Imagine describing a wee bit of handbags as "really ugly" Absolute nonsense on TNT Sports. Get a grip.

Goalkeeping scenes at the "whatever Everton's new ground is called"

Really enjoy listening to Deb Grant and ideally, she would be on mornings instead of grimshaw. No criticism of her, but Huey on a Saturday morning offered something different from the weekday schedule. It's a huge hole to fill. Dinnae get me started on Afrodeutshe's subdued pish earlier.

It’s Eoin Jess’ birthday today, so here he is activating the launch codes… and detonating. What a fucking hit, son.

I guess he'll be known as The James McFadden going forward.

Liking this guys vibe but fully expect to see him being publicly arrested by masked goons in the next day or so.

for old times sake #noseflags

Ah well, I watched 40 minutes more than I thought I would.

We’re just normal men

Scottish football is peaking this season. It's almost as if they expect this one to be the last ever season and clubs are just trying to out do each other.

Many thanks to the celtic board for taking the focus away from our managerial hunt. 33 days in charge, that really does eclipse any fuck ups we've made in the past 😂

Walking the dog was like a polar expedition. Brutal

As an antidote to the weekends mediocrity, here's a daft bastard enjoying the shitey white stuff

Not sure what im looking forward to the least...every shite third rate pundit and red top hack having their say on who our next manager should be, or the days of endless teams meetings starting with the obligatory round of faux "happy new year" greetings.

I do hope that we dont get any cringeworth Disco Dave tearful interviews about having to sack Jimmy.

The statements from both club and JT are well worded and show, what appears to be a level of respect from both sides. The appointment of JT was a good one, it just fizzled out really quickly. This time we have somebody with a footballing background and outlook to lead the search. In Lutz we trust.

Sadly inevitable. After the blistering start to last season, it looked like an inspired appointment, but turned to shit so quickly.

Awful, Awful football. They deserve to be stranded in a snowdrift tonight after serving up that shite.

Really hoping there's some kind of family emergency around 8pm on Tuesday, just incase im stupid enough to consider watching the game.

Dundee derby, live on Sky at 3pm on a Saturday. Hope that doesnt impact the crowd at Brighton v Burnley

Just seen the glasgow derby score. I assume celtic will be looking for a new manager after that.

Was out with the dog earlier and was passed by a boy skiing down towards Midstocket. Fair enough, but there's no tow back up. Makes we wonder is he on a one way trip, walking back up to the drive to have a second shottie or getting the bus back up the hill?

“Hey! I got one! I got one!”

Have we signed anyone yet?

We were sent an election leaflet from Reform on Tuesday. It came with a stream of horrible xenophobia - and a pre-paid envelope. We’ve replied with a message: “Never contact us again”. That way, Reform has to pay the postage. Please share and share again!

Just incase US immigration decide to only look at 2026 scial media, Trumps a kiddie fiddling cunt.

Absolute clowns. Just no excuse for being so under prepared and putting others lives at risk.

We received a couple of mailshots in the post today from those Reform wankers. Bottom of the envelope has the printers address, which is where they'll be returned to. If, as I have done, I score out the prepaid frank on the envelope, will they be charged for me returning the items?

Bologna recalling Karlsson would be a bit of a get out of jail at this point. Mitov pulling a hammy in training wouldn't be a bad thing either. Selling Nisbet and taking him back on loan would be an idea because loan Nisbet > permanent Nisbet.

The shaded area is our idea of attacking the opposition. Why ping it into the box when you can dick about in the red area with several close passes, resulting in either getting closed down or being caught offside. Absolutely unforgivable shite

Utter pish, but still struggling to see the offside for Nisbets goal, even with the lines that were drawn.

Oh fuck off Mitov

Those second half is fucking brutal

Hadnt realised Chevvy Chase was a weedgie.

Fair play to Calvin Ramsey, clearly been practicing his darts rather than just moping around Liverpool while he's not getting a game.

Sometimes, anecdotes are best left unsaid.

Anderson Wattimena. Wow.

The biggest thing we need to do this transfer window is decide whether we're sticking with 3 at the back or go back to the 4. We dont have a squad to play the current set up, so we either recruit to fit the current shape or shore things up in defence and go back to a conventional back 4.

Fuck me. Devlin again. How the fuck are we losing this.

Putting your Christmas lights on after Christmas just seems wrong. A sad reminder of the day that has passed by.

The Epstien file data releases must be really starting to hit home. Child rapist in chief is bombing Africa as cover.

Not trying to be a grinch, but people you barely know shouting Merry Christmas accross the street at you in that cheesy Hallmark movie type way as you're walking the dog can absolutely get to fuck.

The only course of action is to deport him to Clacton. That's where all the white sex pests and criminals should be forced to go, just to keep the locals feeling at ease.

We’re just normal men

Can we now agree that if Hearts fans promise not to be annoying, obnoxious pricks then we'll be OK with them winning the league?

Got to love the "randomness"of British Airways giving you a middle seat just because you dont need to check in baggage and have a cheaper ticket, despite the fact there's plenty of aisle and window seats available. No bother pricks, just dont expect me to board until the very last minute.

Not bad going. 5 of the 6 teams we played made the top 8. Now, there is 2 ways to look at it, we had the draw from hell, or they're only up there because we're shite.

Michael Stewart really is a tiresome cunt

White top, red shorts. I quite like that.