i’ve never even had particularly strong feelings about george russell, i just support his psychological torment on principle

helen lewis has an article in the atlantic today begging everyone to read discworld and I am going to suggest she start by rereading monstrous regiment and think about how that might apply to trans issues

tremendous job to whoever got the FAA to approve these waypoint names

I went to St Mary’s and they’d have him come to big Lady Rattlers basketball games (we didn’t have nor did we want a football team bc our basketball girlies were the SHIT) and he’d bring the other horrifying San Antonio mascot…HENRY THE PUFFY TACO.

“'I would think that maybe a woman might like a larger package down there,' one 55-year-old manager in Southern California, who is into scrotal expansion." Some men will do anything except actually listen to what a woman wants.

He beat a woman senseless, then forced her to do self cannibalization and they gave him just 4 years? AND THEN THE REVIEW ONLY UPPED IT TO 7.5 YEARS? I cannot say this firmly enough - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/c...

Let's a go! WA-HOO!!!

Luigi nooooo

73 years ago today, Squadron Commander Christopher Draper DSC flew under 15 of London’s 18 bridges, prompting ‘Mad Major’ headlines – a nickname he’d earned by trying the same stunt 23 years earlier. He was 61, basically got away with it, and didn’t lose his pilot’s licence for another 11 years 🧵

Why make your own hardtack when you can get a pallet drop shipped to you?

Hey so if you’re a man with an XX partner or child that you care about, I need you to read this thread because shit is not going to change unless cis men start not being okay with this stuff.

I'm assuming the Mets are doing better Google has finally stopped updating me on Bo Bichette's pitching stats after every game.

Homage to Italian Race Car Drivers, as 19 year old Kimi Antonelli takes a solid win for Mercedes at the #Formula1 in #Miami! Of course there was also a moment of silence before the race began for the passing of #AlexZanardi whose fascinating & inspiring story is told here… apnews.com/article/alex...

Shock in France as bus driver goes in Seine... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Have I mentioned how much I dislike sewing? Pattern from www.gggpatterns.com/product-page... #crochet

Crocheting for coffee again.

Powerplay bowling at its finest 🤩 Delhi Capitals' 13/6 is the lowest powerplay total in IPL history 👀

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

Well that's a first. Stuck at a level crossing while the engineer got out and manually changed the points.

"There are so many ways in which people feel that the basic duty of the city to provide infrastructure that is functional and in decent condition is not being met," says Saxe. "Every single playground in my ward is boring, except for the illegal ones being done by the skateboard guys," she adds.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

At least Shashank picked a game where they were well ahead to have A Day in the field. #IPL

A decade ago, probably closer to two, my friends and I were reading the sex ads in the back of one of Toronto's free alt weeklies, and there was a man advertising his services. He included his penis dimensions in terms of circumference and length...

...and we worked out that they matched PRECISELY to two stacked cans of tomato paste. I've never forgotten that. Every time I look at a can of tomato paste I remember him. His name was Tyrone, and I hope he's doing well. He had 312mL of penis for you

for those curious

3 wickets for Praful in the opening over. Damn, lol. RR are 1-3 after 1 #IPL

Robot brain to go full uncanny valley with the robot body.

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

I wrote a D&D Crochet book, which is a great excuse to not look at the internet while also making nerdy things (it came out last week, so a tiiiny bit past the pre-order window): www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/767078...

"Brother Francis Gerard of Utah might never have discovered the blessed documents, had it not been for the pilgrim with girded loins who appeared during that young novice's Lenten fast in the desert."

I’m gonna go into a dark room and scream for an hour can I get you guys anything

one week until my top surgery, I’m trying to raise around $1,000 more to reach $3,000. that will cover my surgery deposit and around 4 months of care credit payments to help carry me over until I can work and get my electrolysis books filled up :) !

In light of the conversation about how hard it is to promote your own book: Post a link to buy your book here and I’ll boost it cause you destroyed yourself to get it done, your publisher won’t help you sell it, and you deserve cheers and admiration for your accomplishment.

He's not my last favorite driver, but George having a bad day is always fun. #F1 #JapaneseGP

Haas has reported a right knee contusion for Ollie Bearman after a 50G impact at Spoon. Thankfully though, no fractures for the Haas driver. www.planetf1.com/news/f1-live...

A crash in a support race ahead of the Japanese Grand Prix has caused significant barrier damage at Suzuka, prompting urgent repairs before the Formula 1 race later today.

Very interesting votes here. Some places that INSIST they aren’t as bad as America and truly care when it comes to racism, but they refused to even vote on this. I’m especially calling out a LOT of Europe and Canada. Racist ass places.

ATC recording during incident. Taken from reddit

funny tail reg moment #skycards

That's a pretty unhinged allegation

Transport Canada survey on vehicle headlights and glare at night tc.canada.ca/en/corporate...

Fans were left doing a double take after Kimi Antonelli’s maiden victory at the Chinese Grand Prix was followed by a bizarre podium mix-up.

It's the Schumacher anthem combo but backwards #F1 #ChineseGP

Max is gonna be so happy post race. #F1

Antonelli and Russell making much easier work of the Ferraris than they did in the last 2 races. #F1 #ChineseGP

Wait, *both* McLarens are fucked?! #f1

I dunno, it'd maybe help it they'd just show the lap times. Come on guys, this is basic shit. #F1