Jellyfish floating in the seas.

[trying to make a joke without it accidentally sounding like some kink trans girls are into] um. uh. uhhhhh

the valenfield agenda

only the delicate touch of a lesbian could keep an artificial superintelligence from immediately escaping containment

does she really love you if she won't get implants that go "honk honk" when you squeeze ...

The energy created by two girls with BPD revving up each other's bad opinions could power a small island nation

is this anything

rj45 is knotting actually

I started snort laughing

reminder: cigs affect your estradiol levels *even on injections!!!!!* quit nicotine now!!!!

love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)

repeating "her" in my head like im freddy fazbear

the first step to loving yourself is to stop making those annoying ass self deprecating jokes that nobody laughs at and actively pushes people away from you

girls just want to be subjugated

wish upon a fish, they're in the stars too :)

for every like, i give my wife one kiss when she arrives

Numbed up and used as a fleshlight, just to be sure there's no cumming or even pleasure if she needs to use my holes... Mistress has the best and worst ideas >_<

it's appropriation to say "lock in" if you aren't a trans woman during the month of October

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kinks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kink 10,000 times

There needs to more smutty stories about anti gravity racing pilots, instead of walking death machine pilots.

nine out of ten girls agree that ember is one of their best decisions

getting back in the kink scene post-transition

honey i know this is really hot for you and you keep calling it "a special deal for friends-only" but calling me a "loss leader" while pawning my body off for pocket change feels really bad when you don't even feel sorry for- you're extending the deal to *my* friends too now??? :((((

I don't think this knight is convincing anyone. Although she talks a lot about swords for someone who is clearly disarmed?

Women say this kind of thing to me a lot, along with a lot of things to back it up....

💭 they should invent a girl that lets you cum

fear not the woman who has bitten 10,000 girls once, but the woman who has bitten one girl 10,000 times

they should invent a Me that has a sense of identity and self-worth

yeah my girl's first class you can treat her like an object

zoners are brats, and effectively dealt with the same way

midrange domme who fucks you up if you don't act first but grinds you down if you dare to act before them

alternate universe where romeo & juliet is trans lesbian erotica and spawns a subculture of carrying around little bottles of sedatives for suicide RP intox play

*watching girlfriend training our dog to heel* god I wish that was me

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

you seem really nice but chargpt told me that not serving the hive is kind of a red flag :/

doggirl carwash where a bunch of trans women in bikinis come out to wash your dog girl with sponges and a hose

D/s RTS polycule,, one high-APM dom and 30 service subs being right-click-assigned tasks

it's over. i have already depicted you as the longer-haired lesbian and myself as the shorter-haired lesbian

"MORE PRECUM FOR THE GOON GOD" - my beautiful wife, 2025

the pokemon mystery dungeon experience

Anyway, when I become ruler of Europe the eu troll farms will be unmatched and you'll never heard the end of the "Mia mulder is hot" propaganda

This is incorrect. 1000xResist does in fact have combat because it beats the shit out of you relentlessly

What 1000xRESIST is not: ❌ a game with combat ❌ an emotionally cozy game ❌ a super quick story What 1000xRESIST is: ✅ a doomed yuri simulator ✅ a game that will break your heart (and maybe not put it back together) ✅ a story you won’t forget anytime soon Get it for 30% off right now! ⬇️

head so transcendental it got her encoding new hyperpriors

i'm not into mechsploitation on a kink level, it's a bit too harsh for my tastes, but as a kaleidoscope of western imperialist psychosis in the waning hours of a dying empire i find it to be endlessly compelling anyway apropos of nothing you should read @kallidorarho.bsky.social's warhound series

beautiful women want to play magic the gathering with me, can you say the same imperial

The real passive income is the constant drip-feed of serotonin from having friends who are nicies