Whenever I tell people to just check their bags. For real just check your bag.

Today’s wordle can suck it

Just a reminder that this heat wave is caused by the gates of hell opening for Mitch McConnell.

I just want you to know that after (roughly) two months of not doing anything with my aquarium (and fearing for the worst), I checked my water parameters this morning and they were still perfect. It was overgrown so I had to trim some of the plants back. And also I wish I was warned about duckweed

*sigh* It looks like the solution to meet the shortfall is to sell my collection. I guess I can start with the cradles and go from there.

Hey @playstation.com I specifically paid more for a PS5 (on release) that had a disc drive. If you actually cease production of physical media, I promise you I will never buy another Sony product as long as I live.

Ngl renting ghosts goes hard

You could say.... I love this game

I have an appointment tomorrow morning with a financial advisor to just figure out my options. Then I have a therapy appointment afterward for the (I’m assuming) fallout of it all. If you don’t see a professional for personal finance issues (and have issues making ends meet), it’s well worth it.

New PlayStation marketing just dropped

My friends and I have been playing a lot of Archipelago lately ( archipelago.gg ). They made a mod for Librarian, and I've gotten so fast at putting away books in that game that I now have two instances of the game running in our meta Doesn't matter, I'm still halfway done with each game

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

Have you all seen the commercial for boner straightening pills where the couple are sitting on the couch watching a tv that is showing a bunch of carrots flying around while the voiceover talks about all the way this injection might actually break your penis in half?

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

Today is the first day in a long time that I dread going to therapy because I’ve been my own worst enemy this last week and I know it.

If you want to do both, live there.

I've been running old raid content for my FC in FFXIV to get gear and mounts. And how did we get 3 mounts in 3 runs when it took me 180 to get 1 last time

Me, staring at a $500 monthly shortfall this academic year, not precisely sure how I'll make ends meet after I reach the end of my savings in three months:

Do I just sell out of Magic at this point? Ugh

I yearn for the mines

I’ve been reading “Things in Nature Merely Grow” by Yiyun Li and oh my god it’s beautiful and painful and exquisite. It’s hard to recommend because I don’t know that many people could handle the subject matter. And I can’t exactly say it’s a pleasant read but It has certainly changed my life.

I feel like such a boomer because I feel like content creation is, generally, a net-negative in our lives. TikTok and YouTube are the worst offenders. You wanna post for friends to see, that’s fine. But like… Go live your life, do whatever you want, and stop trying to grind out a dollar for it.

Does anyone have any recommendations for gaming mice for small hands? 🫣 I ordered one that like… I can’t even hold right.

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Me last week: I think Witch Hat Atelier isn’t for me, I think it’s for a young audience Me this week: I think it uh maybe uh

hearing my friends on voice chat discovering the maze I made of my in-game apartment "how many doors are in your fucking apartment? what the hell..."

Ahem! As your neighbor anti-capitalist please allow me to remind you, once again, that.. if it's on sale, but you don't need it, you aren't saving any money.

New glam

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Me everyday when there’s some bullshit happening

I keep getting rid of belongings that I don't use or that don't serve a practical purpose. *stares at my Din Djarin cardboard cutout* ... he... uh... serves a purpose, okay?

Still haven’t heard anything from anyone 🤷‍♀️

I really fucking hate that so many of my problems are solved by doing sit-ups, squats, or going on a walk. Let me be lazy and healthy and happy jfc

just fyi today is Thursday, not Friday.

Lately I've been playing a lot of games on Archipelago with my friends. It is sooo fun to play some of my favorite games in a new way. They just added Librarian to their list of supported games so I played that all evening. Loved it.

Therapy has been going so well lately that I question whether I need it. Then the simple question as to whether or not I believe I deserve love comes up and it breaks me down every time. Because the answer is no. It's so fucked up because I know, fundamentally, that I do deserve it. Everyone does.

Best short story I ever read was like... five paragraphs long? On old deviantart piece that I would butcher to try and summarize. I wish I could find it again

Update: I’ve decided I’m not going to Atlanta.

Man…. I don’t think I’m going to Atlanta. I really just don’t care about it at all. This sucks. I miss magic I cared about.

Sometimes I'm reminded that when I was in 6th grade I was allowed to check out, and read, James Clavell's "Shogun". Fucking wild haha

Hey, uhm, #wotcstaff? How was/am I supposed to claim that Mood Swings deck I was promised from MagicCon Vegas? No one seems to know anything about it and uhm well, I haven't heard anything? And I didn't buy one because I was supposed to get one and uhm, well, I haven't?

Look at this cutie

Accidentally paid the full balance on my credit card instead of the adjusted balance so uhm I’m officially broke for a few months while I rebuild

Listen. I’m a lot of things. Responsible isn’t always one of them. Speed ran it in half the time of last time.

I get actually nauseous at how vain and self-centered some people are on here and other social media. It actually, literally, makes me sick.

All of this Marvel stuff makes me actually not want to go to MagicCon Atlanta? If the set is Reality Fracture... then maybe. But if it's Star Trek? Absolutely not. ugh

As a woman on the internet. Please do not do images in DMs.

Soooo when am I supposed to get my mood swings deck from the cancelled event? 🤨