🐇🐇 I said it on the right day, just forgot to post.

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

When Trump dies I will be actively trying to hurt people’s feelings about it, and that was already true well before anything that happened in 25. If you like him I hate you, and I will make you feel the worst I can.

I don't trust AI, but I would trust it even less if it were a human being.

Irony doesn't deflect, diminish or buffer us from the effects of what we do, it just gives us permission to do it without owning it. You can roll your eyes and make jerk-off motions while you fuck a goat, but you're still balls deep in an ungulate.

Narrator: Unfortunately, he was correct

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”

Do They Know It's Christmas (Yes)

Puppeh

Cozy

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Hallelujah is not a Christmas song. White Winter Hymnal is not a Christmas song. Favorite Things is not a Christmas song.

Men will literally write about a woman's "delicate flower" with a tender quivering stamen in their pants.

🐇🐇

“Yaoi” is short for “Yaoard.”

You're allowed to ignore unsolicited/ignorant medical advice, even from a doctor. If you go in to be seen about your injured finger and get a lecture about weight loss, you're allowed to ignore that because it's nonsense. 🖤💙😷🥄

It’s ingrained and indoctrinated on US military members not to follow Unlawful orders. Trump never has taken his oath seriously, he will never understand this.

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking

I am happier to see conservatives eat shit than I am libs, and that’s all you’re getting out of me.

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

Pet me remotely

what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!

No one: Goondalf: FAP, YOU FOOLS!

I’m dreaming of a white wedding Just like the eyes without a face With a rebel yell I’m dancing with myself If I should stumble catch my fall And I’m dreaming of a white wedding I rock the cradle of love We want flesh, flesh for fantasy And may all your weddings be white 🎵🎄

Committed to not committing

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.

10/10 take. No notes.

Watson “discovered” Rosalind Franklin’s work. Rest in piss.

I was very specific about things not happening. I now need a minimum of one month free of things.

A humanitarian prize awarded by slavery-based organization FIFA is a fucking joke even before they give it to Donald Trump. They *may as well* give it to him for all it would be worth.

Between Frankenstein and Predator: Badlands I don't know if my heart can handle back to back movies about scary boys who are actually sweet boys. Five stars.

So, Dershowitz, what time and what channel?

Look if anybody’s ever been victimized by a sandwich while they were wearing a bulletproof vest & armed, you know. That’s not an experience you ever forget or forgive. The night terrors. The shakes you catch in the day. The flashbacks to the scent of onions & mustard assaulting you.

Apparently a baseball happened, and way more people than I thought would be were concerned with the outcome. I do not know much about baseball, but may all your balls be based.