boyfailure this, girlfailure that, im getting back to the basics of just being a complete fuck up.

if you cant then you have to give them your penjamin

So true

if you think about it all plushies are cucks

literally me omg

My oni gals Himeko and Ayane

environmental story telling

anrd on the 8th day god said let there be goth girsl in stompy boots, and then he said "nice"

made it thu the tsa line without getting the grab down 💖

theres no wifi on the flight, wtf this is fucked how am i gonna scroll and talk to beautiful women now?

Always relevant

🔮 if you wanted to know the state of bsky moderation Dril was banned from here for sharing an Epstein leaks email

the one day my gf actually wants to do all the morning bathroom things we gotta be on a flight and im outside the like, its my turn!

its so over

random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;) JE: we must invent trans phobia,,

having like 2/3rds of not just your own batshit conspiracy bs semi confirmed ish but like a large part of modern conspiracy theory bs confirmed ish is honestly wild

fr tho

jewelry bonney is one of those uniquely one piece things where she makes me cry and i love her but also she makes me want to push oda down a flight of stairs for being a stupid creep

you dont understand, she was grippy socked with therian vibes

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

this used bass amp i got can fit sooooo many wasps in it

do you think people would be upset if i made the pies im making for friendsgiving look like awful faces? (inspo pic below)

and i feel party rock is in this house tonight lord,

my foot is soooo much better today and its been like an almost overnight turn around and its great

percocet kitty loves you

honestly hate when a series throws a whole ass movie in between seasons

been learning to play bass and all i have to say is big string go brrrrrrrrrrrr

not being able to really walk anywhere or do anything is driving actually insane rn and its not even the halfway point of being healed

If your partner insists on taking you to see horror movies even though they scare you, then your relationship has a problematic fright gap

Girls who tell me "you really don't need ffs" are getting put in the grinder too

snuffbait Qing dynasty emperor x all his wives trying to poison him

i wish i could be a fuck up in the way that improves your life unconditionally and nothing you do has any material consequences

Angels are real (they're the girl reading this post)

humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague

“they’re gonna work with us when we reopen the gov guys”

Its not called suicidal ideation, if I imagine another girl doing it to me then I'm "snuffbait" and its hot

my outfits lately are giving transexual Lara Croft and im here for it