You know who didn't need these sorts of shenanigans to win? The women's team.

Touching pool lining makes you an antifa terrorist vandal and qualified to serve a decade in prison Touching kids makes you a MAGA hero and qualified to serve in Trump's Cabinet

This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Lol

Republicans blame everyone but themselves for primary losses #AlterNet

Cartoonist: Rick McKee

Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98% Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4% Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5% Just thought I should point that out.

I've been showing the math to Americans for nearly 20 yrs, now. We pay and pay and pay...and go bankrupt if we get sick. Our "pay to play" healthcare system is a crime against humanity.

If republikan stooges were forbidden to say the words "Joe Biden", on pain of death, they'd tie themselves into knots!

🤣😂🤣 that’s a perfect description.

That other President was also an infinitely better statesman and human being than the one MAGA has lumbered us all with!

Yep STRAIT DADDY TRUMP LUNATIC

Putin wins again. Funny how that keeps happening.

Valid point

Nope they all making money from trumps extortion and market manipulation so when they say “we” are very prosperous, they mean themselves. They don’t care how much gas costs because they are the ones bankrolling.

These people are dangerously detached from reality. Fucking useless

Breaking - Pope Leo on Friday picks formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the United States in a car trunk to be bishop of West Virginia Gift Article wapo.st/3RcUTj8

Two photos. Same room. Same flags. Same astronauts. In one, the President stands with them, smiling, centered, human. In the other, the President sits scowling, rambling, diminished. Four astronauts. Two presidents. And the faces tell you everything.

Remember, only one doll for Christmas, peasants.

Strange how Kash Patel and Todd Blanche can look at seashells on a beach and decided to dig further but see emails with grown men discussing raping kids and decided that there's nothing there.

Is this illegal?

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

Honey, JD Vance was comparing him to Hitler before we were.

When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦 www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1yY...

👇🏽

When our kids get shot in our schools, (10 this year in 4 months) all we hear is "thoughts and prayers." But when a shooter on 2nd floor is stopped with no casualties, surrounded by heavy security, suddenly it’s time for a $400 million ballroom? No. You get the same thing: thoughts and prayers.

WHO DID THIS?

This is great news — for BOTH Ukraine and the EU! 🇺🇦🇪🇺

If you don't open the Strait of Hormuz, I will close the Strait of Hormuz.

Good News: Democrat Chris Taylor has defeated Republican Maria Lazar in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Election. This expands the liberal majority on the court from 4-3 to 5-2 and locking it in until 2030.

The Art of the Deal: ‘How I handed the Strait of Hormuz to Iran and helped them build a nuclear weapon while lighting 40Billion dollars on fire and killing thousands of innocent people’ by Donald J. Trump.

Tell that to magats

Pam Bondi is a lesson that you can debase yourself professionally to promote Donald Trump's improper vindictiveness and cover-up his wicked crimes, but it will be impossible to camouflage the unseemliness of such a deeply flawed man, so unable to countenance the revelation of any negative truths.

Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother #TheOnion

It’s impossible to do a Trump April Fools joke so no point trying.

[Not an April Fools post]

Tell Congress: Stop 47's War with Iran Only Congress can declare war! They must stop this illegal war act.indivisible.org/sign/no-iran...

Mediaite: At CPAC, Matt Schlapp asked attendees how many wanted to see impeachment hearings. The crowd’s loud cheers—opposite of what Schlapp expected—prompted him to call it the “wrong answer” and try again, only to get more applause mixed with boos. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

I love how they are still hyperventilating about “saving the country” from a Republican controlled White House, Congress, and Supreme Court.

Dave Whamond