These are so much the worst jerseys the Pats have ever worn, I’m impressed

The chad Mina Kimes insta-apology vs the virgin NYT defense squad

this is fine to believe. what’s weird is thinking the criticisms coming out of this are broadly “wild.” the sky is in fact blue!

flitter reposted this, which straightforwardly acknowledges they know they’re getting played!

it’s funny bc Jeremy Peters and Ken Vogel are there *right now*

They should study journalists’ brains like they do with football players after they die.

tfw when your copay goes up 2.5x on the same plan

Salisbury House’s own

Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

ready (and cheap!!!) access to shit like ibuprofen is an insane luxury that all of our ancestors would fucking kill for and now our society is doing this bc it got bored

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

Based on their writing in the Epstein emails no wonder why rich assholes think AI being to compose a basic essay is miraculous.

Typical BlueSky purity test

Tfw you actually believe finance is gonna leave nyc, and the UK has wronged u

It has continued to speak truth

Absurd

Matt LaFleur is the dictionary definition of a fraud

No love lost but Pelosi would never

On the bright side I saw Nic Cage today

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

It’s crazy that a Democratic senator who represents Illinois could see everything this administration is doing in Chicago and its suburbs and vote to reopen the government. Like these should be the Senators demanding so much more than everyone else to reopen the government.

Dick Durbin is a stupid idiot

[jack donaghy voice] Well played, Van Ginkel.

The trits

Ambient RedZone is good

“What if we just killed our best players?”

I was on an aluminum company’s earnings call this week and they were VERY excited that people have to spend their money on canned food rather than vacations

TIL Chloe Fineman is a Scientologist and flipping the corner on a Rolodex card like Carrie Fisher

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking

Or non-citizens! You can’t do it to anyone!

Just like we were rich after 12 of bloomie, he’s got a point

this is a really astoundingly bad blog

Which time? Either way, yes

Five Hot Dogs, 1961

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND was exactly as expected and dope

Phone background? Phone background

Just saw my first honest to god car chase, crash, cops pursuing suspect on foot… in the dang suburbs

Please, not the good-looking guy who has an answer for everything!!!

did he uh. try saying that out loud before he suggested it

Me about blue jays now saddest ever (no judgment)

these are like 4 of the best actors in the world and honestly 3 of the best 10 sorry mark

I'm not sure how many writers there are in the world who communicate clearly or more directly than Albert, but it can't be that many.

TIL: Walt Weiss went to Suffern (NY) high school, the first time the town my office is in has come up… ever?