I was just woken up by rain dripping down onto my bed. We are so fucked.

As much as I'm not a fan of baseball personally, I know the feeling of opening day, bc as soon as football season comes back around I'm so happy 😂

If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.

I worked in retail for a long time. I do not possess the ability to walk past this and leave it as is. They'd find me organizing it so neatly they'd cry 😂

The Mobius Strip is amazing

Hey, you know you can just teach your kids how to write their name in cursive for a signature without a law, right? Pointing out a laughable waste of time isn't getting royally pissed off. We can walk and chew gum here. It's okay to point out something silly a lawmaker is doing.

I had to check the date. But no, this isn't April Fools. Just regular fools.

I love when animals are weird as shit 😂 this is adorable

Anyone else turned off by all the hinting that he's secretly in the closet?

Good morning, my lovelies. 💛 I hit an emotional brick wall last night and I am completely outta spoons. Gotta recharge before the weekend.

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

This made my brain go: Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather Yellow Leather -and another theatre kid classic- Whether the weather be hot Or whether the weather be cold We'll be together, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not! Again! And repeat. Helps with pronunciation!

I've never been asked to be a sugar baby by a woman before 😂 I can no longer say that 😂😂😂

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

It just occurred to me that I do not own even one lipstick. I would like a good red.

There was never a mask. I don't understand people pretending that a single lie was told about what these racists wanted to do.

I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow

Man, fuck Usher. What happened to Biebs? 🤔

Dude, fuuuuuuuck Skyline Chili 😂

Gatekeeping in the queer community is bonkers lol.

SHIN GODZILLA: [blasting an entire city in half with a laser beam] ME: [weeping] hes so lonely...

How do you say, "I'm annoyed to fuck and back." in German? I don't know how to word that.

Fuck this shit.

BTW if you ever wanna commission an artist you don't have to have OC's or fandom characters- you can literally just be like "dang I'd like to have some more lesbian art exist" or "wow it would be real nice to see some trans rep in my culture" or "wouldn't a yellow centric painting look nice here"

Good morning, my lovelies! Hoping Tuesday treats you well. 💛💛💛

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER

Yes! I always make sure my friend's car door is closed before thinking of shutting my door if they are leaving my house. Or wait until they are inside if I'm in a car. I don't trust people who don't wait 😅

Baba Jaga that I painted for @veronicarothbooks.com , from her 'Curse Bearer' book series (When Among Crows and To Clutch A Razor) 2024

I wish Mister Rogers could have met Ms. Rachael and Mychal the librarian. I think he'd be super proud of them. 💛

You can tell when a compliment about art is coming from another artist cuz you could be posting some of the soggiest, splutteriest smut imaginable and they'll be like "oh wow love how you rendered the highlights on the sweat on the meatus, chef's kiss"

Remmick from Sinners #art #drawing #charcoal

I cannot wait to meet @lucyinpgh.bsky.social in person tomorrow. If we don't both burst into rainbow glitter, I'll be shocked. Shocked, I say!

This gave me a chuckle. FAFO is a saying for a reason, and it's always obvious when a person has never been checked before in their lives 😂

Reposting the image with alt text. So EVERYONE can see which of the thirteen airports will have ICE agents on site

Everyone on the Other Site seems to think that Trump's claim of meaningful talks with Iran over the weekend is valid, but Iran came out and said, "Yeah...no. There were zero talks " I'm inclined to believe Iran on this one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Good morning, my lovelies 💛

I think the weather change made me sick. I woke up with a scratchy throat and stuffy nose. Had to reschedule my appointment, hopefully to a video visit so I can get my answers 😆😭🤕😷🤒🤧🥵🥶

thunderstoooooorm ⛈️

Box house kitty!

1000th goal for Ovechkin. Just him and Gretzky. It's impressive.

I'm obsessed with mooses. I'd kill to see one of the big ones in person, but from a respectable distance 😅

I can't even have cancer in peace. Do you know how fucked up that is?

Does anyone have reputable resources on how we can, as individuals, help Cubans right now?

I...I'm at an utter loss here. We (US) are monsters. Ghouls. Demons. I'm so fucking ashamed and heartbroken.

Good morning, my lovelies. 💛 The next two days are going to be rough, so I welcome positive vibes. Enjoy your Sunday. It's going to be damn near 80 today!!! 💛🌻🌞

This was drawn on paper by the way 💅

Switch Friend Code: SW-8543-5509-5400 🎮🕹️

I have no fucking words.

I took two (2) marijuanas.

Making jägerschnitzel with mashed potatoes and steamed veggies for dinner. 🤤🤤🤤