GRAHAM: How many illegal immigrants are in Chicago BONDI: Countless. GRAHAM: Right. But does anybody know? BONDI: We have made multiple arrests

He is broken

Shutting down the government was always part of project 2025. It was the Republican plan all along. They refused to negotiate with Dems—for this reason! 🧵…

I just signed legislation to allow another gasoline blend into our state market, which will help avoid price spikes at the gas pump. Our work to prevent the kind of severe jumps in prices that we saw a few years ago is paying off — and we'll keep doing more to lower costs.

Rep. Stacey Plaskett seen here giving preacher Mike his trash back, because she knows anything he has to say is a lie. Standing on business against the fascist republican regime. #SheShed

Well, in this scenario, the people suffer either way but if Dems cave, there will be more suffering. This really is a no win since the GOP is only out for blood. They have done something so horrendous that they no longer have a voice. They have sold their souls and we, the people suffer.1/

Trump’s economy

I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:

Stupid, why act like a jackass???

Give it up for Patrick everyone. He does Sport's.

CKY is all of us right now youtu.be/kS-_SIMVCHs?...

They are fun and wholesome for the entire family to enjoy. youtu.be/oqdZpxkzNvc?...

If you attended the 1979 Kansas State Fair and don't remember a chunk of it, I may have an explanation for you...

I like it RAWWWWWWWWW youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE?...

Free Luigi Mangione

He has National Guard soldiers literally picking up trash in parks, while Trump guts veterans programs, and this is his worry?

No veteran should have their social security number leaked, let alone passed to a political opponent by the government.

Can't possibly imagine why this would happen to Gilfoyle. From S1E3 of Silicon Valley

BREAKING: Sinclair FOLDS and ends its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The show will return tonight on Sinclair's ABC affiliates.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

BREAKING: James Comey indicted on charges of making false statements and obstruction of justice. This is fascism.

As soon as the governor signs this illegal bill, Missouri will be sued. I don't bluff and I usually win.

Sha-la-la-la, la-la-la Mm, uh-huh

🚨BREAKING: 6th Circuit Court of Appeals DISMISSES Republican National Committee lawsuit challenging Michigan's voter roll maintenance practices. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...

Ryan Walters, Oklahoma Soon to be gone school sup. might have exposed himself. I was informed these were on his FB page. *Still looking into this but maybe some of you badass reporters would be interested in this if you can see it*

They will never know.

@adammockler.com throwing down some education on some hard headed individuals. Great work Adam.

We all need one youtu.be/4G0_uqTqdEo?...

⚡️ Ukraine and Syria restore diplomatic ties after Kyiv cut relations in 2022 when Assad’s regime recognized Russia’s puppet “republics.”

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They’re against socialist programs until they need a bailout‼️

MAGA lady is losing it! These people are so brainwashed. Suburb of Dallas

It is going to explode in Trumps face again.

DO THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. IT WORKS SO DAMN GOOD.

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

If you are still rockin out to this in 2025, I salute you. youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0?...

💥 Explosions rock #Moscow, grounding flights and closing key airport #Sheremetyevo. But that’s not all: dozens of regions like #Rostov, #Bryansk, #Kaluga, and even #Astrakhan on the Europe-Asia border are hit. #Gazprom’s plant? Gone. #RussiaFuelCrisis deepens. #StandWithUkraine #RussiaCollapsing

Today would have been Ray Charles’ 95th birthday. This duet we sang for my 1981 CBS special was an all-time highlight of my career! You are missed.

i regret to inform you that i have not been raptured

And look where we are now. The Twilight Zone warned us. youtu.be/7hQvBIyOC6Y?...

Some of us do.

Blondie will be the band for the next 2 days.

Can't wait to see this flick.

Well, no rapture.

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that taking your medical advice from a conspiracy theorist, a tv doc and a reality gameshow host might just be a really fucking bad idea.