I’ve just realised that real men don’t use adjectives and adverbs. Extremely shocking! #writing

A friend of mine was asked by another guy whether he wanted to try this in the lounge room. The bloke called it ‘pulsing’ and said it was an ancient Hindu practice.

“A political life.” #auspol

#nzpol If you don't already follow Lucy Hamilton as she tracks the pernicious infection of the Aussie Political and Economic landscape by the Atlas Network, do it today Looking forward to someone with the time and stomach also cross-referencing them with the Epstein Files

Sorry rfk, there’s a new kid on the block and he’s from Beijing. Be still your beating heart (and loin), and quiet your green eye.

Rotten roast.

Today’s Brit-box #scriptwriting masterclass: Every senior, shadowy MI5 or MI6 puppet master must be named Cartwright.

I assumed Tim Finn sang almost all the SplitEnz singles, but young ‘bro’, who went onto such great things, sang this hit. Both do standout #songwriting. #neilfinn

Big tree down.

I’ve been thinking about Duke (since Stephen Miller went there) and how, to paraphrase John Stuart Mill, not all assholes go to Duke, but everyone who goes to Duke is an asshole. There must be other, regional Dukes. The kind of school that when you hear someone went there you think:

If you’re pointing to it, you’re not coming from it. Simple facts given a pretentious zing, although I do like this one. Do you have one?

wake up homie, new culture war just dropped

Why didn’t he snort it off the cistern like a normal person? #rfk

A friend of mine was asked by another guy whether he wanted to try this in the lounge room. The bloke called it ‘pulsing’ and said it was an ancient Hindu practice.

MAGA Uncle says: “The translesbasian cuban cyborg veterinarians are spading real men like stud dogs. That’s why there’s vet-grade ketamine on main street. You go into a k-hole, you come out spade. Of course you’re neurodivergent after that. Matthew Perry. Thank you for attention to this matter.”

Ok, #NikkiGemmell “inhales with her groin”, but what does she blow it out of? #theguardian #auspol

Often hear the lyric “to see what condition my condition was in” and have no idea what it means. Other times it’s plain clear.

Once I sat down to write an email. After 20 minutes, I left and was told I’d been sitting next to Mandelbrot. His genius didn’t rub off.

A #Bondi cigar.

Lovely cover of a Joe Raposo song by the accomplished Ron Sexsmith. I didn’t know (or can’t remember) the song nor that Raposo wrote a lot for Sesame Street, a show that has now been deemed evil by the insane white theocratic cult.

Reminds me a little of The Kransky Sisters from Esk, Queensland, and their sneaking, crafty zexuality. Loved ‘A Mighty Wind’! m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZJ...

You know you’re at the underfunded campus when the Chair of the Very Important Meeting uses the term ‘Ridonculous’. #auspol

#TheGuardian is now demanding an email to read articles —intrusion creep. #guardian #auspol

I'm reminded by a timeless quote by one of my favorite philosophers, Anacharsis from 600BC. "Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful." 2600 yrs of civilization since...

Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

✍️ …and they all laughed at him

David Bowie, Scotland, 1973, by Mick Rock.

Searching for reference tracks and googs has some interesting suggestions. #songwriting m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...

Also occurs in freediving where they weight them. Rumours about rock climbing and hung gliding. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Gonna write me a singer #songwriter song titled: ‘I Feel For Myself’.

The Spitting Image puppet of Peter Mandelson as a snake. It was part of an exhibition last year in the Ulster Museum.

“Emit as you propulse,” instructed Betty in ‘Love and Death’.

Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager. “Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”

Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager. “Let’s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurie’s mouths.”

#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol

The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished

These are my people. 😎

There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought

Pilates and 🥩 Steak Night at the community hall. Bill will introduce you to the basics of Pilates using his patented devices. Followed by 4lbs porterhouse party. #magacounsellingservice

Want to do yoga but can’t let go of your gun, come to Pete’s ‘Yoga n Rifle’ night at the community hall and learn innovative asanas that focus on the body and gun as one. #magacounsellingservice

John is available if you’d like to discuss your feminine side. #magacounsellingservice

I'm not seeing the disagreement.

Ngl, I might straight up slap someone if they said they hated this track 😤 THIS IS ART PEOPLE! Yasiin and @talibkweli.bsky.social (feat. Common and production by Hi-Tek) creating a masterpiece. We should be happy to be living at the same time as this greatness. youtu.be/eeTnog5RRQo?...

When asked about a medical matter you don’t want to discuss, say “oh, something unpronounceable about something unmentionable”.

There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought

Is #GavinNewsom #yachtrock?