I want to say congratulations to the fabulous 5 for getting through their first week in the new house. There were tears, vomiting, howling and stress eating but enough about me…… you guys were troopers…… Most were…..I’m not naming names (Milo) but one did not adjust as quickly or yet…….. 🙇🏻‍♀️

The Governor Newsom Press Account is beyond good.

Thank you Eagles, we needed that ( except I played golf with Trump Barkley ). My eyes are on you!

Goddamnit!

TOUCHDOWN PHILADELPHIA!

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Yaaaaasssssss 🦅

Someone got herself trapped in the guest shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Silly girl!

LOOK ALL AT THE GRAFFITI, SENATOR!!! WE MUST CALL IN THE 101ST AIRBORNE!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! #WarRavagedPortland

REPUBLICANS. DID. THIS. #republicansdidthis The #republicanparty is morally bankrupt. They are NOT the party for protecting children in ANY way, shape, or form. #FASCISM #republicanfascistparty #christiannationalism #unamerican #republicans #project2025 #MAGA www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

My post yesterday, Trump today going into Portland Oregon after quote, unquote antifa, but I have refused be by any name for years, Trump is naming all Democrats, Left, or anyone who doesn't align with him as criminals, terrorist, against him.. I'm telling everyone now is the time to make ys ready.

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With full respect to everyone using the phrase, “Democracy is on the line…“ We are so far beyond that, it seems vague and dangerously abstract - and many people think it just means having elections. We need to upgrade the frame. Our lives and the world as we know it are on the line. Nothing less.

This is a puzzle. Just can’t figure it out.

6 days after we moved in. 4 out of 5 cat’s relatively adjusted. 1 fuckhead screams all night! Last night he finally slept all night. Milo……. Seriously dude! I’m exhausted my love Meanwhile this bitch is already making herself queen lol Look alike but personalities are night and day!

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

In case you missed it, the deranged Oompa Loompa announced new tariffs today on pharmaceuticals, kitchen cabinets, bathroom vanities, upholstered furniture, and heavy trucks. They are all slated to go into effect on October 1, 2025. Never forget that Congress could stop this shit at any time.

A reminder and a boost I needed

BREAKING: Per MSNBC, Nexstar has ALSO CAVED and will stop preempting Jimmy Kimmel Live! Way to go, everyone!

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

Comeys indictment to me feels like karma for what he did to Hillary. That being said: NO! This is not the way the US worked when we were a democracy. If you think we still are? You’re not paying attention

Keep your eyes open America! This is the disgusting shithole country you have become. We should all hang our heads in shame!

With the Tylenol bullshit I’m reminded that women have always been the scapegoat. Remember, they didn’t burn witches. They burned women. And I have no doubt that some would like to bring that practice back.

Jimmy Kimmel was on fire again last night.

So everybody is just writing on bullets now? Or is it only conservative nut jobs conveniently writing on bullets to make them look like leftists? When did this become a thing?

Sinclair ownership is such trash.

Hillary Clinton: "When I hear people like Kennedy talking about getting back to a time where we aren't vaccinating, we're drinking raw milk - yeah, & people didn't live! I mean, this is so crazy, it's so wrongheaded, it's so shortsighted and it's going to cause deaths... it already is costing lives"

Daddy Putin didn’t invite him to the party with his other two BFF dictators! 😂😂😂😂

KIMMEL: “He’s gunning for our journalists too — they want to pick and choose what the news is… it’s so important to have a free press, and it’s nuts we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

Newsom: "People ask, 'Are you being hyperbolic?' Bullshit we're being hyperbolic. If you're Black or brown, it's here in this country. And so I'm deeply proud that I had the privilege of signing the nation's first bill to address masking ... these are authoritarian actions by an authoritarian govt"

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

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EXACTLY

Did I miss it?

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Any journalist or commentator who writes a wrap-up of this speech that suggests that any of it was normal, worthy of respect, not absolutely deranged, not an insult to the audience, not an embarrassment for the US, should be relieved of their jobs.

Why didn’t they get up and walk out #UN

Gross negligents ….. not one person in this regime is qualified for their jobs!

Part of what made the “left behind” idea so terrifying was that you were taught that the only people left would be murderers and rapists and thieves. But if everyone who’s expecting to get raptured disappeared tomorrow the world would be a *much* more caring and peaceful place.

That rapture better not happen before our furniture is delivered!!!! Hell to pay! Oh wait…… 😂😂😂😂

Does anyone know what time that rapture thing is today? I am shoulders deep in unpacking boxes but I really want to watch! Is Fox News covering it??

Fly #Eagles Fly #Philadelphia

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Have the makes of Tylenol sued the idiots I. The government yet?