Goodnight. #CFC

Jason Garrett and his turkey leg

2 WR1’s

That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this. Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break. Hello Europe, we're Arsenal

FT: That was a serious performance from a serious team. Bayern's quality is obvious but the way we steamrolled them in that second half was a joy to watch - it's almost like pace and power off the bench can help? Too many individuals to pinpoint but Declan Rice - MY WORD. ❤️

Max Dowman is ridiculous.

What an amazing day for Arsenal and for Eberechi Eze. Incredible for him in any context, but with his history, his journey, it's just really, really special. Also a massive win, and a statement/fuck off win in this title race after the results yesterday Huge day, lots of fun to be had after this!

Arsenal defender Jurrien Timber had as many touches in the Tottenham penalty area (four) as Tottenham had in the Arsenal penalty area (four)

we have a new ump

More of that rules based international order the Liberals used to pretend to care about.

Hi Bluesky 👋 Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵

I chipped in to the @PressProgress.ca legal defence so journalists can keep holding the powerful to account. This case could set a chilling precedent across Canada. If you can, please donate and share. pressprogress.ca/journalism-defence/donate

@jeffcavanaugh.bsky.social I’m sure that was a very difficult podcast to record yesterday. Thank you for the important message about how mental health challenges can impact anyone. You guys did a good job speaking from the heart about a very sad situation.

Moment of silence in Denver tonight for Marshawn Kneeland

All the people “afraid” of Zohran Mamdani are racist as hell.

Francis Pegahmagabow was one of the most effective snipers of the First World War. Highly decorated for his service, he is remembered as one of Canada's greatest soldiers. After the war, he became an activist for his people. This is his story. 🧵 1/10

solve this puzzle dork _AAAAA _O_GERS LOSE

Trey Yesavage’s career single-game highs entering tonight: 6 IP (May 1, Single-A Dunedin) 12 K (May 13, Dunedin) 94 pitches (Sept. 27, Toronto) 19 whiffs (Sept. 15, Toronto) Tonight: 7 IP, 12 K, 104 pitches, 23 whiffs It is Game 5 of the World Series against the defending champions.

Masterpiece

Vladdy hits a two-run home run to give the Blue Jays a 2-1 lead

Timeline cleanse

wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays

It is somehow fitting that the first sport to fully overwhelm the timeline on the retirement home for millennial posters is baseball, the Spreadsheet Nerd's sport.

Straight outta Pyongyang

George Springer gives the Jays the lead

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Vladdy bomb, 5-0 Jays

I don't think you're 'testing' a ceasefire by not ceasing fire.

Canada when it’s No Kings day next door.

Welcome to Kenilworth Road, Super Jack 🧡

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

Watch that slide. He takes off like fucking Superman and the first person he looks at is the Yankees. Iconic hating.

This shot of a Yankee fan, then fading to black is cinema!

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965 - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...

Saka scores!

Rice scores!

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Jerry Jones more excited to be in a video package than build a solid football roster.

Arsenal dont throw in the towel

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

Ok ok maybe an eff off win then. X

and breathe that game took a year off my life. I hate matches at St James' Park but this was a sweet victory.

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

A Israeli academic asked his followers on X which sanction would really convince ordinary Israelis that they are isolated internationally. "Expulsion from football tournaments" was the most popular answer, followed by "ending visa-free travel to Europe"

My latest @theguardian.com: "Fifa banned Russia from international football. Now it must do the same for Israel." As Israel inflicts untold misery on Palestinians, it is time for soccer’s governing bodies to stand by the principles they claim to uphold www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Eze scores! Port Vale 0 - Arsenal 1

one of the starkest differences between the first trump administration and this one is that this time around, trump hired people who actually *believe* the genuinely fucking bonkers and insane conspiracy theories rather than hiring people who understand that the show is for the rubes