On today's episode, we talk Alex Jones vs. Tim Heidecker, MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) ~Nyan Cat~ and a company charging $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesus. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

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On today's episode, we talk "Fries Chicken and Kids," AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Ring Camera psychopath, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' 17776 and a cursed clock that tells time Alphabetically. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

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Real sickos who follow the show know we had @killhamster.bsky.social on last week, today we unleash the filth-nasty bonus episode (a sub-series called THANKS I HATE IT). It's Patreon-exclusive and in it, we find out what happened to Rodney Moore. Join us! www.patreon.com/posts/thanks...

Steve guested on @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com this week as well 48minutesofdogsbarking.com/episode/i-kn...

This week, we're joined by the great @killhamster.bsky.social to talk Ghoulmaxxing,Horses Wanting Cake, EncyclopediaDramatica and the Sport of the Future : Sperm Racing. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today: Paul McCartney banned from Reddit, Gemini locks a family out, TMZ asks for photos of lawmakers on vacation, squirrels vape in England, Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

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This week: a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, the Quittr app exposing peoples' jackoff habits, A vaginal kungfu artist beat up a census worker, RIP to Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel Facts and we play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

This week: human brain cells play DOOM, 20 camels disqualified for getting BBLs, actual good Tucker Carlson merch, the best of TMZ and we play a game where we pretend to be AI. Everywhere podcasts are sold or 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Voicemail us your most cursed old-web memory: 314-246-9766. Best one gets yelled about next week. or just reply here

This week, Jason and Bryan welcome writer/podcaster Jeb Lund (aka @mobute.bsky.social) to talk about the AO3 outage, Sour Plates, Boston Legacy's tattoo gloryhole, Goliath's ponzi scheme, Et Tu Mr. Destructo? and we discuss the merits of salting your kids. For flavor! 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

True pain. This week, Jason and Bryan watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and we guess which Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today 6 Seconds of Dogs Vining : the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Dominos via Wii in 2026, the hot new frowning horse toy, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short video platform Vine and we eat mushrooms that make you see little guys running around. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a new 48MODB :a Reddit mod goes Dear Richard, Turning Point's "Make Heaven Crowded" tour, a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo). 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

a clip from this week's show, wherein a familiar name pops up, in reference to Eric Adams' rug pull possibly being a ripoff. It's a lot. Find the episode on your favorite podcast app or 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a new 48MODB : Trashy, Chicago's Sanitation mascot, ConnerEatsPants vs JD Vance, Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp bans AI music, Eric Adams does a rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we teach you lessons in Orbology (yeeah) 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a special XXXMas episode: giving Fireball to the homeless, an insecure toilet cam, smart fridge ads that can make you fear for your sanity, AI prisoners get 6700 years in jail PLUS : our Best of 2025 - all the share albums, TV shows, movies and games we loved 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

A Christmas miracle : Woke up around 8 after drinking red wine and editing a podcast and didn't have a headache. Gob bless us every one

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Hey folks you probably noticed that we didn't publish our Best of 2025 episode this morning. Sorry about that, holidays and all. Should be up tomorrow early morning. In the meantime, have you heard of this Gallagher guy? Pretty good

A little delay on this week's Patreon episode, we're also delayed by a week on the regular episode. Should have a Very Special Breathmint Christmas though, with our Best of 2025 episode coming next week

Thanks for a good year, Spotify listeners.

Howdy, it's new episode day! Today on the show: Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip, a Pokemon park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, Rap Genius, TickMilleas and we take some time to visit with a woman named Jamaican Masterpiece. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

REMEMBA DA 80S??? Today on a brand-new episode: JMail aka Jeff Epstein's GMail, The 'Handyman' TikTok trend, X-Entertainment / Dinosaur Dracula, Hasbullah vs The Rizzler, Meta-1 Coin and a pointless, (probably AI) website about how much things weigh. Enjoy! 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

ALSO : This week on a special THANKS I HATE IT episode, we're joined by Tom from @animesickos.bsky.social to yak about being unemployed, Kratom, The Twelve Kingdoms, Blondeshell, Star Wars Outlaws and much much more! ONLY for paying customers, no refunds www.patreon.com/posts/thanks...

Jason joined the good folks at Worker's Lit for a ribald and rousing episode (apparently Alan Derschowitz has a set of swinging naturals?) Run, don't walk, to your nearest podcast dispensary for this one folks

On today's episode, we're joined by Tom from Anime Sickos and we talk the AI toy that teaches kids kinkplay, Mr. Beast's theme park, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, The Anime Web Turnpike and we ask the eternal question "May I Meet You?" 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Epstein's emails, We Hunted The Mammoth, Fake Aussie cops scamming crypto, Sora's 'Women Being Strangled' problem, a TikToker sued for "alienation of affection" and we listen to DOOM music in a major key. It's nice. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : GTA6 twerk button, Male Pregnancy dot com, The Transgender Coffee Shop, MySafeSpace, China's artifical tongue, Balancer getting hacked for $110 million and we custom-order our very own baby 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Cuomo's insane AI ads, the Chicago Rat Hole is actually a Squirrel Hole, the CounterStrike market crash, Missing jury duty crypto scams, Greg W. Howard vs STC and the world's first Sonic The Hedgehog-themed cat funeral. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : AI Stan Lee, Hasan's hurt hound, the first(?) Twitch-streamed birth, Claire's closed due to Antifa, the joy and pain of PEWDIEPIE, SyntheticMan getting down with synthetic toys and a five-year-old's Jimmy Carter themed birthday. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Peacemaker's Fortnite emote ban, Mr Beast's burning house stunt, Tai Lopez busted, Germans eat pudding with a fork, Conservative Twitter clone PostPiper and the boys explain what their MedBeds will fix about their bodies. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : we play with our GumpLoops, get stuck in a slide, call out the Riyadh comedy festival, take part in Sit at the Bar September, rediscover the art of Hans Hoogerbrugge and chug Tylenol to enhance our posting abilities. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

in today's episode: Mr Beast gets a gut punch from Mike Tyson, Limewire buys Fyrefest, The Louvre retires its 3DS, OpenAI makes a movie, BONE gets flashloan'd and we wade into internet hate to talk about Stormfront - a website with a bodycount. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

We joined Jay and Winslow on I'M FROM THE INTERNET and had a blast talking about Lowtax v Boll, the link below is part one, because we just couldn't contain ourselves. Very fun to join the IFTI crew and we hope you enjoy.

Today on a brand-new episode : The Orgy Dome has fallen, AI struggles to say geometry, Rizzbot daps us up, Luigi Mangione's is in a Shein ad, Druski is in whiteface, Bunni got exploited for $8.4 million and we any% speedrun a recap of Games Done Quick. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : a Sound Bath at a Mattress Store, KingCobraJFS, Vanilla Drainer, Pirate Yakuza, AJJ, "The 80s Misses You," 28 Years Later, Kill the Brickman, The Darkness and we get infected with Gayfemboy. PLUS : the FINAL shock.jpg segment 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : podcast rankings, Campbells x PBR, Odin(dot)fun hacked, URBAN75, a weird to eat cereal, Mrs. Davis, Less Than Jake, showing PDFs to your AI GF, Bury Your Gays, John Wick 3 and we tell you the story of the guy trapped in the Bean in Chicago 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Anthropic's new goatse logo, The Guerrilla Girls, an alien [redacted]burster, Arizona tea's price hike, Wilco, Homestuck : the animated series, Station Eleven : the TV show and the boys take the Race Purity Test. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : watermelon humping, AI filmmaking, I-Mockery, Count the Sausages, Black Mirror, right-wing girlies fighting, Federal Crypto Reserves, Glass Beams, the Turnglass and we take the "7 Gallons of Milk in The Pocket Challenge" 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

remember harmless manchildren? remember an earnest, if not cringe-y early internet? tomorrow on @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com join @ishotguydebord.bsky.social and myself on a journey, one that ends with a deeply moving piece of writing about love and loss. It's a weird one. See you at 7am.

@ishotguydebord.bsky.social and @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com go HAM on this new Patreon-exclusive episode, including a rousing bit of commentary on the myth of anyone their age or younger ever retiring. Join the patreon for more like this.

Today on a brand-new episode : Karl Marx Labubus, God-based crypto scam, the Million Dollar Homepage, fake AI Tyler the Creator leaks, GHOST, "Beating the Heat", Pearl/Maxxxine, Yellowjackets Season 3, Sinners and we finally get our B2B setup going - that's Bird 2 Bird. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

The episode in question, which has shout-out to the great @mobute.bsky.social is live now 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Pregnant AI LeBron, Online OnSlaught, a fake Hasan Piker, waking up to a mini horse, SuperWoke vs MoonKnight, Hogan v Gawker, BigONE hacked, Summer balls and we ponder the phrase "Epic Bacon at the Tesla Diner" 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Today on a brand-new episode : Elmo's Nazi tweets, Moonpay gets scammed, Superman, Crane Wives, an awful Epstein/Kendrick parody, Group X : Arabian Rap Sensations, Squid Game 3, Let's Start A Cult and how the lying machine lied to a wannabe author. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com