Inspired by the president’s Easter message this morning

Happy Birthday Jesus ! Love ya pal

SO SORRY BLUESKY WE’RE SEEING THE CISHET WHITE GUY AND A ROCK SAVE THE UNIVERSE MOVIE

you wouldn’t steal a dvd

PWC was doing utility work downtown and I made sure to ask them if it was related to work over at the middle school.

Closed the car door on my wife’s finger, the coffee shop was out of ice and normal flavors, another coffee shop was closed, brunch place had a wait, and we weren’t allowed to move the table into the shade because of a ‘walkway’. 😬 it’s my fault

Could’ve watched the Royals tonight on Apple but we’ll be gone tomorrow so I will not see Royals at all. Rude

It’s funny because the replies are full of tankies that prove his point. lol

That must be Nigel with the brie

Got a 10k in this week after my absolute fail run a couple days ago. I was dehydrated before. Both days were pretty warm and humid so I’ve just gotta get acclimated. I ran this one 3 minutes slower than my previous, which had cooler weather. I also would like the sweet release of death now.

Everything is awesome when you’re getting shot down

Me praying in vain that it happens today

The Tragedy, by Pablo Picasso, 1903, 📸 by @JasonHannaphoto

Tiger Woods new Army chief of staff?

Going nuclear next?

Cruzing for a bruzing

Royals have no offense when the bottom of the order isn’t doing well.

Robert!!

Lol good job good effort

Stepped away and now I see we’re doing some landscaping. Neat

Thomas choosing the slow Lane

RIPiss Pam Bondi

I know IG sucks but it provides me the whimsical content this app fails to do, like the kids repeatedly running through Scientology buildings shouting “Xenu!!!”

Good luck to everyone out there today. You’re gonna need it.

I’m going to bed. Best of luck to them

Let’s check the Royals

Glad to see Puka going to anti semitism rehab or whatever

Congrats to NASA. Fuck SpaceX.

Just in the past 10 years tree sex pine pollen season has moved up 3 weeks or so here in NC. Sucks

I guess trying to run a 10k in warm direct sun after spending 6 days sitting around the hospital wasn’t such a good idea. Never made it that far and had to walk a lot.

Preparing for the Easter Crusades this weekend.

We have finally ordered a UFO catbox so that the dog stops eating catshit

Proud of the USMNT for representing the true spirit of America currently.

wyd out there @ubermarklar.bsky.social

Hospital staff have all really been excellent with kiddo. That’s to be expected in pediatrics, but since she’s 18 you never know. Everyone just treats her how she is but still doesn’t infantilize her.

Just watched an ambulance try to turn left at an intersection with lights and sirens on and a car just blew through the intersection. There was a cop behind it that immediately did a u-turn to go get them. 😆 ACAB, but get rid of shitty drivers

My cornbread has blueberries in it. What in the south is going on here?

#HEYHEYHEYHEY #YouGottaLoveTheseGuys

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Whew

This game is making my sleepy. I have slept in this hospital chair for almost a week now, so that is probably having an effect.

Pas🫈

It’s funny he said he wants more pew pew in Trek because that’s exactly what JJ Abrams Trek was and it was probably the worst thing created since Abrams Revolution TV show. We couldn’t get rid of the alternate timeline fast enough.

Rest up Patrick

Sorry Isbel I wasn’t familiar with your game

Twins guy just said “if you give a mouse a cookie” to that HR if you’re wondering where Hud is. Lol

Woof

Annoyed because for the Braves series the 🏴‍☠️ had the home team broadcast, so I assumed for the Royals it would be the same. Nope

Remember the time we were supposed to go to a home game and then had to cancel the night before we were flying out? Sensing a theme here