really looking forward to soup again tonight and later this week

damn computer doing exactly what i told it to do

personally i could not care less about having earned old navy super cash if you're going to refer to me exclusively by the name in my billing information

$1000 of sex therapy vs $1 of kimi k2.6 tokens. who would win

extremely sold on "soup"

youtube algorithm has started recommending nothing but clips of 30-something vtubers with big tits. clearly it knows my tastes better than i do

i cannot fucking believe i look like this

宝塚記念デーなのでダンツフレームの絵をまとめました

do any live-aloners have strats for buying fresh produce?? it costs so much only to go bad before i can finish it unless i eat it for literally every meal. my fridge setup is pretty standard for the meta so i don't think that's the issue

announcing my retirement from the masturbation scene — at this point in my career i think i've gotten off to everything worth getting off to. thank you to everyone who has supported me, and i hope for your continued support in my future endeavours

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

i've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas. time to visit the marketplace

two-handing a burger with sparkly pink nails is some surprisingly powerful psychosexual imagery

holding such enlightened beliefs as "i've already met everybody i'll ever meet" and "something that has happened three times could not possibly happen a fourth time"

a domme has to resort to punishment because she can't beat her sub in the marketplace of ideas. smh

I am here to say that coding agents are not, in fact, good at generating TypeScript

my work computer password is the notation for a fighting game combo that has since been patched out of the game. every day i continue to grieve the loss of that particular conversion

just found out i hate waffles. heartbreaking

>"story about transfemininity" >look inside >wish fulfillment porn about being highly desirable with zero effort or discomfort

for the first 25 years of my life i never believed i could experience the kind of love i'm surrounded by now. i'm so very fortunate ;;

水着ノノミ

currently with two hot women who are discussing investments while im just sitting here with a fresh manicure and my tits out

heed my warning, fellow femmes: you can always be force-femmed further. apparently

diana is such a slut when she’s drunk

good little doll commission 💖 #oc

Horrifying concept: "optional-fem". Those subjected to it must choose to get on HRT on their own, remake their whole social facing persona, mannerisms, wardrobe, get new legal documents, without any help from anyone at all. No one will make them or do it for them. How terrifying.

(meets the most willfully ignorant person of all time) I Have to Make Them Understand

nix operating system. has anyone thought of this

brain reconfigured after having the two most intense orgasms of my life by far two hours apart

believe me i would love to work on some actually useful code actions for nixd but i fear i'll break out in hives if i write any more c++ in my lifetime

and lastly, dear sweet sex elf. who I am obligated to remind you has a PhD and a rich inner world

"dumb mind controlled little slut" #testimonials

got some chocolate muffins that just produce an obscene amount of tiny crumbs. they're smaller than regular muffin crumbs and the blast radius is somehow like a meter so i can't even eat them neatly over the sink. i'm baffled

fascinating erotic audio: the pov hires an escort and then starts trauma dumping to her while she's really trying (& failing) to get things back on track

many people forget just how hard the humble zoner player has to work to achieve anything in a modern fighting game.. it's sad....

at this point i feel so intensely gaslit by every piece of workout advice i've ever gotten; none of it has ever lined up with my actual lived experiences

it's so depressing trying to build anything on top of a significantly vibe-coded slop codebase, because i am essentially forced to metastasize the problem by vibe coding myself due to sheer complexity or outright deception

guilty gear strive to the polls

many complain about strive not upholding the core identity of guilty gear, but it has actually preserved some elements of the older titles. such as johnny & sol being lame ass characters

latest & most critical threat to workplace boymoding efforts: new guy asking me what fighting games i play

1000 blog posts and youtube videos about how wayland screen lockers are superior 0 wayland screen lockers that don't suck

friskarm comm for @thecfisher.bsky.social !

Haven’t drawn properly in a hot minute

probably the most insane post i've ever made

reading yuri manga is basically just trying to enjoy the <dozen chapters before they introduce a 3rd character who only exists to permanently decenter the original dynamic

omega strikers is such a sick fucking game if you have enough people to run in-house matches regularly

all the cheese from my mozzarella sticks leaked out onto the baking sheet so now i'm eating mozzarella *and* sticks

is it possible that words actually... carry meaning..?? oh dear....