wait a second. this is me now

"surely the third democratic presidency to come to power after a norm-breaking and warcrime-cheering Republican administration will pursue justice against their predecessors," I repeat like a mantra til I collapse

chill friday meter restored

it’s crazy how much vince gilligan (whose work i respect and enjoy) watched the sopranos and was like “that’s sick i should do that”

20 likes and i push her in

semi-regular exercise is kinda wild because i don't know when i got hot i just noticed it one day in the mirror. like oh yeah i guess a tree does grow if you plant a sapling and water it. Huh. who would've thought???

Chill Fridays are actually so essential to me

“came to fruition”? i mean idk what’s so sexy about fruition but i’m not one to kinkshame

some of yall out there aint ready for a fat transgender butch. and thats okay, cause sometimes my eyes hurt stepping out into the sunlight too

kinda fucked that kirsten and kristen are both names. i say we let them all pick one to use from now on and everyone with the other spelling has to switch

imagine getting owned like this by your AI boyfriend

tiny Pokemon

might take some K this weekend

there is a segment of the internet that seems to use "chud" to mean something other than "maga republican" and i can't seem to figure out what and why

“we’ll schedule part 852 of this meeting for tomorrow so we can follow up on what we’ve discussed” I’LL KILL YOU

#静なつ #시즈나츠 #Shiznat

watching a how it’s made on skin grafts and it’s cool as hell they’re pretty much playing balatro

Not much has made me feel more vindicated than hearing about "raising the larynx" wrt transfem voice training, thinking "that sounds stupid and like a pain, i'm not doing that shit" and then eventually learning and practicing voice techniques that have gotten me great results without doing all that

From cat eared hoodie to full on catgirl with Kathy :3 #rcbg

"All I know for sure is she’s supposed to be doing her capricious, inexplicable shit with me. I’m the only one equipped to handle her, the only one who stuck with her when we were kids, she’s my inexplicable weirdo." #RCBG

Commission for @kimthemovielesbian.bsky.social #rcbg

i could eat that girl for lunch #RCBG

“don’t use your phone before bed” is tough advice to follow for someone like me who has no willpower (note: any attempted advice will likely not work for me because of the aforementioned lack of willpower, but you’re welcome to try)

Guys I promise we do not need any more opinion pieces arguing that it’s okay to want to be thin

has anyone ever pointed out how “folks” is an older version of “chat”

fuck dude they’re putting me in the pear wiggler

This is probably the most instructive moment in the evolution of the Democratic Party on Palestine so far— AIPAC is now running ads against one of its (now former) closest allies in Congress, Tom Malinowski, because Malinowski did not commit to *unconditional* support for Netanyahu specifically.

feeling fucking quadrilateral tn

honestly think it’s cool when drag queens become trans women. something something about truth within the artifice

trying new fits for kathy

trying new fits for penny

sad way for me to find out that i share a birthday with catherine o’hara. an honor though. rip legend

Yeah, I recommend not using the patreon apple app to join. Just go on the website, it's 1. cheaper for YOU to support your favorite creatures and 2. All the money you give goes to the creator.

It is time to go back to the old blogging ways: aggregating posts we saw for posterity. aftermath.site/the-new-baby...

every time someone has asked me the last week or so about priorities it is rental assistance. please please please people need rent to stay in their homes. scroll down to rent relief funds and pick something www.standwithminnesota.com

Gaza soup kitchen just opened its 14th location and are accepting donations! ⭐️🥫🍲

*breaking into the burned out husk and pulling the fire alarm* I’ve seen enough; this was a fire

goated license plates ive seen this week: CNTY CEO KYS MOMUSSY aridzona dmv does not give a fuck lmao

Happy 2nd birthday to the God Damn Elf

huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)

genuinely stunning image

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

Zohran Mamdani is not my mayor wish he was though

Great. my phone updated to the new ios and something is wrong with screentime where as soon as the day switches over it says i’m out of time on all social media (i give myself 1 hr 15 min total every day). i’m writing this in the notes app rn bc i have nowhere to post this

[metroid] i give the people more samstrong

is it considered daydreaming if it’s night time and you’re putting off going to bed and you’re also kinda actively falling asleep

i long to use one of these again tbh ngl