFK Jr will go after kid car seats next. Like restraining in a moving them leads to underdeveloped brain cells or something.

The Mad and Senile King is just using reporters as a sounding board to see what might sound good in the press.

😂

Have to wonder if Iran is targeting everything with Trumps name on it …

Pretty incredible that, even as all of this is unfolding, Iran apparently appears convinced that Trump will soon get bored and move on

I’m sure Democrats hedging in their condemnation just in case an outrage should poll well doesn’t ever help it poll well.

It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

Seems like the emerging policy is: you people out there are responsible for setting up your own governments, but if the US doesn’t like who ends up in charge we’ll just assassinate or kidnap them and then the ball is back in your court.

lmao people worrying about an apple watch in a SCIF when these guys are drawing up war plans in claude and placing side bets with online bookies

The Situation Room is literally a blanket fort

Susie Wiles is wearing an Apple Watch during a highly classified meeting on Iran. Unreal.

that's not how wars work but okay

Criminal charges should be filed. This is abduction, pure and simple.

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We all know who really enjoys hurting children, don't we?

I've always been a fan of this. Our current occupant already “updates” us via social media posts. He presents us nothing new.

I don’t know what he did in college but the only way I know how to describe literal fbi director Kash Patel’s public and professional behavior is: guy who always wanted to be in a frat but wasn’t and is now acting out that regret and insecurity in middle age, at the expense of the whole nation

The woman has no criminal record and is unsure what prompted the threat of removal. She fears being deported to Iran given her father's military service and her Christian faith. n.pr/4rB8gap

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Former ICE agent: My first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a warrant. I watched ICE cut classes that teach our legal system, firearms training, use of force, lawful arrests, and the limits of officers' authority

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like. Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

This one hits hard.

This is a really good debate format for like 50 different reasons, but especially at this moment. There's a lot of equivocating over stuff that is not that complicated.

In all seriousness when I read this I first started to laugh and then a split-second later thought, you know, they actually may do this

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

While a travesty that no parent (let alone child) should endure, more publicizing of stuff like this should awaken the souls of those who think, meh, kids can survive measles just fine. Science happens whether you believe in it or not.

“Every kid reads. Every kid eats. Every kid succeeds.” This is exactly the kind of message Dems need on schools. Draws in excellence, investment in kids as whole people, and looks to the future.

pedophile prince arrested in england. insurrectionist president sentenced to life in prison in south korea. meanwhile every day for our pedophile insurrectionist president is like a birthday party for a mentally disabled boy with rich parents.

To recap in light of breaking news out of the UK: The French found a way to prosecute former presidents. The South Koreans did the same. Our British cousins now literally are prosecuting members of the Royal Family. But U.S. presidents remain above the law.

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

The UK police have arrested Prince Andrew. Remind me how many Epstein participants have been arrested in America.