“We just wanted a half time show in English” yeah well last years show was in English and they didn’t like that one either

We should have the Congress and Senate wear patches showing who their donors are. Just like nascar drivers

I was so excited to see @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves in Waiting for Godot tomorrow but instead I am sick in bed. Most non triumphant.

Oooohhhh it turns out the real villain in stranger things was the us government the whole time

Christmas cards!

Hey Senate Dems- GET FUCKED

Every state official needs to be called and hearing about this. No politician or elected official that are earning a living off taxpayers can be allowed to hide and ride this out. cmarmitage.substack.com/p/5-phone-ca...

My 13 year old’s biggest issue with Breaking Bad is not the drugs or the violence. He is concerned over Walter and Skyler’s marriage and that their lack of communication. He was also very concerned with Skyler’s smoking at the gas station while pregnant

At the ER last night (my kid is fine) Dr - hmm well I’m note sure what’s wrong but we will figure it out Me- it’s ok. I know what’s wrong. I saw it on House. It’s Lupus Teen- OMG mom you can’t just say that Dr- it could be super Lupus

Last night in the ER my teen was getting checked out (they are fine) Nurse - ok let’s listen to your lungs Me (whispers loudly to teen) - this is just like that show I watch - Law and Order Teen - omg mom you can’t just say things Nurse - laughs Me- I actually don’t watch Law and Order

Had to take my kid to the ER last night (they are fine) Dr - just a few tests. And let’s do an X-ray Me- we can just add more tests. Let’s test like we are in a country with universal healthcare Dr- laughs

The American people have the chance to do the funniest thing. We leave TikTok in droves so these maga investors waste 14 billion dollars

My teen is watching Breaking Bad and so far he is most freaked out by the flip phones they use

Is there a Hallmark movie about a fan going on a Hallmark movie cruise and falling in love with her favorite Hallmark movie star? If not can I trademark that idea so I can sell it to Hallmark?

Hey remember that show Designated Survivor? Yeah I liked that show

As an adult in her 40’s I spend entirely too much time wondering what superpower I would want and what wishes I would make if I found a genies lamp

Good morning 🌞

Started a rewatch of Futurama NYE 1999 Fry- here’s to another lousy millennium Oh sweet summer child. You have no idea

At a morning wedding and I’m 2 drinks in. That’s a lot for someone who doesn’t drink often. ….. Maybe should drink more

For Caterday here is another pic of baby Hades as well as a reminder that trump is on Epstein’s list

We took our 13 and 16 year olds to see The Naked Gun. They loved it and proclaimed it “better than Lego Batman.”

I’m so thrilled I’ll be able to see Kerry Butler in Bat Boy!!!!! This just made my year!! 🦇

Hey Bluesky meet Hades Lord of Darkness. cause of course that’s what my kids decided to name him.

I just bought tickets to see Bat Boy the Musical. This is like my favorite musical and I never got to see it when it was off Broadway. I do try to go to every regional theater doing it near me that I can find. I love this silly show

Does anyone remember the original Nick at Night show Hi Honey I’m Home? It’s been 84 years and I can still sing the theme song

I think it’s done! @mooncalfe1.bsky.social has the best TMNT art! Thank you for creating such beautiful art! (Close up on Raphael cause I think he came out the best)

I am working on a TMNT embroidery piece from my favorite TMNT art from @mooncalfe1.bsky.social I hope I am doing it justice! still have a long way to go, but I am so happy with how it’s going

Heading out with @panawhatever.bsky.social #NoKings Remember to stay safe out there and if you get in trouble shut the fuck up

If Hell is personalized for each person, my hell is an endless parking garage

I was out at recess with kindergarten today when a few kids were over by the fence looking at something. It was a bunch of red balloons. One kid was like “just like pennywise”

So one day my friend and I stopped in TJMaxx. I was looking for a big mug to bring to my moms house. We were browsing and found a Goofy Movie mug. Of course I had to buy it cause that movie is fantastic.

How’s everyone’s morning going? Me? I’m locked out of my house with my car keys inside and my kid trying to get us in using his lock pick set. You know. Typical day.

If this is a ploy from National Grid to get me to turn my heat back on it’s not gonna work. That goes off on April 1 and won’t go back on till Thanksgiving.

Got a fundraising email from Chuck Schumer today. I know no one will read it but I responded that I was disgusted that he votes forward a fascist agenda then has the balls to ask for money to take back the senate. Get your house in order

My review of Sunrise on the Reaping Suzanne Collins- punches me in the heart Me- thank you. May I have another? 😭 😭 😭

My first pet portrait of my old kitty Olive. I see a million things I like about it and a million I hate.

What is the best music streaming service? We just cancelled Amazon Prime and Amazon music

Ugh!!!! Had to cut away a whole mornings worth of work! Are you even crafting if you don’t rip it all out 10 times????

Saturday is Craft Day! Coffee and crafting at my favorite coffee shop. Working on a picture of my cat. I’ve never done one like this and am totally winging it. Still a lot of work to go.

Had a snow day today. Woke up and lounged in bed, exercised and took a shower. Now I’m reading and drinking coffee. What a great day.

This @washingtonpost.com story is so important that I'm gifting it. These people appear to be operating totally illegally and outside the Constitution -- and they know it. wapo.st/40LVERn

Someone has to figure out how Nerds Gummy Clusters go so hardcore. Top tier candy.

-delete period trackers -if you think you are pregnant and want an abortion don’t tell anyone -buy tests using cash.dollar store ones work just fine -Watch out for crisis pregnancy centers.They are often very close to a planned parenthood, even across the street. They are pro life orgs in disguise

Community is like my favorite show and I just loop it endlessly. Had to make the Dean. I’m new to embroidering people but I like how it came out! Hopefully this doesn’t awaken anything in me!

Where are people headed now that TikTok is gone? I kept hearing about Lemon8 but that’s out too. And as much as I love TikTok is I don’t want it if it becomes a cog in his propaganda machine. Fuck that

How is it only Tuesday?????

I wish peacock would stop asking me if I am still watching Community. Yes. The answer is always yes. I’m basically always watching Community

Quiet crafting is my favorite part of the week

Technically it was finished on NYE but I didn’t get a pic until today. #DarkwingDuck has always been a favorite of mine. When there’s trouble you call DW! #embroidery #Disney