haskell: if you don't love me at my {shitty tooling} you don't deserve me at my {sick language features}

so you see, everything is hypnosis, and hypnosis is fighting games, so everything is also fighting games

you better believe i'm buying some fucking clothes tonight. bitch

i'm such a happy & spoiled girl ;-;

"move fast and break things" i can move extremely fast if you don't need it to work

haha hey user. sorry we broke things. it should reassure you that we're moving fast though

sweat is the arousal killer. you may also notice a bit of a conundrum here

currently preheating my oven to 425°F

shoutout to ibuprofen

top 2 uses of ~ number 2: flirting with lesbians GRAND PRIZE: notating a follow up or plinked input in fg notation

Intj prey-thing moments before being torn asunder: aha I have already calculated my own flavor profile. Might I suggest sodium chloride?

i do not have instincts. everything i do is extraordinarily well-thought-out

i fear the new guilty gear strive patch makes it like street fighter 6 in the sense that i feel bad for winning neutral because now i have to play the lamest riskiest most unrewarding offense imaginable

if your friend is too good at fighting games to have a fair matchup, just hypnotize them during the countdown. diana can attest this is an effective way to play granblue

me: yeah I guess no one cares about a fucktoy's internal state anyway diana: NOOOOO I'M NOT AN ABSTRACTION

the porn skill floor is crazy

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i want FEATUREFUL PROGRAMS with MINIMAL CONFIGURATION NEEDED that OPEN AND WORK EVERY TIME!!!!!

on a quest to become more violable

also the conclusion to every "wehh i don't understand xyz" post i've ever made is simply that Context Matters

wait a fucking minute. i can give MYSELF a handjob

do 1 thing that scares you every day, such as handing over an unsubtle amount of yuri manga to the bookstore cashier

first appointment with new endocrinologist. she asked me what my goals are for transition and i just stared at her

she keeps saying i'm mind controlled but i'm pretty sure if that were the case i'd... um. uhhh,

Nagisa #ブルアカ

i am sooo fucking fortunate

my prospects are looking good for this season's 'happiest girl ever' power rankings

as far as interviews go, i fear not the candidate that is 20% more skilled than i am, but rather the candidate that is 20% more enthusiastic about claude code

"functional-style" code means nothing in a language without postfix await

would you still love me if i was incompetent

girlfriend snapped a nice picture of my tits

Succubi are always portrayed as seductive, domineering demons who'll tempt you, milk you dry, and laugh all the while. I think they should be pathetic, needy. Sex junkies desperate for another hit. Can push them into doing anything, really. Put in the plug or starve, bitch. I'll just get a hooker.

(delusional) i could make digital art software that isn't shit

LOOK AT HERRRRR

to-do list for today, in order: - observe ramen friday - get groceries - enjoy pathfinder session

"code is ephemeral" you can dismiss anything as ephemeral if you simply stop giving a shit about it. this isn't enlightened

thankfully all of my interviews at this company have been with different people so no one can tell i've just been wearing the same outfit every time

tshirt that reads "i paused my orgasm to be here"

fighting game concept: granblue but it was not a 2 touch game

it's difficult to express how much more dire the situation has gotten since i made this post

from what i understand i experience three distinct types of arousal. types A & A2 both prompt an erection but no other physical symptoms typically associated w/ arousal. only type A enables pleasure/orgasm. A2 may happen on its own or as a "fail state" from A, necessitating a complete stop + reset

"that was a good orgasm; i should reward myself with a bit of an indulgent dinner" i think to myself, reaching levels of self-gratification previously thought to be impossible

i apologize wholeheartedly to those who have been unwittingly signed up for the diana orgasm push notification system

crying throwing up (i did not like my umamusume personality test result)

if we'd done memory play i think i'd remember that

a sort of comfy half-cropped sweater for a mere 8 canadian dollars (~0.15 USD). the best part? it's also slutty

No op trans woman (she spends a single cpu cycle doing nothing)

if i were a fruit i would be one of the high-hanging ones, that's for sure

clothes shyly moulted; bodylanguage, dialects of nervous shiver