Almost forgot about this but HUGE congrats to Kim Jong Un's daughter. You've made it!

TIL the "leave Britney alone!" gal is maga. I don't feel bad about mockingly using this phrase anymore. 😅

Looks like we're going to the mountains in May. Wooo

Does the MiLB also strike when MLB goes under?

Relative to my interests

pretty sure watching this gives you CTE

Very glad to see that the admin caved to the student section and now the school will be out millions more dollars for this guy before his contract was up. 👍

My apologies for a VERY late RIP all old celebrities

My big suitcase I had since college 20 years ago finally bit the dust. Actually just the handle (3D print replacement?) Small suitcase has the same handle issue but the zipper has now eaten it. I guess if we're traveling more it's time to get something new.

Huge life news but I'm not humble bragging on THIS app

We were standing from about 6pm to 11pm last night. We're too old for that shit. My feet feel like they've been hit with a meat tenderizer.

Suburban dads with gray hair and fleece pullovers at the punk show. Welcome to the revolution I guess

I have noticed that the rule of not wearing the band you're about to see does not apply when you're old

Asking my therapist wife to explain someone's behavior and then receiving a dissertation on the human brain while she's naked and putting on makeup. 🥵

We're having rootbeer floats for lunch. Except it's carbonated mead made to taste like rootbeer. And it's amazing. And alcoholic.

WHERE THE FOOK IS MY BIGFOOT EMOJI I'M WAITING STILL

Every time we come here we have to walk down to our engagement spot away from all the big hotels and people. I love you @misskittykitcat.bsky.social

There's lots of things said about this guy, but I'm now just convinced that he's dumb. Just stupid. No other analysis needed

Fuck these people and their magic underwear

Watching women's team sports: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay straight gay gay gay gay gay bi Watching men's team sports: nope all straight!

Shoutout to the Flying Fish bartender. They go all out and don't go corporate bean counter

My sister is in the midst of a divorce but she has a nice new place for her and the kids! Very excited for her

I always look for Washington's Crossing in every bookstore I'm in for some reason. It's a good read for a history book but I think this is the one that has an account of Washington's horse almost falling into a river but ol' George pulled it out with its mane. Some weird hero worshipping in there

We forgot to make dinner reservations at our fave Italian place so 8:30 dinner at Flying Fish it is. We are TERRIBLE at holidays. 😅😂

It is time for Valentine's Day mini golf

Old lady at the beach shop said that it's not just black people that don't want to work anymore. Welp, welcome to south cackalacky

That Kazakh kid is gonna be a national hero when he goes home, braces and all.

Good morning I take picture good

Way to go Borat, tho

Guy in here singing country tunes is so flat I think he's in a different key. Oof

Can cheque

French figure skating judge???

Quad Mortal

There is quite literally another breaking story of a pitcher rigging pitches right now. We're cooked

We herrrrrre

We're at the Savannah Bee Company here in N Myrtle doing mead flights. 🤪

are Republicans ok

I'M GOING TO WICHITA Just kidding; I'm going to the beach. Can you imagine??

[me walking away holding a suitcase] My wife: you gonna pack? [me slowly turning around to face her holding the suitcase]

Wtf is snowboard cross? Is it motocross with snowboards?? Yes. Yes it is

40!

Hell yeah dugout beers

Going to the beach for the weekend tomorrow. Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

I'm so glad we get to watch the Olympics this year. Last year at this time was a total absolute clusterfuck.

They're speaking Swiss on the Olympics. THIS IS AMERICA 😠

Are you a top or a bottom

Do Republicans still support Donald Trump? We talked with three of Kansas City's biggest racists to find out.

is that good

Love to have seizure while doomscrolling the Bluesky (The video, not Cupcake's post lol)

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