The football jersey serves no purpose. Just put numbers on the pads and helmets. You’re all welcome

I want to hear from one of the tree people

Pod Save up for RSD because that list is long. Wooop

Caught my fork on one of these pokemons

Canned salmon is wild. They put everything but the eyeballs in there. I think.

I’m about to make this the new Britney’s kitchen

Why would I bother to read something nobody bothered to write?

I ordered a heavier jump rope so that I can match jumps with rotations. This is going to be a whole thing

This was too good for insta.

I would like the weekend to just keep going, thanks.

MAGA is like Nazism without the physical fitness.

When you think about it, it really is crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate.

I love being a gay guy

There is one less burrito on earth tonight

Getting imperceptibly beefier each week

Have I lost insta followers for posting about the atrocities of the Trump admin? I have no idea. Who tf pays attention. I hope so I guess.

I’m still working on my form but getting there

See You Again by Miley is blasting at the gym. Gays win

Creatine gummies: hi, take 5 of me and chew us up thoroughly. Me: yeah, you are disgusting so I’m only taking one. So get to work in there

Also (adjusting my tinfoil hat) a think one or several rich people made some wild moves yesterday to keep bitcoin from plunging and level off the stock market and it’s not going to be sustainable.

What memes are even on the Republican internet? Or is it just sports betting?

Vitaminmaxing at the end of the world

This wasn’t in reference to anything, it had just been a while since I last added to the conversation.

Okay I take back that previous post. I am wider than the pillar now 👀💪

My brother asked what I’m doing and I sent him this pic, and he’s like, bro what even is this lolz

Sometimes arm is down

Breadsticcck

I am following the gay speed skater like he’s my ride home

My sinuses have again been cleared. Let this be a warning to all who try to silence me.

The gayest part of the opening ceremony was the longing.

Run ft. New Haircut

Arm time

It’s calming down

The hair can’t be tamed today

Now sissy that walk

We’ve watched our own government execute a mother with stuffed animals in her car, execute an ICU nurse practicing the medical oath to do no harm We’ve watched our own government send masked armed militias to kidnap children and infants They’ve desecrated the very constitution they swore to protect

Nobody is more mad than an Illinois Republican. It’s is a life of loss.

Happy FCF - Fresh (Hair)Cut Friday

Already thinking about my second Bip Burger

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

The gym really did it’s thing this morning💪🏾🔥

I bought a black jump rope because I plan to get it dirty

Catch

Peak yearning hours

Warning: This is your autism on edibles.

I got a text about how the car wash misses me. Literally read for filth.

Wait what happened with labubu?

My sinus infection is back or never really left

Time for bed chicos 🌟

If Claire McCaskill’s Tuscan kitchen is on my TV, something is probably about to happen.