So says Metem (while Tom Morello's music blares in the background of the fight)

Moved the “dog gate” to a different location since Felix will just jump over it which knocked it open in the process. But I installed it too high and I think the dog can just crawl under it? 😵‍💫

Does anyone know of an app that will let me track of when something happens? Like I want to track my cat’s seizures

What an expensive week. Gotta recalibrate my budget in the morning. But for now, all my cats have their meds, everyone is fed, everyone is safe.

Sometimes resistance isn’t big and flashy.

Learning the hard way that cats lose control of their bladder during a seizure. I’m very tired. : [

Me every time I walk by the thermostat: Heh, nice.

I get home, crawl back in bed, and my old lady cat has three seizures in quick succession. Oh boy. This might be it y’all. Good long life. We’ll just spend some time together tonight. Keep an eye on her. Not much we can do.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

Fat cat Felix is down a whole pound in his weight loss journey. Kudos to my thick boi for all his hard work

I really hate 3D printers because it just means randos at home are destroying our environment making eternal plastic garbage trinkets. There are some amazing uses for 3D printers. 100%. But that’s not what people are doing with them.

Started crocheting recently and started making a baby blanket for a friend. I’m learning everything through trial and error. Including how to check dye lots and why ordering multiple skeins from Michael’s online is apparently a bad idea.

17-21 inches of snow? Sure, I guess. 🫡 It’s been nice knowing yall.

As I’m leaving my classroom, I start my robot vacuum then grab a handful of skittles and stuff them in my mouth like a hamster. I turn to close the door and a sub custodian stops me “oh leave that open for me.” I had to stand there and chew for a full minute until I could tell him about the vacuum.

Oh Maki, my love, you badass.

I’m not most girls. I don’t want you to tell me I’m pretty. I want you to come to my animal crossing island and tell me ITS pretty.

My normal 2HG partner was out of town for a project and instead of finding someone else I just decided not to play any prerelease this weekend. Sometimes not spending money on new entertainment is the correct choice.

“They’re exquisite”

Also, if you come to Shoebox, you have an opportunity to play the Mill Tower! A blue player’s dream. Spend the beginning of the game building your strategy and hand to survive the last round when the shared deck is down to the last few cards. Massive counter stack to see who gets the time warp.

The state of this mill tower game lol

It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better time than here? What better time than now?

Me looking at this salad I bought for dinner after the shitty day I had.

Can I just- one of my 1st graders drew this picture of my cats?

Been thinking about this a lot

Like honestly this game

Vegans who don’t eat honey confuse me because like Bees also pollinate the flowers that turn into the vegetables you eat

I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR IM SORRY AHHH

Started therapy with a new therapist today (my old therapist never had time available in her schedule to see me as often as I liked). And it's always so hard because it's like... I have to go through ALL of this stuff again?

I just realized that I don’t know what color hair or eyes people have (unless it’s like pink or something unusual). Is that something other people notice or remember? I know my immediate family but- Could not tell you the teacher across the hall that I’ve worked with for three years. I think brown

Light it up, let's go.

Found your mom at the aquarium today

The absolute travesty of not having a MagicCon for Lorwyn. What a failure.

What happens…. if a Yule Ooze was put into play on my board with Evil Presents, and I exile it to with Hostage Taker, but someone kills the Hostage Taker…. where does the Yule Ooze go?

I have never ever taken two sick days in a row as a teacher. But I’m about to I think. What kind of unholy hell will I return to on Friday?

I still can’t get over this by the way

mild spoilers that aren’t in the movie but are in the book My favorite part of Howl’s Moving Castle is that Howl’s name is actually Howell and he’s a rugby player from Wales. Lol

Finished my first book of the year today and it was Howl’s Moving Castle. I still can’t figure out who the target audience of that book is.

Made a new even bigger bowl of chow for lunch this week. Soooo yummy

I am once again asking Square Enix to fix the server congestion problem in FFXIV. You cannot create new characters on our server and I cannot invite new players to come play with me. Also I'm tired of being disconnected every day. @en.finalfantasyxiv.com

Flossie has absorbed the life force of two women in order to live this long.

Something people don’t mention about giving up an addiction are the dreams. The incredibly vivid dreams I have where I give up on being sober and drink myself silly. It usually starts on accident. I’ll be at a wedding and we’ll give a toast. Then “oh man oops that was champagne” turns into a bender.

My shrimpies had babies!! Excuse the state of the tank I’m currently cleaning it

Day 2 of attempting to gaslight myself into believing that I am a morning person.

Gonna be gonna be

New Year, New Me(ntal breakdown)!