“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

@mpavictoria.bsky.social I feel like we need to hang out sometime. You’re in Canada, right? Can I hide in your basement? 😬

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social Umm..here’s a possible contender for your new intro song. youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w

Solid point, Gandalf!

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

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Oh? LFG!

Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.

Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.

Great job American Voters. Fucking Idiots. So you didn't like Kamala's laugh. Now you live in North Korea.

Cc: @ceejthemoment.bsky.social #maevefly

Wowzers.

Ah, yes. Strong arming someone into getting their Nobel Peace Prize. Well done, Trump. Of course, it’s not transferable and I’m sure Machado knows that. She’s just stroking his feral, demented ego in an attempt to help her country. Hopefully.

Fuck all the way off with this propagandist bullshit lie, CBS. Dan Rather should dickwhip all of you.

Thank you for your dedication, Ben. 🙄

ICE. ISIS. Potato. Potahto .

I’m sorry. What?

This is a MUST WATCH - you won't regret it. youtu.be/_FKcP8j010o

Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam https://theonion.com/trump-rushed-to-walter-reed-to-watch-breast-exam/

Life is hard Words by @jzguzlowski.bsky.social

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/

Look what someone did to the new Avengers trailer dyyyyying www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3hr2A6/

I just got the GOAT t-shirt for Christmas. #TheLighthouse

Always good for a repost

Meet Vacna, my angry robot vacuum from the Upsidedown.

Diabetes 101: Always have a glucometer as a back up.

This country is fucked the fuck up. 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

Living my best life today. #naturism

Just an absolutely amazing morning in #Pittsburgh today. The snow looked incredible as it fell over the city, and I spent nearly six hours capturing so many different areas of the city. We'll start with a couple snowglobe images of the Horne's Tree and Duquesne Incline though. What a day.

I wish I had the same enthusiasm about snow as this guy. 😊 #dogsky

Just watched Good Boy. I loved it. I’m a sucker for any original movie concept. Horror movies have been so on point recently.

Jardiance is crazy. I’ll take a higher A1c over a swollen, ulcered grundle any day.

Predator: Badlands BTS

Honestly, if he had bothered to try to help the guy; I would’ve thought the whole thing was staged.

What the fuck are we doing here, America? 🤷🏻‍♂️

CATIFA bahhahahahahahahahahahah

Like someone else said, you have to hand it to Trump; he managed to do what even the Flight 93 hijackers couldn't.

Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

Black Phone 2 was so freaking good. My goodness.

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.