Was going to brew up a DDH style IPA one evening this week to use up last year's hops from the freezer. Know what to call it now. #GreenMenace 🌿🍻

Troofs

Blimey, Trout & Salmon.

What are they on at Telegraph HQ?!

Oral Sewer United States, Census, 1940

Read Sam's full piece here: www.thenerve.news/p/gb-news-lo... (5/6)

A bit rough and ready.

I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just debris from a successful interception. If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.

Capitalism, as it is now, doesn’t make products better, it makes them shittier. It’s all about entangling us. #enshittification

This is why we have AI . To accelerate the shittiness of life

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

I have an urge to put this through a vocoder and make it funky. Unfortunately I have tasks .

#USEmbassyUK #Bastards How quintessentially English!😂😂🔥 Man walks past the US embassy in the UK shouting 'bastards'!

The Garden of Earthly Delights -V2

Brand new indie night film the makers of Twisted by Design. Launch night on Maunday Thursday. Tickets now available at wegottickets.com/event/695640

Genius from our friends in Norway 👏 vimeo.com/1168468796?f...

If I was @zackpolanski.bsky.social, I would be pointing out to the BBC that whatever model they use to justify giving Farage & his boot-lickers season tickets for every BBC show under the sun must surely now treat Green Party politicians in exactly the same way. Might even be one for the lawyers...

The thing most dislike about this war is that it's being led by people who literally want to start an apocalypse to bring on the return of Jesus

People who are not tax resident in the UK should not be allowed to donate to UK political parties. Companies should not be allowed to donate to UK political parties. No one should be allowed to use crypto to donate to UK political parties.

"UK must double down on renewables as wars drive up energy costs, experts say" Meanwhile, the non-experts in Reform and the Tories would have us hooked to expensive fossil fuels for decades more. Don't vote for these idiots. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Hello They already do this There is a local lettings for much of social housing which means local relatives etc And you need a local connection to get anyway at all www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is absolutely brilliant 👏

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The constant misinformation from the UK media is depressing. Emma unpicking the lies once again

New Mr Beast contest: one lucky winner gets safely evacuated from Iran while the other contestants look on in horror as they are left behind

Fun Fact - 80% of Reform voters want Reform UK politician Zahawi to be deported.

Reform are denying me access to the Welsh manifesto launch... Remember a few weeks ago when Reform UK threatened to defund Bangor University in the name of "free speech"? Well despite repeated requests, Reform are not allowing me to attend their manifesto launch. 1/3

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Reform councillor apologises for 'racist' comments

Over 40% of global shipping by volume exists to move fossil fuels from one place to another. A huge share of the world's maritime infrastructure has been built around a system that is going to change dramatically as renewable energy and electrification displace fossil fuels.

If it’s true Reform UK’s Treasury spokesperson Robert Jenrick told a business audience last night that renewable companies are "screwed" if Reform get in, it tells you everything about their readiness to inflict national self-harm in pursuit of ideological war on climate action.

GB News loses £22m, taking their total losses to over £130m. Except it's not a 'loss', it's an investment by Paul Marshall in providing a propaganda service to platform right wing grifters, gobshites, conspiracy nutters and contrarian fuckwits.

Trump is no Roosevelt not that Churchill was consistently competent not that Starmer is worth sticking up for....but

Trump says Starmer is no Churchill? While Churchill had cons and pros .. His main thing in WWII was hassling Roosevelt for help to fight the Nazis. Now in this case being a Churchill may well mean being at war with the far- right . So Starmer should declare war on America?

The Telegraph are just insane

Boo

Who gives a shit? Mice

And against using renewables leaving us with inflated gas prices.. It's a lose lose lose but owns the libs!

Surely a coalition with Plaid and SNP would get that over the far-right ... Also again it's a given that the Tories aren't even there but no one is saying anything abiut Kemi ...

The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills. The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns.

Fox News report: KIDS ON BIKES “Will no one stop them” says local curmudgeon

Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them

Reform UK has been reported to the Electoral Commission for possible campaign overspend in the Gorton and Denton by election.

Ironically they sent out a fake to thousands of people pretending to be an lady to normalise their weirdo ideas ...by accident. ...

Reform are a bunch of crybabies who need to accept that democracy involves losing quite often. Their petty whinging is surely intensely off-putting to potential voters