Jake Salazar π³οΈβπ
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Fujoshi
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Showed Challengers to my bisexual friend and changed his fucking life
about 13 hours ago
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I'm obsessed with the unhinged lipsync song and both performances in today's drag race UK vs the world episode
about 16 hours ago
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Alexander Chee
3 days ago
I was on Twitter for the writers and the book recommendations, the essays, the poetry, the community. I am here now for the same. Iβm a nerd. Please reply with a favorite recent essay or poem or story or book recommendation, and thank you.
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Matt Herdman
3 days ago
I canβt believe the final shot of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a Fast & Furious 7 reference
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Did not realize the song Purpose in Avenue Q was making a West Side Story reference with "could it be? Yes it couldβsomething's coming, something good"
3 days ago
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Raider
3 days ago
Activists at the Louvre hung a framed photograph of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who was slumped in the back of a car leaving a police station on the day of his arrest.
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Smooth Dunk
about 1 year ago
right wingers when u quit twitter
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caroline cash
3 days ago
Nancy 2/22/26β¦ πͺ±WOIMSπͺ±
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
3 days ago
Apparently they had enough time to censor this though
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Luke O'Neil
3 days ago
The situation with the bull
@flaminghydra.com
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Ryan Boyd
3 days ago
Bluesky isn't for doing serious intellectual discourse! Neither was Twitter! Write something longer somewhere else, these places are for posting "kush got me feeling like the Scots-Irish Ryo Fukui"
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logo, #1 minnesota patriot
3 days ago
Idk man people love to bang on about this without ever explaining why it's my job to care about Bluesky's user metrics. This is a refuge for terminally online people in their 30s and 40s and we should be isolated for our own good
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Nelly
3 days ago
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
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peter.
3 days ago
Stay safe during the storm
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As a piece of journalism, this is awful and borderline bigoted. But it's quite fun if you treat it as a trashy gossip rag that's not to be taken seriously
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3 days ago
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surrogate corpse
4 days ago
this came to me in a dream
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I'm seething at Taco Bell getting rid of their fried chicken snack wrap
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3 days ago
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I loved Marty Supreme. A return to a time when protagonists could be awful people. Some truly shocking lines and scenes. Deeply inspired casting decisions. An unhinged movie.
3 days ago
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Not gonna stop til my stretch marks look like Hudson Williams'
3 days ago
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francis
5 days ago
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Matt Orion
4 days ago
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
5 days ago
Sue this company out of existence.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
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The War on Cars
6 days ago
Alysa Liu, welcome to The War on Cars.
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I'm five minutes into Marty Supreme and, what the fuck
5 days ago
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Pablo Hidalgo
5 days ago
If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.
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In a way, Donna Summer also won the gold medal
5 days ago
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Mykki Meeks as Drew Barrymore for your reaction image folder
#dragrace
5 days ago
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Save me Zane
#dragrace
5 days ago
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Frank Cifaldi
5 days ago
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
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Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
YouTube video by Olympics
https://youtu.be/CVmCfiFjoVE?si=kMSUr7fKqINU-8uM
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josh boerman
5 days ago
i didn't know figure skating could look like this
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Ryan Estrada
5 days ago
The family bathhouse I stayed at last night is right in the middle of the most touristy area in Seoul, so they tried really hard to have their signs in English. I am not going to be the one to point out the typo.
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Better Things Are Possible
7 months ago
It's Friday night baby
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Worst part about being sick is probably the various slimes
5 days ago
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The Other Happy Place
5 days ago
The biggest lesson from "the secret history" by Donna Tartt is that it's absolutely necessary that you have a trip sitter if you want to take hallucinogens in the woods
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Was really moved by this random comment in the nail polish subreddit
5 days ago
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lukelukeluke
5 days ago
Iβm sorry for acting weird earlier, Iβm just weird
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onion person
6 days ago
itβs so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
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Napping. He's so flexible
5 days ago
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the gretchen of the earth
25 days ago
one of the photo captions of all time
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katsian andor
6 days ago
i'm in lesbians with them also
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Olympians Hilary Knight and Brittany Bowe engaged at Milan Cortina Games
Knight, who is about to play in the women's hockey gold medal game, got down on one knee to pop the question, according to their Instagram post.
https://www.nbcnews.com/sports/olympics/hilary-knight-brittany-bowe-engaged-milan-cortina-games-rcna259564
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Fascinated by this luxuriously long Wired article about the Gay Mafia in silicon valley:
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Inside the Gay Tech Mafia
Gay men have long been rumored to run Silicon Valley. WIRED investigates.
https://www.wired.com/story/inside-the-gay-tech-mafia/?fbclid=IwdGRjcAQEXA9jbGNrBARXlWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHogmca2s9Ix-B99NnAOhWI2cWn2hUx6zsr2MlGTn_n3STE9YPu04193_kAnx_aem_Sx12tHqQWcpJ9kHcptHalw
6 days ago
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Streetsblog NYC
6 days ago
Streetsblog New York City is hiring a law enforcement reporter! More details:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
6 days ago
"Please drive away quickly lest they take a photo of me at my most goblin"
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Jason Schreier
6 days ago
BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned. A shocking end for a well-respected studio.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
7 days ago
What's better than this, guys being dudes
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Ed Burmila
6 days ago
100% true story, in Detroit I once saw a car do this and a pedestrian walking around it took the lid off a large soft drink and poured it through the open sunroof.
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John | FYC Wagner Moura π§π·
6 days ago
they made forky straight? pull the plug on toy story 5.
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Rodger Sherman
6 days ago
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!
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