OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Mum: You're going to grandma's today. Little Red Riding Hood: Cool! She's got a Playstation and lets me... Mum: No, grandma who lives in the woods. LRRH: Oh, fuck.

The end credits scene in the most recent episode of Invincible was very good.

Want to feel old? If Austin Powers was made today, the main character would be unfrozen in 2026.

post a picture of yourself as a doctor

I'll vote for whichever party promises they'll ban all adaptations and interpretations of Paddington fucking Bear.

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

I know Starmer is too financially compromised to condemn or even criticise the Israeli government's actions. But surely he can at least *question* what they've been doing the last 3 years?

Look it’s either this or a cruel unfair system of taxation where Jeff Bezos goes from having 419 billion dollars to 417 billion dollars

We didn't deserve this day.

I know Michael Connolly books aren't exactly high-brown classics, but a Richard Osman quote on the front. 🤢

Mad hearing the BBC finally using the word "genocide", a few years too late.

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

Daredevil, Invincible, The Boys and soon Reacher is just excellent content for 2026.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Gave up alcohol for Lent. The boy gave up chocolate. We are both planning on over-indulging tomorrow to make up for the very long 46 days. Keg of Löwenbräu locked and loaded in the machine.

Have just been struck by how middle-aged I am as I'm currently on a live chat with Sainsbury's because someone has stolen my Nectar points.

Very much enjoyed hearing @pierrenovellie.bsky.social mentioning Strong Bad emails on BudPod.

Invincible is a very, very good TV show.

We done a "try curling" day today with the kids and it was brilliant. Wife had the final throw (the hammer) and hit a fantastic shot to win it against some other family we were drawn against.

Up to book 8, which means it's time to tuck into this belter and meet so many great characters for the first time again.

Mark Rutte has managed to be on the wrong side of pretty much everything for his entire political career. This should not come as a surprise.

Celtic make so many average teams look world class. An abysmal collection of players who don't look like they've managed to understand the instructions from the many, many coaches they've had this season.

Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

We've completely forgotten how to rugby.

Watched the sequel to this the other night. Also enjoyable but more silly. Laughed out loud many times throughout the final half hour.

I've said it before, but I don't know why 6 Music insists on trying to play classic Wu-Tang in the morning. The radio edits are so brutal it's jarring to listen to.

Fair play to the government for not just taking the initial L. Sometimes, if you really believe in a genocide, you have to show you're willing to fight for it.

What are we all raging about today?

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Dunno, feels like Primark's Iron Maiden range could've done with a quick check.

You don't hear the word "islamophobia" on the news much.

I wonder if there are many people who are members of both the @scottishgreens.org and @greenparty.org.uk

It's nice the human rights lawyer was concerned about the legality of this war but then decided to just support it anyway.

Watched 'Sisu' (2023) last night. Very decent. Imagine if John Wick was a gold prospector in Lapland towards the end of WWII.

Insider trading on bombing schools is a new low. There are no gulags big enough to hold the number of people we need to throw in them.

No, the Iranian government is not in fact doing this; they are in fact mass murderers who slaughtered tens of thousands of their own citizens for peacefully protesting. I promise you can oppose this illegal, unprovoked war without making the Iranian government into the good guys.

Jumped over to the hellsite out of morbid curiosity and I see the blueticks are peddling their "human shield" patter again.

Honestly man, get this Netanyahu stooge out of office now.

How long are we giving it before Farage manages to goad Starmer into attacking Iran?

Laughed out loud on the train listening to 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' earlier today. That ending, so good.

The Left is alive and well, all you have to do is give us a party we can actually vote for!

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.