"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ 🎥 MLB

Hey Donnie! You will *never* be as loved by the nation as this man. Never.

He has looted us, made us poorer, sicker and taken our security. We can vote all we want but voting alone won't fix this shit. Organize and energize! Do something!

@podkatt.bsky.social what do you think about kiffin bringing O back ? I hope I’m wrong just don’t think this won’t end well for kiffin

Which of these has the more ironic name? "TRUTH" Social or Fox "NEWS" #WordsMatter

1 week ago, Credit @cecerogers.bsky.social cecerogers: Law and order… unless the law comes for me.” “Respect the troops… unless they don’t praise me.” “Back the blue… unless they’re protecting the Capitol.” “Drain the swamp… then hire the swamp.” “I love free speech… unless you criticize me.” 👇👇

The DIME model, diplomatic, information, military, and economic is essential blueprint for how to win foreign policy fights and influence outcomes. They all go together. This administration has done the military fight well, and failed everywhere else. Especially information

Two photos. Same room. Same flags. Same astronauts. In one, the President stands with them, smiling, centered, human. In the other, the President sits scowling, rambling, diminished. Four astronauts. Two presidents. And the faces tell you everything.

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

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Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

“I have secured an indictment against Jenny. This bitch will think twice before she threatens the president again.” — Extreme alcohol enthusiast, Jeanine Pirro

47 wears a diaper? Definitely don't share this.

Is the president going to stop going to MMA fights since they can’t be held in the ballroom? Is he unsafe at the fights? Is he going to demand an arena be built at the WH now? Or…. Is this just about using this bad thing to justify another stupid thing?

Our liberation day is coming. Keep up the good fight Blue!🌊💙🌊

It certainly appears that Jenny is going to do life in the slammer.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

Wait but i thought….

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

SUPPORT JIMMY KIMMEL Appointment television tonight! 11:35/10:35c

Hey Melania, just a reminder: your criminal sociopath husband called political opponents “vermin,” accused the media of being “enemies of the people,” likened the Obamas to apes, said immigrant groups were from shit hole countries & eating people’s pets in Ohio. Gaslighting runs in your family.

Exactly.

In 1994, a man crashed his small plane into the White House. Clinton did not build a ballroom because of it. In fact he barely mentioned it. And he definitely did not say that no one can criticize him anymore.

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

Fox's Aishah Hasnie’s call oddly gets cut right as she says Karoline Leavitt's husband leaned over right as the dinner was starting and told her: "You need to be very safe…”

BREAKING: A Virginia court has REJECTED the Republican lawsuit challenging the legislature’s authority to alter the 2021 congressional map. The new map could give Democrats up to four more seats in Congress.

An assassination attempt is when someone at least aims a weapon at the intended target, which never happened last night at the WHCA Dinner. This was all a flawed and botched security detail by the secret service. In other words, all a big fuck-up turned into a cheap promo for a gaudy ballroom.

It was fake like the other one. Next.

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Fetterman can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

Bravo to this dude for pulling this together in just a couple of hours. Interesting stuff.

Holy shit. You guessed it — the new LEGO video is out, and it is 🔥. It’s damn amazing how quickly they make these!!

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting tonight.

Basically this. We can’t turn into MAGA and just assume everything is rigged, staged, stolen, etc. Let the investigation play out.

Trumps polling is in absolute free fall

FYI: @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social account has been restored. 👏

ALSOBROOKS: I have the recording. I can play it RFK Jr: I do not believe that every Black kid should be re-parented on a wellness farm and I have never believed it ALSOBROOKS: Well you said it, sir, I have the video RFK Jr: I'd have to see the transcript