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My cats are my life Poetry, tea, films
Dressed up for the symphony yesterday. Saw Handel's Messiah. The narrative of hope, of the darkness of the world being cleansed by holy power, really affected me. If only.
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Cliff Pervocracy
4 days ago
imagine trying to let someone down gently like "oh sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm sapiosexual"
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I watched the Hallmark movie about the cat cafe and it gave me what I needed. Will be watching The Nine Lives of Christmas soon.
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A β β β β review of Christmas at the Catnip Cafe (2025)
I watched this movie because I love cats and I was not disappointed. Incredibly cute cats throughout. I cried a lot. She doesn't deserve him unfortunately, but that didn't ruin the movie for me
https://boxd.it/c1nmaN
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The Onion
5 days ago
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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cait (and adonis)
about 2 years ago
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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Elly / γ¨γͺ
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This episode of Canada's drag race is very strong. Reading battles. Incredibly mean-spirited. Just classic drag
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Chiara Di Lello
5 days ago
ICYMI, the title poem from my forthcoming chap is up at ALOCASIA. on plant care, self-renewal, and saying No to compulsory motherhood π±
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Michael Hobbes
5 days ago
As usual with this magazine, the author concedes throughout that the point he's making is dumb as hell.
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Beast of Bourbon π₯
5 days ago
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic βLunch atop a Skyscraperβ picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Razzball
5 days ago
"I don't think the lady screaming the N word at customers of a cinnamon roll shop should be fired" is an all-timer. no notes, that's perfect
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
5 days ago
NEW: A major shift in underway in recent months kicked into gear this week, with ICE trial attorneys around the country asking immigration "judges" to toss out *nearly all* asylum applications on the grounds of "safe third country" agreements with Uganda, Honduras, Ecuador, and Guatemala.
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Nikola ΔiΕΎmeΕ‘ija
5 days ago
It's OUT! UMBRAL CHAINS is OUT! Mangaplus Creators
mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/sp251...
Globalcomix
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Kate Anderson
5 days ago
Mockingbirds and wild rose hips. Day 12
#ArtAdventCalendar
I think I drew this after reading that mockingbirds might eat winter moths? We have been inundated with the moths the last few years.
#NatureArt
#WildlifeArt
#birds
#BotanicalArt
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William B. Fuckley
5 days ago
again, ignition interlocks are one of those things where there basically *really is* a technological solution to the problem that greatly mitigates that tradeoffs, and it's a policy failure that they aren't mandatory for five years after your first DUI.
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Bob
7 days ago
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I had no idea such a thing existed. I wonder how this would taste in hot chocolate π
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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Susan Rinkunas
8 days ago
Yo. YOOOOOOOO.
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Eileen Higgins becomes Miamiβs first Democratic mayor in 30 years
In stunning upset victory, Higgins also becomes first woman in post and first non-Hispanic candidate since 90s
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/09/miami-mayor-election-winner-eileen-higgins
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wargen
7 months ago
fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist [This is a kitchen...they must cook here.] [Feel like I have seen this book before...] [I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
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If Books Could Kill
9 days ago
Tomorrow!
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Julie in STL
9 days ago
Good luck with providing input since the form isn't open to the public
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President Megan E. Green
9 days ago
The results are in, and the City's guaranteed basic income pilot was a success! Just $500 a month lowered food insecurity, improved outcomes for children, and raised credit scores. We live in wealthiest country on Earth. There's no excuse for poverty.
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$500 monthly payments helped St. Louis families β then a lawsuit and a tornado hit
A new Washington University study found that St. Louisβ guaranteed basic income pilot program helped hundreds of families. But a lawsuit paused payments, and later crises deepened the financial strain...
https://www.stlpr.org/economy-business/2025-12-08/basic-income-pilot-families-financial-strain-washington-university-lawsuit-tornado-st-louis-missouri
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Growing my beard out
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State of St. Louis
8 days ago
Hey, gardeners, online design workshop for transforming your lawn into a native plant garden 5 pm Today, Tuesday, Dec 9th, Wild Ones Webinar π± Turn That Patch Into a Plan Find this garden class and others on my blog
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I'm sick of these omnipresent DraftKings ads and our state government promoting gambling. Don't fall for it y'all, it's a dark road.
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Ed Zitron
12 days ago
February 2022
www.wheresyoured.at/mark-zuckerb...
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knife | fork | book
12 days ago
"Poetry is rarely displayed, let alone at the forefront of any bookshop. And hereβs where we shine, featuring chapbooks and limited editions which readers rarely get a chance to hold/fondle elsewhere." -
@itsakirby.bsky.social
#KFBarchive
Circa 2017.
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BOOKSTORES WE LOVE : TORONTO : KNIFE|FORK|BOOK
an interview with (Jeff) Kirby
https://medium.com/the-operating-system/bookstores-we-love-toronto-knife-fork-book-2b105d6077c8
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Irish Literary Times
12 days ago
Excellent anthology - with some great Irish stories included.
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf
29 days ago
Have another drink of Green Elixir and we'll have ourselves a little mixer on Bar Cart Bookshelf! Today we're talking about WICKED by Gregory Maguire. A prickly meditation on the nature of evil, this modern classic remains immensely rewarding & a true favorite reread. A long awaited cocktail treat!
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Ken Tremendous
13 days ago
All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
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Sunshine Gerry
12 days ago
Board Bill 83 is on todayβs BOA agenda (βperfection consentβ).
#BOAbb83
diverts half the sales tax revenue to reimburse new tenant at renovated Carriage House. The second half of sales tax revenue is captured by the
#CortexTIF
Not a dime in sales tax will be go to City coffers.
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Guillotine Hunger Force
13 days ago
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Pyramid Chad
13 days ago
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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guppies
13 days ago
the economy is hitting the pikmin now β€οΈ
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The Onion: 20 Years Later
13 days ago
This week's Onion issue from 20 years ago contains one of my all-time favorite headlines: "Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan." I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
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More Perfect Union
13 days ago
U.S. job cuts have reach 1.17 million this year, the most since 2020.
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Tom Zohar
14 days ago
βand thatβs why WE take Descovy for PrEPβ
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The Immortal Doom
14 days ago
One thing I leaned as a congressional staffer is that 75% of Congressmen are pretty much perpetually drunk. Just absolutely stupefying levels of rampant alcoholism. They fucking reek of booze, every day, all hours of the day.
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The color of the year is no color. Honestly, fitting
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13 days ago
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L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist π
13 days ago
This is very funny to me idk. Like we've just all lost it
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Devin π Thomas OβShea
13 days ago
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β΅£ Ace π³οΈβπ Winter in TelogrusβοΈ
15 days ago
i love you 4 polygon deer
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David Zipper
14 days ago
Love to share the road with cars programmed to blast past speed limits
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Tesla brings back 'Mad Max' 'Full Self-Driving' mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its 'Mad Max' mode for 'Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several investigations.
https://electrek.co/2025/10/16/tesla-mad-max-full-self-driving-mode-ignores-speed-limits/
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SKELLYTON
14 days ago
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
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Chris Person
14 days ago
Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
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Marie Enger
14 days ago
I have got some really cool woodfire stuff that I'll be putting up. It's some of my best work, and I'm very proud of it.
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Ms. M
16 days ago
Ryan Lizza, Part 4:
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Thread by @nothinglikeamad on Thread Reader App
@nothinglikeamad: Ryan Lizza Substack (12/01) π§΅(1/6) (2/6) (3/6) (4/6) (5/6) (6/6)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1995591945012306395.html?utm_campaign=topunroll
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