Happy National Indigenous Peoples Day

Invisibility spell: 1. Get a plain white T-shirt 2. Using a Sharpie, write “Epstein Client List” on shirt 3. Put on shirt, and you will be rendered nonexistent to all elected Republicans

Type O Negative sounds like Faith No More writing a suicide note.

In lieu of watching Trump's masturbatory parade spectacle, @comfortscientist.bsky.social and I are getting caught up on The Righteous Gemstones. We'd only watched the first three episodes of this season! And hey, at least these narcissistic jackasses are funny. 😂

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

LMFAO one of the funniest things about the Trump vs Musk beef is watching manosphere influencers try to put a "masculine" spin on two fucking man-babies. It's hilariously pathetic. 😂 I promise, you'll be glad to have stumbled across this thread tonight. 1/3

So, I heard Steve Bannon's saying Elon Musk is an "illegal alien," and should be deported. @impossiblybossy.bsky.social said “I guess Trump got Steve in the divorce?”

The Tesla Cyber Truck looks like The Luxor casino’s emo son.

Jeff Bezos pumps millions into Trump’s campaign, and doesn’t allow his media conglomerate to be the least bit critical of Trump. But when the tariffs TRUMP put into effect causes the prices of products sold by his company to significantly increase…

Radiohead’s discography is the soundtrack of dystopia.

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain 1/4

The wrong way to commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Great Depression is starting a new one.

"Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes." -Daphne Caruana Galizia Sen. Cory Booker broke the record for longest speech on the Senate floor: 25 hrs 5 mins. Strom Thurmond no longer holds the record - a record borne of hate. Today, that record was broken with love. Senator Booker, thank you.

Today was the first time in the longest time that got witness American history that didn’t absolutely horrifying. Shouts out to @booker.senate.gov

Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏

Mar-A-Lago Uber Alles.

Oh, how very true. Let's examine some of this hypocrisy, shall we? Meet Mike Waltz. He's the U.S. National Security Advisor. Join me in this thread. Come along, shall we? ☺️ 🧵🪡 1/6

Both sides were loudly protesting. But only one side was forced to leave the #SOTU for disruptive protests. I wonder why that is? Especially coming from the political party that claim to be "free speech absolutists," anti "government overreach," etc.

Rep. Al Green was just made to leave the chamber because he was protesting the #SOTU. Read that again. A US Congressman was engaged in his Constitutionally protected right to freedom of speech, freedom of protest, & petition the government for redress of grievances. THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY. 1/ Ct'd ⬇️

Donald J. Trump is not the problem; he's borne of the problem. Should he no longer exist, the problem would, still. In life, there's illness, and there's symptoms. We, as a society, are the infection. Donald Trump is the pus.

"The Paradoxical Commandments" -Kent M. Keith, 1968 #MondayMotivation #QOTD People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. 1/4

Opinions like Branson's are, frankly, performative BS. "I was willing to give this new US administration the benefit of the doubt, particularly on foreign policy and the war in Ukraine." This sentence makes no sense to me. Trump made his stance quite clear before the election. 🧵🪡 1/6 Ct'd ⬇️

Bwahahaha. Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fascism is here. Now. But we've been warning about it for a decade, it doesn't have the impact it should have. When you hear an awful word over, it stops being so awful. You still recognize, intellectually, that it's awful. But it no longer takes the wind out of you when you hear it. It's that.

Do you regularly feel misunderstood on the internet? I don't mean that people misunderstand who you are as a person, but that people don't seem to have read what you've written. That's because our country is just awful with #literacy & reading comprehension. I mean, REALLY awful. 🧵🪡 1/10 Ct'd ⬇️

"I can't stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy." -Unknown Finding joy while living through Hell may seem like a waste of time; I assure you, it is not. #QOTD #Quotes ("Joie de Vivre (Antipolis)", 1946, Pablo Picasso)

It's #PiscesSeason, y'all! Since I'm a #Pisces, I thought I'd get it started off with some positive mantras/affirmations, specifically for each #zodiac sign, based on what this Pisces season will bring for you! A lot of heart went into creating these. I truly hope y'all like them! 🫶🏻 🧵🪡 1/8 Ct'd ⬇️

Kanye West starring in a live remake of “Apt Pupil” was not on my 21st century bingo card.

Some federal agencies, attempting to abide by #Trump's nebulous #ExecutiveOrders re: gender ideology, are deleting women's names from their official websites, & covering commemorative plaques with women's names. Agencies like NASA & the NSA. This makes me cry. They're erasing us. 😢

#ChiefsTexans “The refs gave KC the win.” Yes, the refs were the ones giving up a 60+ yard kick return, missing both an extra point and two field goal, and giving up seven sacks. 🙄

Oh god I hate Xfinity so much

Your attempts at “standing on business” look an awful lot like bankruptcy.

Remembering Carrie Fisher

I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby

Knowing what we know now, I don’t think Solange slapped the taste out of Jay-Z mouth because he cheated on Beyoncé. I think she found out something far worse that he did.

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I bet everyone in that room wanted to throw a chair at that nepo baby worm brain

I nominate Andy Richter to play George Santos in the Netflix movie

Elon Musk runs on 100% renewable narcissism.

the “Elonia Musk” thing rests entirely on “ha ha what if he was a woman” and that is so self-evidently transphobic and misogynistic that I do not understand calling yourself progressive and unironically using it as an insult

The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup

Clearly this dude fucks.

It really is remarkable that the state of politics & discourse in the US is so deeply in the gutter that, if a #news feature or article comes out that gives absolutely zero bias, it is deemed as "leftist bias." I want you to really think about that for a minute. We are fucked. #MSM #Politics