Just a word of thanks to our fantastic media. Despite my racist bullying at school, having a senior colleague imprisoned for being a traitor, breaking the MP’s Code Of Conduct 17 times, my dodgy house purchase and even being in the Epstein Files, nobody is demanding I resign!

They were brilliant. #NewFavouriteBand

Board of Peace - Season 1

They claim they’re putting personal ambition aside and defecting to Reform to help fix the country. To stop that pisstaking farce, they should be made to hold by-elections in their constituencies and let the voters decide if that’s ok with them. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Packed room for a brilliant @ttssfu.bsky.social show last night on the main stage. We hope Tasmin now knows where Bedford is… 😉

First gig of the year last night, @bedfordesquires.bsky.social and the brilliant @ttssfu.bsky.social . Such a great sound and performance. Also decent support acts. Ugly Ozo is going places I am sure. Also liked Kate Gore and the Screamers.

She must have had one of them sneaky sideways-moving cars, since the murdering scumbag shot her twice through the SIDE window.

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.

Just seen the brilliant @watsoncomedian.bsky.social in Bedford. Cat believe it was 2 years ago that he was last in Bedford. (Actually met Mark years ago at an awards event not meat related). Could watch him every week. Can't because I am busy and have other stuff to do.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

🚨 BREAKING: The Jeffrey Epstein scandal is officially over. 👇🏻 Please watch and share this latest report from #BrokenNews using the hashtag #BrokenNews. youtu.be/DAmF-n31N2I?...

Once more a brilliant night at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social seeing gans and Ellis:D as support. Both had so much energy, have just preorderd the new gans album. Have been listening to the Ellis.D EP this afternoon. Nice to chat to both after as well.

Cracking game, even better result. Enjoyed that. #Lions

The absolute legend that is @cmatbaby.bsky.social Last night’s show will live long in the memory of everyone who was lucky enough to get tickets….

Unsurprisingly @cmatbaby.bsky.social was brilliant last night at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social . Jealous of everyone seeing her on Friday at Glastonbury, it will be one hell of a show!

After last night's gig at Esquires I can't believe I forgot to post about seeing @cvcband.bsky.social back in April. They are so good, absolutely brilliant live. Also the support band #RollingThunder were excellent. Looking forward to the new CVC album and catching them on the TV at Glastonbury.

Was at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social last night to see a Killers tribute band called The Fillers. Fun night had by all.

Absolute legend.

*burps* “Uurgh that brisket ain’t sittin’ right”

Was a great night. 👏👏

45 years ago today In memory of Ian Curtis, who suffered from both epilepsy and depression, took his life on May 18, 1980, on the eve of Joy Division's first North American tour, and just before the release of their second album 📸 Kevin Cummins #postpunk #joydivision #iancurtis #punkrockhistory

This time last week I completed my 20th marathon in a time of 3.55.02. Another great event by #MiltonKeynesMarathon. Weather was good, not too hot, that helped with the time. ##ukrunchat #runr

Last night at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social seeing Man/Woman/Chainsaw who were excellent, now in queue for RSD. Back to Esquires tonight for CVC.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Finished the Brighton Marathon yesterday in 4 hours 9 minutes. Pleased with that as training wasn't great the last 6 weeks or so. Felt really good up to about mile 19. Something to build on. Was well organised and great event. Bit warm though! #MedalMonday #runr #ukrunchat #BrightonMarathon

Interviewing Andrew Tate and Laurence Fox

Yesterday's marathon was hard work, throat was very sore and meant taking on water was difficult. Didn't feel great, but took it easy with lots of walking. Finished in 4hrs 29 minutes.

Attempting marathon number 18 this morning. Training was going well and on track for a pb attempt. However, have picked up this flu/cold/sore throat thing. Body already aches and I haven't even started yet! Will see how it goes. ##ukrunchat #marathon

Was a brilliant night, can't wait for the new album.

Great result yesterday, not the best game but was entertaining! About time we got a win against Fulham. I guess that made up for the 7 hours in the car. #BHAFC

Was also at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social on Sunday for a very special acoustic set from @andybebop.bsky.social . As an ex-band mate of his might say, it was biblical. Nice to have a quick chat with him afterwards.

Last Wednesday was at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social for a gig seeing She Drew The Gun. Very impressive, and loved the spoken word dialogue.

It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.

BBC News - Gene Hackman and his wife found dead at their home www.bbc.com/news/article...

The Art of the Deal - a big fat MAGA wank. youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

Tickets booked for Bedford! Was so good last year.

Fun night at @bedfordesquires.bsky.social yesterday. DJ Yoda in the mix, 80s special, with videos, TV, and film clips! So many classics.

Kaoru Mitoma ballon d'or #bhafc

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump Plane Crash Fact Check

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** whisper ** Actually enjoying the coverage on ITV4. #BHAFC

Elon Musk preparing for his inauguration speech youtube.com/shorts/An0PR...

Sad news about Tony, loved him in Whose Line Is It Anyway? Brilliant comic timing and so much enthusiasm. Watched a doc about him a few years back, he certainly had a tough time. BBC News - Comedian and actor Tony Slattery dies aged 65 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Solly March! Get in. #BHAFC

On this day in 2016, David Bowie died at the age 69. His unexpected and poignant final album, "Blackstar," released shortly before his passing, served as a powerful farewell from an artist who had always pushed creative boundaries.

-Yes I'd like to solve the puzzle