Why the hell is Mandelson not currently in a police station 'helping police with their enquiries'? Why the hell is Starmer not on the TV giving a resignation speech explaining his terrible decision to bring this corrupt, amoral, lickspittle back into public life? Just go, "In the name of God go"

Turns out Red Oak Taverns are even bigger shits than most other pubcos. Who knew?

Translation: "I would like a job please"

ice ICE baby

Nice one @oxfordclarion.bsky.social 😃

Apparently they’re going to invade Manchester next….

Rooney is unbelievably shit. That is all.

2026 prediction: Badenoch will embrace one of the loony ideas from these nitwits and it will predicate the long-overdue leadership challenge.

Darts. Priceless.

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

we go live to David Walliams’ front door

I do not want them on my feed I do not want them, no indeed I do not want them here, Bluesky I do not want them; please don't try. I do not want them - are you pissed? Do not import my contacts list.

I really think we should call elder trees 'they', unless we definitely know their biological gender. Since some trees produce both fruits and seeds, 'they' is both clearer and less anthropocentric.

Normal in Kuennsberg land

Between the cunts, the bigots, the spineless lickspittles and those whose “services rendered” will now be outed, all hail this periodic demonstration of all that’s wrong with British politics.

You can tell what sort of year it’s been when Hedgefund & Son announce reunion gigs to inflict their nauseating gammon faux-folk on the great unwashed

Most of the public think net migration increased last year, when in fact numbers halved. New findings from the Ipsos/British Future Immigration Attitudes Tracker show that 56% of the public thinks immigration increased last year. Just 1 in 6 realise it was down www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Amazing deflection. At no point did he say “no”

Now’s probably a good time to remind the world that the denials don’t stretch to Farage’s racism and pro-Russian talking points in the UKIP era and now. And time to share this interview with Alan Sked www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

Want to know why everything’s fucked? Same reason we’ve been saying for the last 10 years. Never forget.

Robbie Gibb once suggested that reporters should reflect if they were getting more retweets from one side than the other - a braindead analysis that ignores that fair and impartial reporting of education might get more Tory retweets than say, criminal justice.

Been waiting to hear this for approximately 37 years….

Matt Goodwin’s stance on migration is pretty much indistinguishable from that of the BNP in the past 1990s and not a million miles from that of the NF in the 1970s.

I am also disappointed to hear that the EHRC guidance has been delayed by a year, when it should have been thrown in a bin and set on fire.

Happy Roky Erickson Day! youtu.be/0PJ21m2PfhU?...

Except it’s missing Haverfordeast….

At last, something vaguely sane is written about this shitshow.

Monday ambience

Local Airbnb host goes for planning

Can’t be unseen. And for that reason, can be shared: widely.

If Starmer wants to ban inflammatory chants I suggest he start with ‘Vote Labour’

I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”

Never mind engaging with constituents, here’s the latest pearl of wisdom from possibly Britain’s most irrelevant MP.

On the morning of Keir Starmer's conference speech here's a new post on an odd psychopathology in British politics - our main parties don't like the people who vote for them - the dreaded Professional Managerial Class. And so they are acting out like a divorced dad seeking cooler voters. 1/n

Woman who lives in a castle or on a yacht rants about "real life" 🤣

“The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has pleaded guilty to bribery charges relating to making statements in favour of Russia while being an elected member of the European Parliament.” 1/

Happy LSD Day! #timmy

Nothing wrong with people asking where the £885,000 came from. Everything wrong with none of those people being HMRC, the police and the National Crime Agency.

Here's a Danny Kruger story we all seem to have forgotten. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_poli...

What is your body language?

Better sack a few more cleaners now Jim.

Peter Kyle is entering rhyming slang territory

"for each Labour defector who has shifted to the right bloc, you would expect that at least four are liable to remain in the left bloc. Meanwhile, the bulk of Reform’s gains have come either from deserting Tories, or from habitual non-voters." www.economist.com/britain/2025... From The Economist

BREAKING Met arrest 900 violent racists for rioting and assaulting poli….. oh wait

I don’t think the gulf between the heavily online & the rest of us has ever felt wider than this morning. And the nature of the former experience has changed beyond recognition since Musk gifted Twitter to the far right. So those of us who have left the platform don’t fully grasp what’s going on.

Nice timing that Tim Allan has been brought in as Director of Comms a week before this blows up given he was deputy comms director for Blair when Mandelson was getting into trouble the first time around.