Surely, somewhere in a room, a corridor or a frenzied group chat, people of power in the US are debating if today might be the day to do something about their Trump problem.

😂😂 our managerial genius picked the keeper that wasnt on international duty because he looked better in training.

I mean, surely that was the definition of high feet.

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Lutz Pfannenstiel. If the appointment of Robinson was not his call, then his position has already been undermined and he should go. If the appointment of Robinson was his call, then he needs to go. There's no good outcome as far as his reputation is concerned in this situation.

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Free header 7 or 8 yards out and not even troubling the keeper.

Anyone still want to challenge my dislike around the appointment of Stephen Robinson?

We are so fucked when this new manager bounce wears off.

You keep making 4 or 5 changes to the starting line up, fuck around with the positions etc then you end up with exactly what we have at the moment. A disjointed group of individuals who dont know where anyone is, what they're doing or where they are supposed to do.

Not sure my blood pressure will stand another 80 minutes of this pish, let alone 3 fucking years of it.

Fuck me, is he on a bonus for every player he uses.

See...a Stephen Robinson article without me slagging him off and calling him a useless prick. Saving it for 5pm tomorrow.

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Another polish a turd article from the journals. That still won't make him a decent, attack minded coach though.

Why do these all sound like gay slurs

Absolutely fucking weirdos.

An outstanding track. Very much looking forward to the album.

Storm Dave 😂

That's more like it. Missed it this year, but my neighbour is in for a shock when he wakes up on April 1st next year 😂😂

Didn't have Yellow Fever top up jab to stay safe in Aberdeen on my list of things to do this year.

What happened to the good old honest April Fools pranks like itching powder in your mum's bra, balancing cushions on a half open door, exploding fags? On an unrelated note i'm away to clean up a puddle of my loons piss and remove that clingfilm from the chunty.

We’re just innocent men

At least I'll go to bed tonight knowing Gattuso is going to be having a really shite night

Every time another of these factual out comes if Brexit is published, you just have to shake tour head and wonder if there has ever been policy with such potential ability to destroy the entire nation, been a) heralded by so many obnoxious twats and b) actually been given to the public to vote on.

Celebrities of Scotland: Hercules the Bear at the Loch Lomond Bear Park Festival with Pete Shelley of Buzzcocks, Lee Brilleaux of Dr Feelgood and The Stranglers' Hugh Cornwell. (1979)

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Tell you what, I think Michael O'Neil needs to step down as N.Ireland boss and I know just the right guy to take over in the Summer

Fair play to Craig Bellamy. Why take your notes down in one boring colour when you can give yourself the choice of 4

It's about time cheats got hammered with decent, prohibitive suspensions. But the fact that VAR just ignored it is astounding. Hopefully the VAR officials in charge also faced some kind of censure www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

No, must resist and plays on certain words here

Desperately trying to put some positive spin onto this currently disastrous appointment.

COYR At last, a positive to take from a dismal season.

30 year old defender being linked. Guess that's where we're at. Interestingly, his uncle is Ricky Gillies.

I wish nothing but the absolute worst to Ipswich Town and every utterly contemptible fucker that approved this . There's no such thing as bad publicity, unless you're seen to be trying to normalise racism.

We all know that pathological liar trump is talking out of his shite smeared skittery arse, but in this instance, can everyone just sagely nod away, give him the "win" and hope this pointless war thing is put to bed.

No, they're not horses, because if they were, half of them would be dog food by now.

Whaaaat.... You mean he's talking shite again? No way.

Robinson will take us down. Get him to fuck now

Just gave the car a good wash, so fully expect a loose boweled bastarding seagull to fly over within the next hour

Since everyone else is at it

Yeah...this is what I was kind of worried would happen

Oh, hud me back

Massive news,apparently they're closing Ibrox

Oh... I know a few folk with tickets for Manchester tomorrow. More volatile than an Oasis reunion 😂 - assuming that somebody's had a fall out of course.

Yaaas, eldest loon has finally risen from his scratcher and promptly thrown up in the bath, because the extra steps to the adjacent shitter were just too many for him. 😂

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There are some many things I would like to say, but I would probably be added to at least 3 watch lists if I did. What an absolute fucking idiot.

At the risk of sounding negative, that was exactly what I expected from a Stephen Robinson Aberdeen. Here's to three years of that shite.