If The Lord of the Rings was about Manchester City. "Where was Gondor when we played York away! Where was Gondor when we were shite!"

You'll be visited by three robots this Christmas.

The ladies have HOW many goals?!

Bunny Shaw scores to make it 4-1 for Manchester City.

Staring daggers. Don't do anything to anyone that will make them look at you the way Bunny is looking at the West Ham player that just fouled her.

“Bunny Shaw, yeah, on another level. At one point I turned to her, I said, ‘Can you stop fucking scoring?’” — Aston Villa striker Rachel Daly, speaking on the Daly Brightness podcast after Bunny Shaw surpassed 100 goals for Manchester City by scoring four in City’s 6–1 win against Villa.

In other words, American voters fucked around and found out.

Former Manchester City Women striker Toni Duggan sits down to interview the club's current number 9, the prolific Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw.

Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw's seasons so far as a professional. From Bordeaux to Manchester City. And we're still in the 2025/26 season. Just wow!

Savinho critics grudgingly acknowledging his contribution against Brentford today.

ALTERNATIVE HEADLINE: Five Manchester City Women players—Casparij, Rose, Hasegawa, Blindkilde-Brown and Shaw—are in Goal's WSL Team of the Season so far.

Aston Villa looking at us bringing on Kerolin when we're 3-0 up.

Congrats to Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw, who became the first Manchester City Women player to score 100 goals for the club when she put two past Aston Villa to take her tally to 101. And there 's still more of the game left to play. #CityCenturion

This is good news for Manchester City fans. Since arriving, Knaak has proven herself to be a valuable addition to the squad.

So Pep was right to rest everyone vs Leverkusen with four wins on the trot since?

A well deserved victory for Manchester City. I'm all for the kind of defensive effort we showed in the second half against Real Madrid.

Reborn and ruthless. I like it.

Even though she is being recognised more in the media these days, I think Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw is still underrated in women's football. Maybe it is just the nature of how fans and the media focus on their favourites in the women's game, but her numbers are crazy, and she should be talked about more.

Kerolin at the final whistle for Manchester City Women's 3-0 win against Leicester City. Comes on in the 69th minute, provides an assist for Bunny Shaw, forces a corner that results in Bunny's second goal and then gets a goal for herself.

Two goals and an assist from Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw today in Manchester City's 3-0 win against Leicester City. What a bam bam!

Jeglertz brought Kerolin into the game and it changed everything. "If you don't like something, change it...life is simple."

Kerolin gets the goal she deserves.

We come in peace.

Jamaican international Isaac Hayes on Mason Greenwood possibly joining the Reggae Boyz squad: "If a player is not willing to commit for the last round of qualifying, unless they're injured, I do not see why they should be joining the group in March or at the end of the season if we qualify."

Well, this game against Leverkusen is the first Manchester City game I've watched since Hurricane Melissa hit Jamaica on October 28. Rumours had reached me while communications were down that we were not shit anymore. Can't trust communications in a disaster zone 😀. It's great to be back, Blues!

An iconic Jamaican singer, musician and actor has passed away. RIP Jimmy Cliff.

Congrats to our Manchester City Women head coach Andree Jeglertz who has made positive, winning changes to our game. His Barclays WSL Manager of the Month award is well-deserved. Let the success continue!

That second goal from Newcastle—why didn't we just boot the ball forward instead of trying to play out through a crowd? Why?

We take the lead in the Sportswashing Classico. It's Manchester City Women 2 Newcastle United Women 1

In the first Big Dirty Stinking Oil Money Derby between Manchester City Women and Newcastle United Women, it's 1-1 at halftime.

Why do Manchester City Women look so clumsy this morning. You can almost hear Benny Hill music playing in the background. Cmon City!

A good breakdown of the tactical changes Andree Jeglertz has brought to Manchester City Women this season.

Each time they started walking they could hear footsteps behind them in the grass. And if they stopped, the footsteps stopped too. But whenever they turned to look, there was nothing there. Just a big empty field. Kerstin had her suspicions and yelled, "Man United sucks ass!" There was no response.

"City have had nine different scorers this season - more than any other side - easing the burden on Khadija Shaw, and potentially lessening the drop-off that was suffered whenever she was absent last season."

"Our man works alone. An exceptional assassin. And never looks the same way twice."

It’s Black History Month in the UK, so here’s an iconic photo of Bunny Shaw giving the Black Power salute in February, after scoring against Liverpool. It was her first match back for Manchester City following online racial abuse she received after a game against Arsenal.

That moment in the game when the table 'bout to turn.

The speed at which Andrée Jeglertz is making positive transformations in this team at both the tactical and individual levels is impressive.

Andrée Jeglertz is harnessing the power of youth in this Manchester City Women team. 22-year-old Laura Blindkilde Brown won Player of the Match. 19-year-old Iman Beney scored the equaliser. And 21-year-old Aoba Fujino delivered the victory.

Gareth Taylor's revenge—almost. Whew! Too much stress for my Sunday morning. The young ones delivered big time—Beney again, and Fujino. The youth shall lead. Beney just arrived this season and is playing like she was born a blue, non-stop energy all game, and a bloody nose to show for it. Legend.

"Her father, Nicolas, is a former goalkeeper who represented seven clubs and won caps for the Switzerland youth teams, while her aunt, Noemie, won 45 caps for the senior women's team. Her older brother, Romeo, also currently plays for FC Basel." As Jose Mourinho would say, "football heritage."

Casparij and Blindkilde Brown are like new signings. Aoba Fujino looks better than she was last year. Hasegawa, with freedom, brings more to the game. Bunny was busy as a bee against Arsenal in both attack and defence. This is a new version of Manchester City Women and it is exciting to watch.

Listening to an Erykah Badu tune on a Man City Women Instagram video. Take a bow, admin. It's an absolute pleasure watching the clips these days.

Tell dem, Bunny. We nuh 'fraid a nobody.

Who did this? 😂

Going through another difficult reinvention process, still trying to bring out the best version of their game on the field, Manchester City Women had to draw on sheer grit, determination, effort and attitude to beat Arsenal 3-2 today. The hard road continues but it's how we travel it that matters.

Take a bow, Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw. What a performance for Manchester City today, scoring a goal and helping to set up the other two for a hard-fought win over Arsenal. She was as awesome in defence as she was in attack, always running back to help, and making key clearances at the back. Brilliant.

Running back to London with the 'L' after celebrating and tapping your Arsenal badge in front of City fans who showed you nothing but love. She thought she was Adebayor.

Even after Chloe Kelly disrespected the club in the manner in which she left, many City fans (not me) gave her love. I'm so happy she celebrated her goal against us, tapping her Arsenal badge in front of the City fans who have shown her nothing but love. Now go analyse your lives. Or come fight me 🤷‍♂️

Reality check from Arsenal in the first few minutes of the second half. You all never thought it was going to be that easy for us, did you?