doll girls are so silly. like "oh i identify with being a poseable plaything that anyone can do whatever they want to but you have to be soooo nice to me" are you stupid? shut up? open your legs?

sometimes i'm reminded that i am sexualized by people who don't even know me that well. they don't even know what they're working with. they're just making stuff up in their head and putting my face on it

does anyone know if they still make computer things that just work and also aren't shit

case in point: @ember.pet shared this YAML misbehavior she stumbled across with me the color field (which is meant to be a hex color code) is being interpreted as a number written in scientific notation because it's not quoted

a rule of thumb I use in a lot of places is: try to *seek positives* rather than *avoid negatives* It applies to lots of things in life like mental well-being, healthy relationships, and successful businesses

that ramen was better than what i imagine sex could be given two more years of nurturing my sexuality & pleasure. but now i'm also thinking about what ramen could become in those two years. exciting times ahead

doodle

women love my strange & prominent nose

lash tint, brow tint+wax, and new glasses all in the span of 24 hours. i do not recognize my own face

YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT scene 1 you have to ask for what you want to get what you want girl: [you have to ask for what you want to get what you wantfully] you have to ask for what you want to get what you want

hypnotically implanting an amnesia trigger in a girl so i can savescum dialogue with her

the c# compiler is an impressively incompetent & disappointing domme

(thinking about how to explain the typestate pattern to an american) imagine a burger with these invariants...

one day i will be able to wear a tight shirt or a dress and not be consumed by how much better they would look if my chest were flat

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love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)

enter: kotlin

it's tempting to mask because if people reject "you" they're only rejecting the mask and not really rejecting *you* but it's harmful because if you *never* live authentically then you can never really connect with other people and you never feel truly loved, seen, appreciated, or understood

so glad I can be learning Rust from the experts at Adobe, their beautiful elegant code is really an inspiration 😊

nothing makes me miss functional programming more than contending with the shit my coworkers dream up in imperative languages

basically just have my tits out at work today. world's worst boymoder

optician told me my pupils are very symmetrical. in case you needed another reason to fall in love with me

visceral hatred for json

Ancient formless Eldritch horror yearns for doe eyed adventurer haunted by unnamed guilt from their past. Can host.

developing a really bad habit of saying "whence" in regular conversation

2023🌊

when women look at my legs this prompt pops up

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"switch" is short for "submissive witch"

HEARTBREAKING: my advice is finally being valued at my job so now i'm in meetings all the time

THE TAURGIRL CHASER: it's like you're the best of both worlds

ember has indeed made me obsequious and her concubine, but it's important to remember that i'm many other things too. like her girlfriend's bitch

the concept of a touchscreen toaster is ontologically evil but it might just be too funny + on sale to pass up

me: okay so suppose, for argument's sake, that I *was* allowed to cum gabby: hahahaha if you start from a false assumption anything follows, dear

ran a lot of errands today and all of the retail staff everywhere i went were so lovely & nice to me. i could cry ;;

6 figures usd? that's like 8.4 figures cad :D

nine out of ten girls agree that ember is one of their best decisions

getting my underarms lasered was a fucking great decision oh my god

honey i know this is really hot for you and you keep calling it "a special deal for friends-only" but calling me a "loss leader" while pawning my body off for pocket change feels really bad when you don't even feel sorry for- you're extending the deal to *my* friends too now??? :((((

the way the "how intimidating are you" scale actually works is that you get the real value by adding 5 to one's self-assessment. then if it goes over 10 you wrap around

💭 google sheets edate.......

using "having to budget very strictly & predictably" as an opportunity to formulate my perfect diet

you accidentally lactate twice (TWICE!) in somewhat memorable ways and suddenly the cow jokes are just nonstop

i got a little too fluent in rot13, can we all start using rot14 instead for spoiler content. thank you

little bit of wisdom from silent hill f

If she's your girl, why is her training dummy my main in my color?

pleased to announce i am finally replacing my 5-year-old electric razor for which they stopped selling replacement blades a year after i bought it