Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

This is a very niche joke for Star Wars fans who were trying to buy tickets Wednesday

I don't know who told Disney that all us femmes wanted jumpsuits and rompers for merch this year (I'm assuming it was Ashley Eckstein) But they were wrong. I don't want any of this.

I love when someone offers me a stupid price for something, referring to some other stupid low price as a reason I should take their offer. I'm so glad you found a great deal. Go buy THAT one? Stop messing with me.

If you’re a teacher and ever want to be humbled, watch your students play school and see how they perceive you. 🫣

Sooooooooo I can't find my unknown cards from Vegas. I had them, I know. I put them somewhere to take one to Bobbie-Christine. And I have no idea where they went. I'm devastated. : [

“Apple sauce is like….. a sauce that tastes like apples, isn’t it? Is that why they call it apple sauce? Is it made with apples? Wow. Apple sauce is so cool. Can you buy me apple sauce? No? Hmm I want some more apple sauce but all I have is this apple sauce..” Example 8,772 why I’m tired.

Haven’t enjoyed a spider meeting a pig this much since Charlotte’s Web

Got my celebration tickets (and the tickets of 5 other people lol)

commish for @boltthebee.bsky.social TY for the request!!!! 🐰💖

I only bought one thing for myself to keep all weekend lol 😵‍💫

Las Vegas Command Zone 9 years ago vs Las Vegas Command Zone today

Watching this guy sit down at the buy station with a long box filled of individually sleeved cards. And watching the vendors face made my heart break.

Bringing my Quivertime bolt to sell $150 OBO hmu

I think about this all the time.

Feeling cute but I don’t have pockets today aka I won’t get your texts 💜 FFXIV rep today

If you wake someone up when they tell you to… and they whine and say they need more sleep. Then they fall asleep. How much more sleep do they need? 👀

Anyone wanna buy some merch?

“You had the largest order we fulfilled” Yeaaaaah. I know. 😬

Feeling cute Might not actually go to the event today rofl

Not my photos but these items up for grabs this weekend. Best offer.

Sad the event Sunday got cancelled. Would have been nice to actually play this.

Can you believe this? I’ve seen every movie they’ve ever made

Gate agent told me someone famous was sitting beside me on the plane but didn’t know their name. Not helpful

Okay, time to pack or Vegas. (Yes, I know, don't judge me) I'm a professional packer, though. Gonna time myself today. Watch.

My quadruple misprinted Evolving Wilds. Ironically my most expensive magic card and I own a gaea's cradle

If you missed getting a badge on time for Vegas I have extra free black lotus badges for sat/ sun no charge

Oops. Finished the MSQ content and was so sucked into gaming with my friends I forgot I had to finish packing for my trip. Whoops.

Another teacher during a meeting to me, randomly: So are you a professional magician? Me: I-what? Them: Oh, uhm, so-and-so said you were off Monday competition or something in Vegas for Magic? M: Oh it’s a game. Against other people. T: So how do you win?

Oh…. Oh no…

Zero somehow finding a way to at least make a phone call back to the source for the sole reason of roasting you at mahjong

If yall will be in Vegas I’m actually not hustling this time and would love to play some games! Maybe Idk I usually get to these things and don’t actually want to play magic lol But Wizard’s Tower?

Saturday we were raiding and a guy made a misogynistic comment towards my trans friend. And I go “damn bro that was surprisingly progressive. what an ally”

inconvenient I have to look it up every time

I fear my stylist ate with this hair color

Me this time next year:

Okay so I definitely think the new tank class is Viking, but I have no idea what the phys range could even be. Ranger isn’t different enough from how Bard is set up to be its own thing. Could be some entirely new? Blitzball would be hilarious. Idk… cannoneer?

My mom over here buying a plant at bingo because she didn’t win, pretending she won it when my dad asked how much she paid 👀

LONG LIVE THE ERA OF DRAGOON AURA

I know y'all tired of seeing this requoted on your feed but I place my order tomorrow so check it out and let me know if you want anything!

Also any Black Lotus merch is up for grabs because I literally do not want any of it 💜

Reminder: you can name your constructed deck whatever you want. It doesn’t have to make sense. Throw them off the scent.

When they go low, go lower. Drag them to hell where they belong.

Alternatively if you ARE going and don’t want to wait in the merch line I can also pick up your stuff for a 0% fee

They’ll always be Jolli x Lovely……. #ffxiv