Trump should have been sending James Comey a freaking fruit basket everyday for handing him the 2016 election

Trump gives drug companies 5 days to start building factories before he imposes 100 percent tariffs Meanwhile 40-70 percent of finished drugs and as much as 80 percent of APIs are made overseas People are going to die This is complete insanity

Unfortunately they told the most literal FBI agent on the scene to write “anti ICE” messages on the bullets

If you are dumb enough to believe this I have several acres of ocean front property in Michigan to sell you

Been a tough few days for MAGA “Christians” Charlie Kirk didn’t rise from the dead on the third day And there was no Rapture Next thing you know they will start waking up to the fact they’ve been worshipping the Antichrist

Congratulations to the brave men and women of Antifa transgender communists Furry Unit 129 On shutting down the escalator at the UN Your bravery will be sang about for years to come

I apologize for joking about the escalator incident today at the UN I had no idea Trump was stuck on it for 4 hours before they got it going

MAGA wants to bomb the UN became Antifa messed with an escalator and Trump’s teleprompter In reality:

Good Morning

I don’t care what Executive Order Trump signs I will always be Anti Fascism Shorten it to Antifa if you want But I will never surrender to fascist

Things MAGA has been waiting a long time for The return of Republican Jesus The Rapture The South to rise again The mass arrests of the Democrats

The MAGA cult has been waiting for these mass arrests for over a decade But now, they are coming any day It’s like they are all Tom continuously stepping on those rakes that Jerry laid everywhere

Trump, emboldened by how easy it’s been to dismantle the First Amendment, will come after the Second Amendment next Dictators don’t like the general populace to be armed better than their soldiers

Good Morning Woke up today still proudly Antifa Screw fascism Screw Trump

I fully expect NBC to cancel SNL and replace it with MAGA Life Where host Laura Loomer introduces skits where actors will demonstrate the proper way to worship Trump and be a “good” American

I’ll always be Anti Fascist no matter how much I am threatened by the government Show of hands Who is with me?

This “joke” involves possibly killing innocent people in a country that MAGA hates Therefore it falls under “MAGA approved humor”

For those who didn’t love and study history Look up the Red Scare 1st Red Scare 1917-1920 And second Red Scare 1947-1957 Then look at the parallels of what the Trump administration is doing

The shadow of censorship has fallen on Jimmy Kimmel We now have to monitor what we say for fear of losing our livelihoods

Funny that Ted Cruz just happened to come across anti Charlie Kirk graffiti (I know Texas is tiny so totally believable) And just happens to have paint the exact color of the graffiti to cover it up on hand

The Trump administration justifies blowing up fishing boats in Venezuela by labeling them terrorist The Trump administration has labeled the Democratic Party a terrorist organization You can see where this is going

Posting for no reason 39 percent of the homeless are children under the age of 18 5 percent are veterans

Kash Patel “I’ll meet Charlie in Valhalla” MAGA Christians “Woo Hoo, awesome, you sure will” Normal people “SAY WHAT?!?!?”

It’s hard seeing Trump so broken up like this

The Right is blaming “the Left” for calling them Nazis To act like Nazis

My now former car mechanic A regular guy Posted a pic of Charlie Kirk on Facebook with the question “Time for civil war” Then went on to discuss in replies how everyone should be carrying in case they had to shoot “leftist” Not a troll, not a bot Just a regular guy Terrifying

Good to see the Right working diligently to cool down the violent rhetoric after the assassination of Charlie Kirk Great job as always guys

Not beating that “cult” label anytime soon

Republicans, apparently all of them, want us to believe that 22 years ago Democratic operatives created a birthday card and sent it to Epstein so in 2025 its existence could be used to make Trump, who they somehow knew would be President, look bad

Trump supporters are really upset that Trump has to pay E. Jean Carroll 83 million dollars It’s like it’s coming out of their pockets Oh wait It probably is

Why should we be concerned with West Point bending the knee to Trump? Because fascism starts with things that appear to be trivial and small

The Duchess says Good Morning

Are they just trolling us Or does the Department of of Energy really not know of the existence of batteries?

In case anyone is wondering It’s not legal for the “Department of War” to attack an American city This is insane And of course Republicans in Congress are doing nothing

Does a guy who paves the Rose Garden and turns it into a private dinner club “The Rose Garden Club” Hosting dinners for his rich friends Sound like a guy who intends to leave office in 3 years?

What’s more unbelievable That Trump was an FBI informant? Or that Trump wouldn’t have bragged endlessly about being an FBI informant?

I’m kind of glad Trump is renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War I was afraid my tax dollars were going to go to something frivolous

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

I’ve been watching old disaster movies And I realized something Every actor playing a President in movies Is a better more respected President than Trump

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

I remember in 2014 I was living in Florissant Missouri less than 3 miles from where the Ferguson riots took place in 2014 And had to argue with people on Twitter that the entire city’s of St. Louis hadn’t been burnt to the ground

MAGA and Non MAGA live in separate realities This is not hyperbole I’m not sure America can ever agree on a subject ever again

I never thought in all my 60 years I’d be this depressed or frightened to be an American

Who knew that the end of democracy in America would involve so much fake gold?

Is he going to make the trains run on time? www.axios.com/2025/08/27/t...

Spot on The majority of Americans are 1930’s Germans thinking everything is going to be just fine

Trump begging JB Pritzker to please let him come to Chicago is really pathetic

America is suffering from the worse case of “It can’t happen here” Since that outbreak in 1930’s Germany