Top 15 tv shows Cowboy bebop The Brak Show Avatar the last airbender Adventure time Steven universe Scrubs Animaniacs Freakazoid Gravity falls Bobs burgers Solar opposites Home movies Jeopardy Shin chan King of the hill Damn i watch a lot of cartoons... nice!

Just realized Newsom's initials could also stand for "gender critical nonce"

For real though #transmemes

Tim being the face of info wars is what will return us to the good timeline

My gf took me on a date to axe throwing, which i really really like doing, probably my favorite sport! Here i am in full "fuck shit up" mood

At this point, is anyone still listening to dawkins?

Christianity is anti-human and should be eradicated with zero exceptions.

Ok but like... can we talk about the fact that this man has probably never touched a barbell? Like, does anyone really think this man can lift more than 20 lbs? Cuz i dont.

“If I ever saw you in a ladies’ bathroom, l’d beat the shit out of you!” - angry man who dreams about committing violence in women’s bathrooms in a delusion to protect women from violence in women’s bathrooms. It’s like inception for idiot transphobes.

Dude shouldve yelled back "im only 70 you old fuck"

He’s appointing judges who don't dare cross him.

Polite Cult Member Assumes Reason Penises Cut Off Will Eventually Come Up In Conversation https://theonion.com/polite-cult-member-assumes-reason-penises-cut-off-will-eventually-come-up-in-conversation/

First day of the tolerance break, already really wanting to smoke 😫 gonna be a long month

When made president, ill ban the republican party right out. No terrorist organization should ever be in charge of our government, and thats what they are, terrorists.

It's just cheaper this way

It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax.

When they say history repeats itself there’s no reason to think it’s only the bad stuff

This is my favorite bugs bunny quote, its been my motto for like 2 decades now. "Dont take life too seriously. Youll never make it out alive" youtu.be/K_A7-SiAkQE?...

Spent the day helping my bestie move! Im so exhausted now. And tomorrow we begin our tolerance breaks! Wish us luck! 💜

My ladies keep saying i look hot today, what do yall think?

If he could do it, he wouldve, but he has nothing and he knows it

Echoing this sentiment. I am furious that I can no longer enjoy my biggest family runcation to keep healthy, active and enjoy each others' company because of bigotry. I can't even go back to visit the place where I hatched for the same reason. This is a travel and existence ban for targerted group!

"Sir! Vaginal microbiome reporting lactobacillus crispatus at over 98.7%!"

Useful thing to use here

me

POV you're working in a Dennys on a Sunday morning after the local megachurch sermon ends and this lady has just put five dollar bills on the table and informed you that she will deduct one every time you make a mistake.

New Resident Evil looks like literally every other horror film. Theres NOTHING resident evil about it. Looks bad. 1/10

In light of the new Resident Evil trailer by the guy who did Weapons I wanna say Its still incredibly funny that director got away with "Yeah Im gonna put my hot wife in nerdy action movies" for almost 2 decades because everyone agreed "Yeah your wife IS pretty hot!"

I think instead of a signature wave, as president im just gonna flash my tits at every press conference and media event. "My fellow Americans... *flash* we have finally eradicated trumpism from the country. Good game *flashes again*

I can no longer go to my childhood vacation spot, i cant take my kods to the themepark ive gone to my whole life because "moddy could get arrested for peeing" the heartbreal in their faces when i tell them we cant go only amplifies my own sorrows. They deserve the fun, republicans took that from us.

Okay if Disney is really firing 1,000 artists I am DONE with Disney. I’m talking never spending another penny. Disney will never work in this town AGAIN 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ Make sure they know. DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. This is the thing we care about this week 😤

What if trump is freaking out about the 86 thing because hes confusing "being 86d" with "executing order 66"? Dude has posted himself as a jedi before, just saying lol

Being 86d just means being banned from a venue, but Trump has seen too many mafia movies and thinks everyone else talks like a dick tracy villain like he does.

JK Rowling has, on multiple occasions, said she believes in trans people's right to be employed, and yet, yesterday, she retweeted an interview by Roisin Murphy, who believes that trans people should not have the same rights as everyone else to be employed as teachers. She lying.

The number of different communities living in fear in the UK is astonishing.

Hell yeah, im not delusional!* *This time

Taco bell is always a bad idea...

Re-juiced and ready to eat taco bell

Nevermind

Between pretending Jimmy Kimmel's monologues and James Comey's Instagram posts are literal threats of violence and feigning ignorance about what people mean by the "no kings" protests, I'm getting pretty sick of this dumb fantasy world Republicans are trying to will into existence.

Pretty crazy how if I say “stupid hitler” we all know who I’m talking about

every 'centrist' that has come at me today has been a white bloke with a cheery pfp and 'woke' or 'progressive' in their bio you are not a fucking progressive if you support the labour party you are a fucking tory if you support the labour party there's no middle ground on this. you are a tory

They are all crooks. And he’s in the wrong party.

Kimmel: "Wait a minute, did he just make a joke about his death? Only Donald Trump would demand I be fired for making a joke that his old age, and then a day later go out and make a joke about his old age!"

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

They believe in nothing

A real banger from @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/o...

in the history of speeches that have been read right off a sheet of paper, nobody has a read a speech off a sheet of paper harder than what Trump is doing right now