As You See, I Have A Dick. 5 Hours Of The BEST.

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

i like the vocals about as much as the original, and it's a cute video too youtu.be/r89G_832D2E?...

when I finally get a job that'll maybe let me build a pc after a few months of saving, ram prices have doubled and gpu prices are expected to hike violently like I needed more reasons to think that AI is a blight on society and hope a plane crashes into sam altman's home

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Manila's Finest is pretty great actually. There's a slowly building sense of dread that builds from the start that just keeps getting worse until it ends. An uncomfortable watch at points, but in a way that's very clearly intended.

If I search mmff here on bsky or twitter the posts are 30% posts about the Metro Manila Film Festival and 70% furry porn

I'mperfect is a film that's more interesting to think about than to watch. It feels like a generic filipino romcom except that the leads are people with down syndrome. Lots of cute moments but it's hard to get invested when the central premise is still just love at first sight.

An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

Kitsu cafe

Filipino Victorian

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

theres a recurring newscaster in Gintama, like Kent Brockman on THE SIMPSONS. She's called 結野アナ, "Ketsuno Ana", or "Announcer Ketsuno." only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy." 😁😆

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.

new song added to the "inexplicably gets a tear out of me" playlist and it's from holo www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvdD...

Knights of the Wandering Castle but it's animated this time! Worked on this on and off for about a year, check out the full song here www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksLH...

Just a general reminder that your experience on any social media app depends a lot on what *you* make of it. It is easy to find some annoying people on any platform. But platforms like Bluesky also give *you* way more power to control your own experience and to fix whatever annoys you.

‼️ RHYTHM GAME WEEKLY SUMMARY 🧵 (Dec 7th-Dec 13th) ‼️ IT'S OUT. UNBEATABLE has released at last... and so did Bits & Bops?!?! Perhaps the first ever rhythm game uncovered too... Let's take a look at what happened this week in rhythm games!

''My wish is granted... and now everything I love is lost...'' 2hrs speedpaint #Silksong #hollowknight #art

ICE snatched a human rights hero. Guan Heng risked his life to capture video of Uyghur concentration camps. After escaping to the U.S., Guan was in hiding for years, not knowing his work had been crucial to substantiating China's mass detention practices. On Monday, he has an asylum hearing in NY.

that one french ad wolf

PKMN Illustration Commission for @denizenblue.bsky.social

I'm using Qobuz (and sometimes Apple Music) and it's very easy to port over and Qobuz pays artists more per track help.qobuz.com/en/articles/...

お昼寝のお誘い

Endgame Team 🥰

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

im kinda surprised i havent posted this here. #animation #skating

Narrowly avoiding civilisational collapse by sliding into a Romantic resurgence is, theoretically, possible. Like, that is real. I am choosing to acknowledge that as a real possibility

[Interview] "Deep down, most people like furries, they just don't know it yet." Fuga: Melodies of Steel and Aeruta creators talk about the appeal of kemomimi and furry characters automaton-media.com/en/interview...

DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Hollow knight's a cool game :)

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

Phew. This is the best thing I’ve read this week and is absolutely worth your time.

I'm a hero. Transform 変身っ悪はちぃたんにお任せくださいっ☆

The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?

Haxorus Dual Blades

have fun.

Hollow Knight costume design

My main hobbies

Twitter really is Disinformation Ebola virus at this point. mashable.com/article/x-tw...

this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

2 Raffle Winners from Stream YCH HALLOWEEN - @isnotofinterest.bsky.social - Kougry

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

Through the enchanted forest they walked; watched by glowing wisps awakened by the presence of travelers from afar. A collab project with my beloved partner @lyricotter.bsky.social composing the music for the illustration. Check out his wonderful masterpiece! ↴ youtu.be/b-4mDa1fQVs

they NEED to teach CURSIVE in SCHOOLS so KIDS will KNOW how to WRITE ominous antiquated WILLS stipulating their SURVIVING RELATIVES must SPEND THE NIGHT in a HAUNTED HOUSE