Happy Pride Month everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

Men are pretty easy to figure out if you ask me.

Don’t forget to get a Real ID because like the Bible says, no one can buy or sell without the mark of the beast. 🤘🏻

Did you know ChatGPT can draw a cartoon for you?

Lot of disgruntled people around this guy, I noticed

Merry Christmas everybody 🎄🎅🏻

Outrageous tbh. The US government is flat out DISAPPEARING people that don’t look right to them. No charges. No judges or court. no hearing. no due process. Nothing. Won’t even release names to the public. Shameful. Who’s next? What’s to stop the next president after Trump? This shit HAS to stop

If you’re white and wiped your shit on the Capitol walls, you’re Trump’s hero. If you’re white and swindled $10’s of millions Trump will pardon you if you pay him. If you’re a (white) racist drunk, welcome to the Cabinet! But if you’re brown, legal, and have a tattoo… www.latimes.com/world-nation...

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Scintillating behind-the-scenes text exchange between me and the director of #TPIR

U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants’ social media for antisemitism - NPR They should monitor their own #Maga supporters X posts and podcasts for antisemitism while they’re criticizing the mote in other people’s eyes. Just saying.

My dick is so big DOGE wants to cut it in half #BigDickJokes

This is legit. Please help if you can. Thanks 🙏 gofund.me/908bc761

So… Kari Lake is a liar, sez the WSJ. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you. (And she’s incompetent too. Another shocker.) apple.news/AAKA7eF-fQ2a...

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This Sunday at Footsies in LA!

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We might as well have a KGB agent as president.

I know. A celebrity w a political opinion who cares? But I need to tell my fans and friends where I stand right now. I was so sad and angry yesterday watching Trump and JD burn a century of American good will yesterday. Who will trust our word anymore? And why would they?

Let me guess. Herd immunity! Let enough chickens die until all the survivors are immune: Or… it will all go away magically. Or… inject all the chickens with bleach.

For L.A. Times, I attended the 10,000th episode of "The Price Is Right" and I also had the pleasure of interviewing the show's delightful host @drewfromtv.bsky.social. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

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On #Kimmel tonight!

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Can’t wait to see Lara Trump get her lifetime achievement award.

“We’re not pissing on your leg. It’s raining!”

Barf 🤢

One of my bad habits is after I send a text to the group chat, I start to worry if it doesn’t get a HaHa right away.

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Undocumented Immigrants paid $96.7 Billion in taxes in 2022. ($8,889 per immigrant) itep.org/undocumented...

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Hey #espn Thanks for the Two Minute Hate

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