Cramming a month’s worth work into a week. Possibly headed for the most “Lemon, it’s Wednesday” imaginable.

Chicagoans of a certain age have lost a legendary drinking buddy. Trader Todd’s forever. RIP

Jason Collins is exactly the sort of person I think of when I lament the good ones we've lost while the bad ones seem to go on forever. The key, I guess, is to never forget the lessons and example of the good ones no matter how much the bastards try to bring people down. Rest in peace Jason Collins

Well at least I know where it is now. www.maptap.gg May 11 97🔥 98🎯 96🔥 25😭 90🌟 Final score: 732

I am invincible.

It’s my favorite weekend of the year. Got my annual physical this morning so it’s 48-72 hours of “Nothing Fucking Matters Anymore” until the bloodwork comes back. Might eat a whole roasted foie lobe for dinner. Poêlè that bad boy in rendered duck fat.

Hopped on a FaceTime with The Boy and first thing out of his mouth is “Nice shirt you look like Grandpa” I dropped like a sniper took me out.

The Allegations remain undefeated.

Casablanca Star Wars Goodfellas Saving Private Ryan Die Hard The Godfather The Right Stuff Jackie Brown The Wizard of Oz Blazing Saddles Paths of Glory Heat Beverly Hills Cop Big Night Seven Samurai

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only — Justified The Shield Deadwood No Reservations The Sopranos Breaking Bad Cheers Fraiser The A Team Magnum PI The Wire The West Wing Parks and Rec Colbert Report Larry Sanders

Need someone to lay the “Look at Mills!” call over Golden Tempo sprinting down from the outside.

Flew too close to the sun. www.maptap.gg May 2 97🔥 100🎯 94🏅 95🏅 46😟 Final score: 808

Gas in my fairly rural part of Illinois hit 5 bucks a gallon today. Curious to hear how the locals blame it on Joe Brandon.

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Michigan made quick and dirty work of my Wildcats in the Final Four and yet…dare I say…Go Blue.

Donation No 2. Is it a dollar (plus fees) for each of Tedy Bruschi’s 52 career sacks? Or a reminder of the current 52-45-1 record against Tempe Normal? Who’s to say? Bear Down. Run the damn ball. Things of that nature. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

I’m on the board this week to honor @normcharlatan.bsky.social. This is $27.73 plus fees for the night Arizona’s Michael Dickerson (FEDERAL WAY!) hung 27-7-3 on his hometown UW Huskies in 1997. More to come… @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I don’t know Norm personally. But I wish I knew 50 Norms personally. A king.

Dear NBA, I KNOW it is all about the money and you don’t care about our convenience, but this having to use 3 different streaming services to watch playoff games each night is, (and I say this with all the love I can for the game,) complete horseshit.

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

www.maptap.gg April 17 97🔥 99🎯 91👑 93🏆 98🎯 Final score: 951

What’s with the Footy Scran-ass Navy chow?

Anything less than a hundo on that first one wouldve been embarrassing www.maptap.gg April 11 100🎯 98🔥 95🏅 62🫢 97🔥 Final score: 865

I travel internationally and think it’s cool when I get home and go “man I was in another country today”. These MFers were in outer space two hours ago.

Well. That was legitimately one of the most exhilarating moments of my lifetime. #artemis

Starting to think this might be Rory’s week.

Masters Outcomes Wish List: 1. JRose hits them with the “2014 Spurs rebound to win the title” maneuver. 2. Rory Goes Back To Back 3. One or both of them puts Reed through a table on 18.

www.maptap.gg April 10 97🔥 99🎯 93🏆 94🏅 98🔥 Final score: 958

Coulda been worse I guess www.maptap.gg April 9 95🏅 97🔥 80✨ 88🎉 86🎓 Final score: 874

I should have done better in college. www.maptap.gg April 8 99🎯 97🔥 96🔥 99🎯 97🔥 Final score: 976

It’s been about 45 mins now…have we figured out yet how many people placed a bunch of oil bets just before Trump extended the deadline?

I didn't know anything about the Artemis II astronauts a week ago and now I would fight my way into Hell for any of them.

There’s really only one thing that will make me feel better tonight. So hopefully It Happens.

Texted with The Boy. The vibes have cratered in Tucson. The vibes lost two tires, caught fire and veered into oncoming traffic.

I was in the house when Utah dismantled Arizona in ‘98. I’ve seen this movie before.

I’ve seen enough.

Arizona fans watching UConn-Illinois knowing that if the Wildcats win tonight, they’re getting 48 hours of highlights from a previous soul-destroying NCAA Tournament loss…

Got to OHare to pick up my ladies just in time to get a text telling they’ve been diverted to Memphis and now aren’t arriving until 2:08am. Ask me anything.

Man. Imagine if the Apollo program existed during the social media era. “Houston we have a problem? I bet you do you dusty bitch. Let that sink in.”

There’s a real joy in being out for the evening, knowing which insane events transpired earlier, and then settling into bed and scrolling back through the timeline to see how it played out.

Perhaps the most excited I’ve ever been to lose a Final Four team in my bracket.

ethical hoops

Just FaceTimed my son who is a sophomore at Arizona and folks…the vibes in Tucson are IMMACULATE. #BTFD

Arizona fans of a certain age looking at a double digit lead in an Elite 8 game with 4 to play and feeling their B-hole pucker just a little bit.

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