You know what made the X-Men great? That they were all Cyclops. All of em had exactly the same power. They were all the same! That’s what makes every team great!

Boy, that’s a relief! I’m glad blowing up boats of civilians in international waters with no cause, masked secret police abducting citizens off the street, attempting to silence the media and making Congress irrelevant isn’t fascism because I can still post on Bluesky! Phew!

Driving home from dinner tonight and my wife played for me the one about Travis’s dick, Opalite and the Ophelia one. I liked all 3. She tells me this album has a ton of bangers. Seems like it. That’s cool.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Been saying this since the beginning. Sports betting is for losers and degenerates and is a pox on society. In time, it will be viewed with the same fondness as our culture views cigarette smoking.

You mean to say having this awful shit forced on us against our will that delivers dog ass terrible work product isn’t something people are willing to pay for? Get right outta town!

Gen X was right about sellouts

cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep

You gotta give it up to our senior military leaders for rewarding this fraudulent, bloviating assclown's self-important horseshit with stone cold silence. I hope knowing how these folks truly feel about him haunts the secretary for the rest of his dorkass life.

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Oof. Accurate.

I can read much faster than anyone can speak. Even as a professional podcaster, my heart still belongs to writing and writers. What I realized in typing that is that most people also speak like shit, and take fucking FOREVER to get to the meat of their point.

I mean

Im watching Bluey with some kids and I am totally convinced “Granny Mobile” is 8 minutes of absolutely perfect situation comedy.

So top Portland cops wrote & *testified* that fed agents have been "instigating and causing" conflict. They said agents were firing pepper balls unprovoked and "without any apparent warning" When a Portland chief called a federal agent w/ Qs, the agent hung up. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

Meanwhile, over 300,000+ Black Women have lost their jobs since that thang took office. We have heard more about Kimmel and have seen a coalition rapidly formed for him and not much attention to that fact which is weird AF considering who works the hardest to compensate for your lack of civic duty

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

Hell yeah! Get swole!

They truly are the Softest Boys and Girls. Everybody is 10 feet tall and bulletproof until the escalator stops working and then there needs to be an investigation and arrests

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

The greatest minds of the right wing intellectual dark web think tank cannot -- or won't -- distinguish between "comic gets yelled at in comedy club for telling shitty joke about trans people" and "federal government forces corporation to pull comedian off the air for mocking President"

i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once

This is like that episode where Beavis & Butthead are selling candy bars to raise money for the school, but they just keep handing two dollars back and forth thinking they're buying from each other.

Went to Tattered Cover to see @scalzi.com today and he was kind, funny, gracious, and enormously entertaining. He does a reading from an unannounced book he’s writing and it had the crowd variously in stitches and on the edge of our seats. Go see him when he comes to your town! Terrific afternoon!

I cannot fathom how people still support this guy when he’s just the whiniest, most butthurt little bitch on earth

Fuck the corporate cowards. Support these entities!

If you’re going to go after these dull fascists, GET ‘EM. Hats off to the creators of this because this shit fucks.

I will shut up about NXT Black & Gold someday (maybe), but any entity that can produce 5-star matches from stiffs like the Authors of Pain is truly something special. #TakeOverChicago

NEW EPISODE: My homie Jay and I talk A.I., the importance of platonic male friendship, hierarchies, fatherhood and a ton more. He even asks me a bunch of inane questions about Hamilton, cybertrucks, the band Creed, and other nonsense. Podcatchers or here's Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

"There is plenty of humor in Germany, more than enough. But we do not permit ourselves to be ridiculed." www.abramsbooks.com/product/outr...

The uniting theme of the supposed age of AI and the M&A/private equity apocalypse is that the world is controlled by people who literally cannot imagine ever deriving joy or meaning or satisfaction from any activity or pursuit for its own sake if it doesn't make money.

"We refuse to appease the people who demand actual results from our party, so let's try to appease people who literally call for our public executions."

Why do these fucking dipshit consultant-types all think the key to opposition success is by more or less mimicking the work of Neville Chamberlain? How'd that go? People are STARVING for someone who stands for shit, not someone who acts like an ineffective crossing guard.

a significant portion of americans think this guy was the hero of pee wee's big adventure

This is the funniest and most accurate appraisal of Twins I've ever read.

-nah bro, I hate cats -have you ever had a cat? -no. -buddy. you have no idea what it is to hate a cat.

so ICE murdered a father in cold blood from a routine traffic stop, we're murdering random Venezuelans in foreign waters, we're shackling S. Koreans for building the factories we need to keep the southern economy alive, and we have a majority party trying to tie passport status to political views

Same.

Football is for people who love to argue about rules and interpretations of rules. To that end, this Broncos game delivered a flawless ending.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Remembering this exists always brightens my day. i.imgur.com/OyWkmyZ.png

NXT Black & Gold from Full Sail is, I realize now, my absolute favorite era of wrestling of all time. Right vibe, right workrate, right viewing load, right storytelling beats. It was all pretty much deeply my shit. God I miss it.

If you're looking for a salve for our current moment, check out my chat with my pal Shahara who has a beautiful soul & a keen mind for unpacking big questions: Who are we? Why are we here? How do we become our best selves? I adored this chat. Here's the Spotify link: open.spotify.com/episode/4aQ8...

I do not want to live in a country where we all have to be afraid of being a victim of gun violence. All shootings are bad. Every single one.

You've got to be kidding me with this idiotic dogshit.

FUCK YES!

Related: This Broncos game sucks shit. I am reminded intensely of why I do not generally like this sport.

I don't know what it is about football but when I watch it I want every team to lose

“Illegal use of the hands” “Ineligible man downfield” “Illegal formation” These penalties I’ve all seen in the last 5 minutes is your annual reminder of my least popular take: Football is not only boring but fascist.