Christmas lights at the MiLB park. @misskittykitcat.bsky.social

Kept the kiddo out of the hospital by just doing exactly what the hospital would have done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My favorite F1 mode is Parade Mode, where's there's 0 lead changes and barely any passing; so basically every F1 race.

So they got Trump to go on tv to say the economy is great and that's it? And the networks let him? 😂😂😂

Hell yeah we're getting healthcare and a war today! (I know)

If you needed a new phone or computer, you are too late

I'm glad everyone is finally realizing that after the first episode of Pluribus, absolutely nothing has happened.

This is not a skeet about plastic surgery being good/bad, but every time I set Emily Blunt, I'm thinking "that's not Emily Blunt!" Emily Blunt Revision B, maybe an Avril Lavigne situation, perhaps an uncanny valley scenario where she's been replaced with an Android. Like it's a whole new face!

Steam winter sale is starting?? Oh no my wallet

One time I asked Paul McCartney on Twitter if he ever felt remorse for releasing Wonderful Christmastime, but he, unfortunately, didn't reply.

Everyone is angry tonight 👀

Currently loading fentanyl onto ballistic warheads to launch around the country

SORRY FOR USING INSTACART! Very sick kiddo and my wife is working on an autoimmune flare up. Please don't ban us from the progressive convention.

I want to be rich am I doing the meme right

Welcome to defeat Monday

At least the Cowboys won their Thanksgiving Super Bowl against the Chiefs.

Gonna have to make big decisions soon. Kiddo is simply going to need black box digestive meds, but those interfere with psychiatric meds, and she's on almost a dozen of those. If she has to come off the psych meds, she's gonna have to do it inpatient. We're just not equipped to handle that.

Attempting to keep kiddo out of the ER tonight.

Don't ask me how any of the playoff matchups look, but I really want Rivers to beat the Chargers then. It would bring me much joy.

Cancel (Chiefs) Christmas

RIP Patrick. We hardly knew ye

Chargers DBs better than our WRs 🥴

These Chargers are dirty

RIP all Chiefs

That was the Chiefiest sequence of the season. Terrible special teams, followed by incredible throws and catches. lol

My kingdom for a receiver that can catch the ball like that

Special teams still extra special

Defense looks great today

An INT in this economy???

Chiefs will never get that penalty because our receivers aren't elite. Dallas would've gotten 4 penalties called on that play.

Holy shit an opening drive TD

Ready to watch my Chiefs! ... Ready to delete life!

Looks like I'll have to set sail on the high seas today to watch the Chiefs game. The cost of being under .500. 😭

My brother and I would always go to the December Chiefs Chargers games because it would be cold and they'd usually win. But not THAT cold.

I have a take, but this isn't the app.

I think we all can agree that the true winners of the army navy game are Donald Trump and the American people.

I don't pay enough attention to the weather in winter because it's dropping down into the teens for the next couple of nights. 🥶

Y'all miserable scolds on here telling me to get off IG but I would have never seen this! Should be everywhere. 😂 Never sure if people are who they say they are on THIS app but tagging @stevimmusic.bsky.social just in case.

Why did IG have a video link for "Marshawn Lynch Cause of Death Revealed"? I had to double check to make sure he's still alive—he is. 😅🥴

Did all my laundry, folded it, and put it away like a non toxic male

Royals did a thing

I now have Apple Windows Vista. It looks terrible

"never let a dog near your face" My dog:

GOODBYE FEDERAL FUNDING! (sarcastically)

does anything normal happen anywhere anymore? Don't answer that

I'm sitting here in an urban area inside a dentist office next to a large window and I'm currently on LTE. Does 6G fix this shit? Trump is clueless but I am too. 😂

There's an X-Files episode where a guy becomes cancer and has to eat cancer to stay alive. Anyway, it me but with stress. 😂

Going to Hell for putting 'Happy Holidays' in all my work emails