FACT OF THE DAY. 1 March 1978. The coffin containing the corpse of Charlie Chaplin was stolen from a cemetery in the Swiss village of Corsier-sur-Vevey. A ransom of $600,000 was demanded, but not paid. The coffin was found on 17 May 1978 and 2 men: Roman Wardas and Gantscho Ganev were convicted.

I see we finally took Kasper out the back and shot him

Today marks the first day of meteorological spring 🌷 March has arrived, and with it comes longer, lighter days. Over the next few weeks most of us will enjoy around two extra hours of daylight ☀️

Paul asked us to wait to publish this until he was out of Cuba and safe from harm Well, he’s safe from harm now forever, god love him

This is Buddy. He does hydrotherapy to stay strong and live forever as all good boys should. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: doggiesbeautysalon)

Unsurprisingly its almost fucking impossible to follow what's real and what's not in this war. Social media is fucking dripping in fake reports, fake videos, fake images. It's a fucking nightmare.

Did I ever mention that I've had a blog for years about the beauty in corrosion that I (too) occasionally update? All photos from different iPhones I've owned over the years. www.tumblr.com/asweetcorros...

Nearly 1 in 5 cancers is classified as rare. Boost your awareness today, on Rare Disease Day, with the resources in our cancer care subject guide. Access the guide 👉 https://bit.ly/43AB4V3 #RareDiseaseDay

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see. He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work. Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work. www.mathew-owen.co.uk

💜 Turn It Purple is now year-round. Formerly a November campaign, it’s now a permanent way to raise awareness, share symptoms and help drive earlier diagnosis of pancreatic cancer. 👉 Get involved: bit.ly/4nSftRz

Channel 4 News inexplicably create an AI generated film to underpin their story about Anthropic. Just fucking look at the state of the clock?!?

🤣 reached the point where the teens are ignoring you and pretending there isn’t a drunk mammy in their life

When you’re on holiday and your teens are messaging asking wtaf you’re doing having a 4th margarita in the afternoon 🤣 I’m not old enough to be parented by my children

Seriously, Jake Paul lost with more dignity than this

A couple of stories I heard about Gordon Brown on Armando Iannucci podcast yesterday. Click on text to open out fully.

This is the front cover of the new edition of @thelancet.com (thanks to @profstevegriffin.bsky.social for sharing) #HealthPolicy #Science 🧪🧵

Out of all the things, music is my favourite thing.

Haughey: “And I’ve got an idea, I’m going to get a Celtic legend to front it, and I’m not going to confirm at the moment, but I’ve got that done. “And then over the next few weeks, there’ll be more and more details about how people can become part of this."

Got to say Benidorm you are everything I imagined and worse 🙈

Our Google Home hub does not like my wife's voice. Whatever music she asks it to play, it ends up playing her the same song - namely Why Do You Only Call Me When You're High by Arctic Monkeys

Last time out on the road, Sproston Green live at the Barrowlands

My brother in law was just talking about this. Anyone any more info? What is the reality of £10mill in shares?

Every single club in the League is the same. When your only concern is money, marketing a product globally, controlling everything then of course the culture declines. The best atmospheres in the UK are in Scotland because the GB & others fight for their history.

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Just cannot believe how Stormzy is now. And I get to see him on Sunday in his new home!!!

The next instalment of the build up to Scotland’s latest appearance at a World Cup, @krys.kujawa.co.uk goes through 1962 to 1964 where Scotland were the only home nation not to be involved with Euro ‘64 - by choice! YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/y5PBM... TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/ZNR5G1X7c/

I am glad I now know this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Cute analogy, if entirely incorrect. Oh and the app this kid has 'created' appears to be a shell for another one, and it's *very* interested in scraping personal details from the computers of unsuspecting students.

Real life stories often prompt folk to think about their own symptoms and push for tests #PancreaticCancer

It is getting hard to stomach the spiel from University leaders about the need to cut costs, make difficult choices, be more sustainable, etc. while they get richer. Don't talk to us about hard times & regrettable job cuts while you take a big pay rises & appoint more senior managers eh?

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

I may be biased but I think our little retirement village is one of the most special and peaceful places on earth

If 'tic inclined, really worth tuning in here to get a clear and concise summary of the recent meeting between the fans collective and the board from @pault1888.bsky.social he really does do an excellent job of articulating that whats happening is not the work of merely ultras and agitators.

Why does the media refer to alleged rapist Russell Brand as a comedian and actor? The creepy fucker hasn't been funny for decades and the only acting he's done recently is pretending to be a Christian

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

This week's episode is live and there's a distinct absence of cheeriness and optimism. There's a first hand account from the board and the steering group meeting. We're sure you'll find it interesting but again it's cheeriness-free pod.link/1781046320

Lots of Lanegan here tonight, and I've watched this regularly over the last 10 years or so. Reaching For The Moon still gives me the shivers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKz...

From Saturday Night Theatre - Murder For Pleasure, December 1983. Alan Rickman in Patrick Hamilton's "Rope". Aired yesterday on 4 Extra. Available to listen here. Wow. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

Imagine being amongst a clump of cunts you’re the one given the nickname The Cunt.

"Mental health nursing is relational, skilled, and deeply human work." This #MHNursesDay, Professional Lead for Mental Health Amber O’Brien reflects on how this vital specialism is reclaiming its voice. Read her blog: https://bit.ly/4rZjHrZ

My boy bought me flowers as I’m still no well. He’s a good lad 😊

Celtic TV have stuck out a "ten best Artur Boruc saves" video this morning. As if we needed reminding of when we had a good goalkeeper.

It must be fucking soul destroying for the folk giving up time and energy in the collective to see the constant forelock tugging whenever anything is done Don't sing Don't bring banners Don't delay entry Don't stage walk out Don't throw balls on the pitch Don't boycott merch

Sad news. RIP McSteamy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...