(piano covers of pop songs playing over department store speakers) "kinda rough takes they chose for these recordings, weird" (turn corner, see live pianist)

the woman (very much asleep) whose bed i am in insists on holding me by the hips and pressing herself (very much erect) against my ass. surprising amount of force behind it too

fucked up thing: spending time irl with trans women that don't mistreat me has actually made me wish i had local trans women friends

blog post about indie web / personal sites suggests that i "delight that [i'm] not beholden to the same standards of quality and rigorous testing that [i am] at work". i WISH i was allowed to give a shit about quality at work

all sweeping generalizations are bad, actually

#BigLoveFromUltraDeepSpace #yuri

in 2026 i will become software. no body

yuri is reading the dustloop page for each other's characters

no matter what has happened in my past or what will happen in my future, please know that my life has been a prevailingly happy one

i'm 2 for 2 this week on getting a woman into blazblue and then swallowing her cum

worshipping a zoner's big normals >>>>>

being in a cage is the truest litmus test of whether a girl is a domme or a sub. nestling into some sort of crevice or enclosure is prey animal behaviour. it's livestock behaviour

I love legs your honour

nair day

just found out i have to eat 2 pounds of strawberries today

also blows my mind every time i remember they made a fighting game character for whom spacing & positioning is just. not a concept. it's insane

i don't think i've seen a fighting game that manages to make strike-throw interesting without FD/barrier. shoutout to FD/barrier

you think death is enough to qualify as a "bad end" these days? have you seen the things people are writing on here??

(was not on the topic) while i'm on the topic

seems to be the case that the one (1) sex therapist in my city works exclusively with sex offenders. i'm not really willing to commit a crime just to get in so i guess i'll find something remote

masturbation from first principles

#hsr #honkaistarrail #evermarch #evernight #march7th

i think i've narrowed this down to: • involves me (incl. as self-insert) → emotional arousal, but no physical • doesn't involve me → physical arousal, but no emotional

everyone wants to join vc to see the way i eat carrots (bunnylike, apparently)

gender affirming parking job

exhibitionism falls squarely into the category of "things i wish i could get excited by" on account of having zero sexual association w/ my body and thus zero shame about showing it to people. (many are calling me a slut for this)

the best exhibitionist is constantly scrambling to try to preserve her dignity, hands clutched over her chest and crotch, tears in her eyes

compile-time verifiable burger....

having muscle sucks. having no muscle sucks. can't win

my hair has a tendency to look perfect only on days where i'm wearing men's clothes

you're at risk of losing your switch card.. let's see some domme credentials

asking the audience here. what makes something an arousing visual stimulus to you? what goes through your head? what do you do with it

(barely halfawake, lithearching nestle into bodyheat refuge,)

it sounds fine on my machine. i hate mixing

i'm SO glad i upgraded my chatbot to support DMing me

All happy relationships are alike; each unhappy relationship is unhappy in its own way

pleased to announce that i will probably finish my music project tomorrow (the deadline) after weeks of being stressed and not having a good time about it

transfem mermaids in love 🌈 [ #art #nsfw ]

recording softcore porn is all fun & games until the next morning when you realize it was not just a fun innocent video to send to all your friends but was, in fact, softcore porn

boot up fighting game. play against one of Those characters. boot up different fighting game. play against one of Those characters. go back to working what i'm supposed to be working on

my tits are really good all of a sudden. wow

the noncon doll has given you a distressing smile to the suggestion that it is the victim in this arrangement

one girl's content warning is another girl's browsable tag

haskell using `!!` for list indexing appropriately expresses my apprehension for list indexing

in a hypnosis chatroom. sent "NICE TITS" as a cold open to the wrong person. thankfully the recipient happened to be such a pathetic spineless sub that this ended up being a powerful form of rizz

kind of over the whole masturbating thing now. tbh.

disappointing. complete fumble. what are we doinggg