Sitting in a hospital outpatient waiting room wondering how Dr. Robby is doing.

Unironically, America needs a Honey Huan:

@matthewwilkening.bsky.social Hey Michael — mind dropping me a line at billwyman at gmail? I wanted to send you something.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like being in a relationship with you:

So NYC Mayor Mamdani's speech at the Knick's parade today is really something. There's a term in rhetoric, accumulatio, for the technique he uses throughout to pile up examples. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdmn...

One of those screenshots that will be good for something some day.

hear hear.

With Milli Vanilli unaccountably back in the news, I just noticed that surviving member Fab Morvan was — get this — +nominated for a Grammy this year for his audiobook+. What could potentially have been a signal moment in awards show history was scotched when the Dalai Lama won in that category.

hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social -- bridge renaming favor to ask

Tag yourself. I'm "Do not spin"

Love this Walter Matthau joke from an old Lillian Ross story in the New Yorker ...

This is a scorching account of prosecutorial misconduct.

Anyone out there have Paramount+? I have it and, while it seems odd, but I can't find Colbert. Am I missing something or is it not there?

Meanwhile, at whitehouse.gov...

fyi @missgina.bsky.social

This is very funny!

Amazing.

And then on to test drive his new ship. “Now to take this barky out for a run - hey, why are you all wearing life jackets?” “Oh, no reason”

Worthwhile Canadian Initiative. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/o...

The Blueberry Pneumonias. (Punkrock band that does bubblegum covers.)

All it takes is a good guy with a ballroom to stop a bad guy with a ballroom

1) Give this little relationships essay a read. 2) Google the writer. www.vogue.com/article/my-b...

This is very funny.

There should be a legal amount of time that you’re allowed to record and take pictures with your phone at a concert before I’m legally allowed to slap it out of your hand.

"actually"

One of those headlines that just gets hilariously worse as you read it

Love those guys. This is another classic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwJc...

Oh dear. Oh my.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

I'll always remember Anderson Cooper as host of "The Mole."

@wendyide.bsky.social Hi Wendy. Mind sending me a quick note to [email protected]? Wanted to ask you a quick professional question.

@moryan.bsky.social Hi Ms. Mo will you send me a note to billwyman at gmail? just sayin' hi.

We love Deadloch.

It's crazy. It's all sorts of "onboarding" bullshit and supplying reams of personal information that is none of their business ... it's easier to buy a Prius. One place — no names, but it rhymes with Bolumbia Bluniversity — wanted me to upload a full bank statement. ...

God I hate these stories.

This is one of the funniest corrections I’ve ever read

#caturday Malarkey

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Still Seeing Dead People.

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Here's a creative use of the passive.

@davidpoland.skystack.xyz Hey David what do you think of Glen Powell?

@seanmcnulty.bsky.social You guys do a great job. Your piece on Powell this a.m. reminded me of something I posted a year or so ago. Ever since, the Times has been all aquiver about his looming superduperstardom. When is it going to get here?!?

Ooooh lots of fun. I actually like Wolcott when he's just on the edge of losing control. Thanks for sharing it.

This can't be my original thought, but shouldn't Denmark just rename it Epsteinland?

So sad to hear. Always a compelling presence on screen.

Wait til you get to "The Party."