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Anyone have any heartwarming stories of how tax breaks and government subsidies for billionaires made your life better?

My ma-in-law grows jalapeños and pickles them for me. They’re a million times better than anything you can get at a grocery store. 🙌🌶️

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

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Knock, knock knocking on DKA’s door. 💀

@colonelblighty.bsky.social Please confirm. 🤞

This is how I found my cat sleeping

Muted the word “Kirk” from my timeline and I’m not regretting it.

Getting to hang out with great friends hits different when you only get the opportunity every 3-4 years. And yeah, your eyes don’t deceive you. That pic shows 2 diabetics at Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium. We’re shattering misconceptions and exhausting our insulin pumps.

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

Finally caught that fucking gopher!

Thou shalt not lie, you freak ass dork.

Running (probably a lot of walking too) in a naked 5K tomorrow at Cypress Cove. The Mrs. is here with me and it has been an awesome little naked getaway so far. #naturism

Remember folks, this evil happened during Trump’s first administration. Anyone that was okay with this and voted for him again…. 🖕

I am soooo glad this is my final year of having a kid in Florida’s public school system.

Rejoice my fellow diabetic friends. You are about to profit by $4,200 per vial of every $300 of Humalog you purchase. 😂

If MAGATs want to drink raw milk, who are we as rational, sane individuals to stop them?

I just deleted the Dexcom G7 app off my phone. Fuck that app. I’ll just use the Dexcom link with my pump.

Do I tend to lean left? Perhaps.

It’s early. This definitely won’t be the stupidest thing I read on here today.

Cornwall surgeon accused of fraud over amputation of his own legs

😆 Good morning everyone 🌞 💙

Racehorse Unaware It Just Cost Some Kid New Braces

Just got off the phone with one of those “Christian” med share plans who denied coverage for someone in a mental health crisis.

Look at her!

Fuck, I hate it here.

Holy shit. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jesus vs the GOP @johnfugelsang.bsky.social nails the Republican/MAGA hypocrisy in two minutes youtu.be/5GERCM5jUAw?...

Just saw a guy with his insulin pump clipped to the back of his shirt collar. I’ve honestly never seen that.

I just made a grilled cheese with pickled jalapeños and onion crunchies and it was so good, I think I saw Jesus.

TFW when you’ve been charging your diabetic cyborg bits in your car with a 10 ft. charging cable and then forget that, walk out of said car, shut the door, get jerked back while 2 people nearby bear witness. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Attention my diabetic friends. There is a new soda in town that I dare say is in the same elite class as Baja Blast Zero.

Well, just signed up for my first nekkid 5K. Time to start training.

Stocc(k) Franklin’s calling card is caring about vets, as he was once in the Air Force. Yet, he is still a full-on ass kissing Trump sycophant; even as Trump tries to sabotage the VA. Pretending to care about PTSD is also (🙄), as Trump is hell bent on causing trauma for millions of people. Pitiful.

I’m 50 years old and I’m here to declare that if you don’t like (or at least appreciate) grunge music; you have no soul.

big day for both of them

Ok. Who did this and why does vance look like your creepy cousin you avoid at all costs? 😅🤣😂

For some unknown reason, I decided to re-up my Twitter account if you guys feel like following me. @jediabetical over there too. ✌️

I don’t want to go home.

Coeur d’Alene: come for the amazing views. Stay for the butt-puckering mountain driving.

The fact that they charged Luigi with terrorism for allegedly killing a health care CEO but the person who targeted and killed sitting US senators does not get terrorism charges very loudly tells you everything you need to know about America.

New Irish cap. What do you all think?

So based on numbers , the Taco parade wouldn't have filled a fifth of Michigan Stadium The Big House. The No Kings rallies would have filled over 98 Michigan Stadiums. To give some perspective.

Finally made it to Coeur d’Alene. Vacation commence.

Walking with Mrs. D in a park in downtown Spokane and just saw an otter. God wants me here. 🦦