If I was some kind of cultural publication or outlet and I had spent the past 10 or so years over-examining every corner and fold of Gen Z and they betrayed me by turning 30, I think I’d feel like I wasted my time. But that’s just me.

Truth

no one rides as hard for a cause as the people who believe ice cream should be eaten with small spoons

Muscle and pizza are really battling it out here

I didn’t know there was more soccer. I was watching a documentary about Bob Mackie.

Being a grown up is about sending off a track to be included in a compilation, realizing maybe you didn’t send the most recent master, and then doing nothing about it and getting on with your day.

Heatwave outfit

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Is this an old people thing or a young people thing?

For the STL people, I’m playing at CBGB in a few weeks

The suburban fireworks show ended by 9:30? And my dog barely moved from this position? I don’t have to sleep in the basement under a dog? But I still can if I want to? Ok cool.

3.8 million followers. Will post PIN number at 4

Wish me and my household luck on our weekend Pergola assembly. The instruction booklet is thicc. My whole life has been leading up to the moment.

I like my timeline like I like my fav grocery store All d

Ya’ll would not believe the things I spend money on

Photo

Don’t go out there

When are the leg meat awards?

My urgent files

omgg Starbucks coming out with a s’mores cold brew literally take all my money and give me IBS idec 🍫💭

Strike a pose

What if gay was guy

Does anyone have an iPhone Air?

This is the most clean this has ever been

Be the dogs you wish to Nintend

Late

I bought 46 CDs for like 100 dollars. Did I scam? Did I get scammed? We’ll never know.

Seek Treatment is a podcast about two people who are watching different seasons of Summer House.

For all the Deezerheads. The Deezenuts. This song is now available on Deezer

Hello gay pee pole

Really love watching the government live week to week on my paycheck 😒

I actually don’t think there’s 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 kink at Pride

Of course I ordered the 16 dollar Madonna gay one.

I bought my dog a whiffle bat for me. So far she only likes grounders hit directly to her. We are the same.

Exciting announcement: I am the winner of the 2026 Dogwood Literary Award in Poetry, granted by the highly regarded literary journal, Dogwood: A Journal of Poetry and Prose. My winning pieces are below. The rest of the 2026 issue of Dogwood can be found at dogwoodliterary.wordpress.com/buy/

Also why is Courtney love showing full boob not the top memorable moment. We’re done as a society.

Cursed AI summary. Headliners Blink 182 and Red Hot Chili Peppers? You think Blink 182 was the headliner in May of 1999? It was still light outside when they finished their set. AI can tell you things. But it doesn’t know anything and it doesn’t remember anything. You NEED 40 year old gay guys.

Local gay pop song shouter gets ready in dive bar dressing room after whiskey having

Another successful show. This thing smells like ape house in a way that makes me think someone with a specific kink would pay good money for it.

This is the part of the night where I let my dog outside one more time to go to the bathroom and instead of doing that, she sits around and eats 6 junebugs

A queer bar in STL is in some financial trouble and I’m (BOY FM) playing this benefit show/party tomorrow. Please attend if you’re around/able. I’m on at 8:30pm!

I don’t care how gay you are, double down.

Please don’t pay for my music from any streaming service. I don’t know how to set up the direct deposit account and they keep emailing me.

If AI is the future, why is every indie artist doing puppets all of a sudden? Wtf is more analog than puppets.

You can poke Nate Jacobs with a pillah

Pop these two into the Euphoria finale. Why tf not at this point.

Some people on insta didn’t like that I pointed out that she’s so short, she kind of kicks her neck fat when she walks. I’m sorry but these dogs were bread like this intentionally over hundreds of years. As in all things, your real beef is with your god(s)

The quiet genius of jack harlow booking a small venue tour

Telling myself it’s okay to look a lil dorky in a helmet if it means my brains aren’t smashed on the pavement