I wish it was more acceptable to tell your oomfs and moots that you love them. Like not like “in love” but like I really appreciate my friends and getting to here from them or see them on the reg really brightens my day, so yea I do have an amount of love for them 🩵

Hair and arm were both out of control

“I DO think so honey, bananas” - me (a gay guy who always goes to the grocery store without a shopping list”

The metrosexuals are alive and well and hosting at espn

Giving everyone arm for Christmas

Brb, climbing Meat Mountain

Updating my role in my email signature to Project Momager just to feel something.

If you look like this DM me

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Survivor finale was as long as the Macy’s parade and instead of Darlene Love or Busta Rhymes, we get the annoying orange’s little half time show. Why this.

The number of penises we could pay for with Trumps golf/gold shit on the walls budget. I want that number. Let’s do that.

My heart is shattered for American trans kids and their families who just want to see their little ones happy

😘

Unless he’s announcing that he died 🤷

Shout out to all the baby Kermits on this app

Happy holidays to my chosen family (the 4 or 5 other dudes on eBay bidding for the same rare Ike and Tina 7in singles as me)

Not boots

Eat the rich

I’m not absolutely certain that a Madea euro train heist movie would heal the world right now. I’m just saying we haven’t tried it.

Did anybody else get like a bunch of followers today even though they didn’t really post anything?

Not a positive news day overall but I’m still going to wake up tomorrow and be gay in the face of those who think my life is a problem and I’m still on track to outlive Donald Trump and I hope you all join me. High five.

Hey guess what. It’s Gary Prince’s pastry men from Fionna and Cake.

I consider myself to be a pretty accurate pop music historian and I just found out Tony Orlando and Dawn is three people.

This diva

I’m not crying you’re crying

For anyone following my journey, I got the thing I was trying to burn onto a DVD to work. Welcome to 2004.

The Heated Rivalry discourse that the books were written by a woman would be a valid argument against if and only if gay men could remember who we’ve had sex with in order to write a book.

SIL: You're walking so fast! Me: yeah. I have gay speed on. SIL: I didn't realize you could turn that on and off. Me: yeah. It's called code switching.

Shout out to all my eating disorder babes this holiday season. We are hot/strong/incredible.

Bonus himbo points for spelling “you’re” incorrectly.

I hope your ready for a Jugband Christmas because I am emitting otter (I haven’t shaved my chest in like two weeks)

When I poop you poop (just like that)

This counts as Christmas wrapping paper because there’s a green one and a red one

you either die a radio star or live long enough to become a video

It’s actually none of your business what makes me a modern girl

Gays love to watch an animated show where there’s some character named Perpetula who holds the secret to the galaxy and everyone is always screaming.

What’s everyone’s favorite software for turning an mp4 into a DVD?

If we’re honest with ourselves, Kevin’s solo in Home Alone 2 is a bit of a drag. The kid that follows him, now that’s a star.

Mega Man has come home. Nature is healing.

Is that a..? A festive holiday cookie display that is also a journey through the music of Tori Amos? Yes. Yeah.

The gay guy that lives in my house got me drunk

A very sleepy Christmas piglet

“Wow, there sure is a lot of gay sex on this show” Oh, hmm. Yeah. Well yeah we just call it sex.

I would LOVE for something to hit my eye like a big pizza pie.

I think I delete thirst traps I post because I get self-conscious, but also want to create scarcity. I love Lady Gaga, I think she's a really interesting artist.

You beautiful people better have a good day!

We saw a thing