me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

donald trump is incredibly stupid, but he believes you are much stupider

Barring a late comeback, it looks like an Albion win next weekend will see us overtake Chelsea in the table. (Apologies in advance for jinxing things)

Wieffer again olé olé

We're certainly getting back that luck we are long overdue with VAR today #bhafc

Wieffer again olé olé

Things I have seen in the rubble of Israeli airstrikes in Lebanon in the past week. More here: www.instagram.com/p/DW9f6buDhW...

BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)

“I’m different” Says Zack… Yet he hasn’t got the full story as no decision has been made, but that doesn’t sound as good as “bought and paid for”.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Kaoruuuuu!

Have people forgotten De Zerbi's comments about Mason Greenwood, or do they just think he was right to play down physical abuse towards a female because Greenwood is a 'good guy'? #bhafc

The tragic irony of the last few years is that, had the USG given Ukraine only a fraction of the weapons that they have expended against Iran in a few weeks (Patriots, Tomahawks, etc), Ukraine would have won, oil prices would not be skyrocketing and the US would be more secure.

Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011

Lucky escape.

Credit Minteh and Hurzeler for not making a change at half time too. Minteh was brilliant second half, and for the first time this season, Kaoru Mitoma looked like Kaoru Mitoma #bhafc

JPvH, Milner, Ferdi, Minteh and Welbz, take a bow #bhafc

He's saying this at the same time they're reportedly deploying 2,500 Marines to the Straits of Hormuz to try and take Kharg Island, so I'm inclined to interpret this as another instance of hiw spurting out bullshit to try and calm the markets because other people aren't real to him but numbers are.

NEW: This new report, from BBC, is the best takedown of the insanity of Trump you will see anywhere. Calm, coherent and repeating only Trump’s own words. Devastating. Brilliant work once again from Roz Atkins. (🎥 BBC News)

Jason Steele 😍 #bhafc

Quite the finish from Minteh.. #bhafc

📝 Jack Hinshelwood signs new deal 💎 Manchester City tracking Diego Gómez ❗️ Daniel Farke calls out Facundo Buonanotte Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC Link below👇 wanderingseagull.substack.com/p/hinshelwoo...

How it started / how it's going

Spurs could actually go down couldn't they.

Decent performance all round. Missed our only real chances early on. Georginio the only poor one out the lot. Could have played for another without creating a decent chance. No idea what happened with the goal? Shame as would have been good to have played longer without them parking the bus #bhafc

Surprisingly looking forward to the game considering we will likely lose. Relegation worry has eased (for now) so bit of a free hit, likely to have Babis/Baleba starting and all the unexpected glory or rubbish they may produce as well as a bit of a wind up of Arsenal about their set pieces #bhafc

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

Barring one nervy injury time passage of play that was pretty comfortable, should have killed it off first half but that's safety confirmed and hopefully an end to the season like last year #bhafc

Long time to go but it's the most dangerous and creative we've looked for ages. Mitoma should have got the third and game over #bhafc

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

Chaser. bsky.app/profile/sola...

There is always a tweet.

Massive win against a great team. Thought we were being too negative with the line up but it shows what happens if we actually finish the chances we create. So pleased Milner got his record with a win and a MOTM performance, would have been awful for everyone if it came in a defeat #bhafc

Ferdi should shoot more often, he's capable of hitting some beauties #bhafc

RDZ has left Marseille. Guessing he'll go back to Italy rather than the Premier League now. Will be plenty of Albion fans begging from him to return to the Amex. No chance Bloom would go for it but even so, surely no way he'd last more than a season or two again.

Lewis Dunk as our striker in injury time 🤦‍♂️ #bhafc

That second half was inexcusable. Waiting to concede before taking Howell and Georgi off. And Baleba off that early? Madness. Thought the hostility would be worse than it was, but half crowd was already at Brighton station #bhafc

Every single aspect of “hunting” is animal exploitation and abuse. Scum the lot of them

Surprised by this. Central midfield is probably our strongest position by depth isn't it? #bhafc

Everyone will blame Milner but there were about 4 individual mistakes in the build up to the goal. No idea where 6 minutes came from either. Stupid game #bhafc

This is terrific on VAR www.northstandchat.com/thedailyseag... #bhafc

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit