One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this

If you question why we need to drown random Venezuelans these people will shrilly accuse you of not caring about the opioid crisis

just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo

Fruitpia

Just laughed out loud imagining running into the Target bathroom while Gregory Bovino is in it and slapping him around like Bam Margera with his dad on the toilet

Only @ishotguydebord.bsky.social would get away with a custom ugly sweater like this.

look i'm no fan of trump but if your state is handing federal money to daycares that won't let groups of weird angry racist guys inside to take pics of kids, and then you raise a big stink when a weird angry racist guy murders a woman, you've already declared war on weird angry raci— i mean america

idk man when people starting glazing tf out of that geese record i knew some bad shit was going to happen we have strayed away from gods signal chain

we can't shut down the dick sucking factories what else are we going to do with all those guys trained to suck dick 10 hours a day

Fuck my chungus ass country

Mostly just posting notes for now, but I've started a Substack. Got a few long-form pieces in the hopper. amusicphotographer.substack.com

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day two in Zohran Mamdani’s New York. I watched a gaggle of financial analysts get ziptied and marched into an unmarked van. A man ordered a latte with whole milk in front of me in line and the barista immediately shot him in the head.

fun january ritual -- checking that deductible tracker again. time to lock in boys!!

It's been a weird, rough year but it's also entirely on brand that one of the lowest points of 2025 (and my adult life) involved working at one of the most prestigious colleges in the country where my ex-junkie boss was afraid to let me touch a computer.

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They're doing this to me later.

Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.

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why bother getting up in the morning anymore

Any mail carrier who has been around since before our GPS enabled scanners can tell you all about the places they drank and the people they boned on the clock. Some stereotypes exist for a reason. One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to

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On today's episode, we're joined by Tom from Anime Sickos and we talk the AI toy that teaches kids kinkplay, Mr. Beast's theme park, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, The Anime Web Turnpike and we ask the eternal question "May I Meet You?" 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

I don't usually guest on other shows without my better half @ishotguydebord.bsky.social, but when Worker's Lit asks you to show up, you do, oh yes you do.

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

omw 😎

Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Got to photograph Viagra Boys a couple nights ago. It was cool as hell.

“I can finally go do karate in the park. I can join a blue man group cover group. Or start one. We could make our own crop circles, blue style. Charge people to watch us from hot air balloons. What are you gonna do about it, newspaper man?”

TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking? ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking. TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"? ME: How may I delight you this evening?

that’s right beg you miserable worm

They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough

if you’re online and you know it touch some grass if you’re online and you know it touch some grass if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it If you’re online and you know it touch some grass

Sorry for not skeeting much but over the summer I was hired by DAPRA and Bank of America to hunt down Whack Nicholson so they could analyze his brain. I had him cornered in the forests of Erie, Pennsylvania but then he started saying some weird incel shit and it put me in a coma.

What

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the cybertruck is an appreciating asset in the sense that when I see one, I appreciate that I’m not a fucking idiot who would buy a cybertruck

Why would you tell the newspaper that your wife left you because you bought a cybertruck? And why are we not getting articles from her perspective instead. I bet she's doing great now!

mr president, they're out of food in portland. we know this because we've heard reports that they have been eating pussy

Got complimented on my @roryblank.bsky.social shirt at the Deafheaven show last night. Weird dudes stay winning.

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Hot take: the owning class captured entertainment, art, education, banking, legal, the social, logistics, etc. and then moved everything online in the name of progress and then enshitified it to death on the alter of capital. Now they want to infuse AI into its robot corpse.

The Iraq war laid the foundation for all of this: The militarization of law enforcement, the liberal media adopting the conservative framework of who deserves human rights, capitalism’s global buildout of surveillance, detention, and mercenary forces, and equating govt criticism to terrorism