Just arrived at work for the evening and it’s 20 degrees colder than it was when I went to the gym this morning. Not as cold as this flow though.

I passed four houses in my neighborhood with Chiefs flags at half-mast this morning...

American thighs, indeed.

The scarves!

Oh. that’s just so pathetic

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

Now I’m going home and not moving

Someone make me go to the gym after work, please. My intentions are not strong enough to carry me through.

To somebody who couldn’t make it tonight, to the gregarious and approachable Joey Gillespie. Miss you always, friend 💙 youtu.be/vn_or9gEB6g?...

That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

Patriarchy hurts everyone.

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

It’s the last Friday of this wretched year. Do good or do bad well!

Moose says merry Xmas

I'm pretty sure it was this one. Goldblum turning into a fly still terrifies me to this day.

Related question: Does this make Prince a Traveling Wilbury, and if so, what is his Wilbury name?

You see Prince shred, you share Prince shredding. We live in a society, kinda. youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...

Do you wanna die?

I needed some "You Can Call Me Al." Maybe you do too. youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA?...

It really sucks that Snoop is probably a pretty awful person. The Diddy adjacency alone... 😬 There is just something about him performing that feels good to me and I struggle to square that with the person he probably is. youtu.be/ZU7xNmseSsw?...

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

Casey Jones, you better watch your speed.

If you can see my headlights, turn off your fucking brights.

I really wish if I were going to wake up with a headache, I’d just sleep through the alarm.

Cover just dropped. Coming in 2026 from Oxford University Press.

Wait, we were still waiting for him to choose? I think he made his choice pretty clear when he ran as a MAGA republican for Senate. Or when he was selected as the vice bigot.

admittedly it's a pretty funny bit that these dumbass oil yokels from Dallas waited until the franchise has literally the bleakest outlook in 14 years to announce they are headed to a soulless barn in the middle of a field in Wyandotte County that'll bankrupt an already broke state

Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

At least there are plenty of Oaklands for the A's to choose from.

stop protecting assholes. the dude is lucky he still has teeth

My entire being is yearning for Skittles again, when all I have is real fruit. Stupid blueberries.

🧵 Three years ago today, I had bariatric surgery. I weighed 340 lbs and was constantly managing the symptoms of congestive heart failure. I had a horrible relationship with food, with my body, and with myself.

if you spike news stories to please a fascist, you too are a fascist

jesus fucking christ she's a piece of shit.

This week is going to suck.

Connie Chung’s comments from #PTFO just ringing loudly right now.

I forgot my watch. I cannot function.

Also, yes! I love talking about the abolitionist origin of O Holy Night

The week begins

Something like this, I think

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Hello. Come sit next to me, you fine fellow

My inability to manage my sleep successfully has killed my routine this week, but at least the week is over.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

I hate it when I wake up on time but fall back asleep for just long enough that it cancels my morning. If I’m going to fuck up my routine, I’d like to get more sleep out of it.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

She didn’t want to take off her jaws tshirt for her walk

I appreciate the 1992 Toronto Blue'ns being so good that the league just decided to skip 1993.