i just did it all scared

Hello new folks! This is, as ever, my whole deal!

Honestly, a strangely satisfying loop…

CW: straw-goat carnage

It was so close this year aw dang

Here’s to 2026

Dont forget to give your cat some love too this holiday ❤️‍🔥

Lies. Joke’s on them, I’m like the Great Salt Flats back there.

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods “Death paused. YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE, he said, THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE? ‘Yes. Yes, of course.’ Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG.”

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

"Play with matches if you think you need to play with matches Seek out the hidden places where the fire burns hot and bright Find where the heat's unbearable and stay there if you have to Don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light. " Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1 by The Mountain Goats

When you're goth but also gay

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

This is the lovely Nigel Farage. The photographer gave him a message before he went to support the Boxing Day hunt. He’d hate it if people shared this and signed the petition for a proper ban on fox hunting - protectthewild.org.uk/our-campaign...

my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

A dungeon master/game master in a ttrpg can offer potentially infinite things. And you'd be speaking to a human to experience it. An llm can not make a one off joke about a talking horse then have the players aggressively attach to that character and because of that very human interaction between...

TAKOYAKI weekend🍺！

I don't know why it took me until now to put together that the reason there's a lot of people who put their faith into ChatGPT et al is because of anthropomorphism. This is just pareidolia, but for words. They're seeing a human where there isn't one.

r o u m d

Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness

One last post of Freida photoshop bonus content. Freida as food, and a curling stone.

And The Dude, who DID abide

By the way, for those who haven’t seen either the MSN skit OR this DBI animation of it, this has been living in my head now for over a week and I can’t stop watching it… perhaps I long for THE GRAAAAAVE youtu.be/PlmWyd_XKqo?...

One of two (Two!!) Lego orchid sets I got for Xmas. Gonna save the other for tomorrow, but I had to do at least one tonight. 🥰

rest you merry!

christmas on bluesky

When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.

Twas the night before christmas and all through the yard/ 18 naked cowboys, gettin' real hard. Chirstmas really rocks

ebenezer scrooge pays a living wage if your son is large enough

Merry Christmas from the flaming plum begging not to be eaten

to all who celebrate!

Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus

Now is the time of Yule and Monsters

🎄ขอเปิดตัวภูตผีแห่งฤดูหนาว🎄 Krampus🐐 : ปกติเป็นอ้วนใจดี แต่หากใครเป็นเด็กซนจะเอาไปเป็นต้มยำ Mari Lywd🐎 : ใจดี ชอบกิน ชอบเที่ยว แต่คนส่วนใหญ่กลัวซะงั้น Yule Cat🐈‍⬛: ชอบแทะเสื้อผ้าโดยเฉพาะผ้าใหม่ๆ แต่ชอบกินเนื้อคนใส่เสื้อผ้าเก่าๆ มากกว่า #CreepyCat #IFEXPOWINTER25 #IFEXPOWINTER2025

By the way, for those who haven’t seen either the MSN skit OR this DBI animation of it, this has been living in my head now for over a week and I can’t stop watching it… perhaps I long for THE GRAAAAAVE youtu.be/PlmWyd_XKqo?...

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

when you're mean to Bothriolepis, this is who you're being mean to

What a show! 🌋

For all of you Kīlauea watchers, the USGS v3 camera is back and now is a good time to check it out www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...

Good time to watch Kīlauea now, folks! 🌋

Actual real realized couple on film? Hm. Probably these two idiots.

Gamers. It’s time

Socrates: So you would hold that for everything that exists there is one true and perfect idea of it? Even cats? Plato: <gestures emphatically at Ozzy>

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

me, standing in the kitchen at 11:30pm at night, looking at TWO cans of wax beans and whispering to myself: I live alone. No one can stop me.

TIMELINE CLEANSE. Please post your adorable getting into the holiday spirit. Molly is dallying in the Christmas garland.

Christmas is here 🎅 #art #sharks

we do not in fact know what this says but some things transcend language

Me to all of the newly minted Heated Rivalry fans who have never read any gay/queer romance: I need to introduce you to… my Kindle history. *pushes through the beaded curtain*

cackling and screaming