listening again now the Eurovision song contest is gone forever :) youtu.be/gT2wY0DjYGo?...

Me: I'm not sure I'm as hard working as everyone else Also me: about to do "just one last thing" until IT literally locks me out

Today is my final day in an audit firm! This is how your email finds me:

Ireland has withdrawn

So I'm soliciting a bit of advice. You know the way everyone says you need a sustainable workout plan that you'll have time and willingness to do, and can keep up long-term? Well I need the opposite of that. Cos I'm going to be unemployed for at least a month and I want to make the best of it

You know how in a school history textbook there might be a little excerpt from Der Strumer to show you how psychotic and deranged it was? Anyway,

I see...

FT news briefing talking around the fact that Britain got coerced into being more for its drugs for no reason

So I'm soliciting a bit of advice. You know the way everyone says you need a sustainable workout plan that you'll have time and willingness to do, and can keep up long-term? Well I need the opposite of that. Cos I'm going to be unemployed for at least a month and I want to make the best of it

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps coming through the cellblock doing their trademark Wacky Bullshit and guess who ends up on his belly in cuffs the entire day?

Been too long since I got a piece from @captyns.bsky.social !

The beefy stripper/manwhore fox~

@profanity.accountant count please

I HAVE BEEN GASLIT SANTA PFPS OPEN UP NOVEMBER 30!!!!! THIS SHIT ASS PRETTY TYPEFACE (Mastodon, bold) MADE THE 0 LOOK LIKE AN 8 AHH!!

They announced on the news that the Criminal Assets Bureau is auctioning off confiscated goods and among them are a bunch of hideous sneakers nobody wants

Did someone say...gay reindeer? 💙🤍

All power to the bored teenage vandals

Sadly we cannot actually put Enoch Burke in prison for his repellent beliefs. However; his self-victimising reactionary ideology requires him to believe that's why he's in prison, and that's almost as good.

Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!

I love it when you can feel the anger coming through the PY workpaper

Should probably not be thinking about life in the predawn commute but I've fallen into a terrible habit of just working and sleeping. Doesn't help I've been like "I should go back to the gym this week!" *works till 8pm*

Participating in society while criticising it as I admonish people for making these unhinged flavours while trying all of them at the same time ☺️

He's right ... and he should say so

They had a great one in Florida. They loaded us into a cramped little transport van, shuffled us from building to building in chains, stripped us naked and badgered us with hostile questions. Outdoor spaces lit with flood lights positioned to shine directly in your eyes the whole time.

k I promise to stop complaining about Irish politics for a while

Since the image is making the rounds again, yes, this design is mine, and yes, you can buy it! slosh.dog/products/wer...

Ireland has a unique type of character with a throbbing postcolonial inferiority complex that masquerades as hard-headed analysis. They infest academia and politics and they are so, so embarrassing.

Just heard an ad for Palantir and it felt like a xenomorph trying to curl up in my lap

We got my mother a new phone just before she broke her hip and went into hospital. The "mute" and "loud speaker" buttons on the call interface were reversed from where they had been on the previous phone. By the time we got to talk to her she was almost *weeping* with frustration!

What big ears you have! #FursuitFriday 🦊👂: @kitzen-waffles.bsky.social 📸: @purplefox.digital

How I sleep knowing my taxes paid for the capture of the fugitive extremist Enoch Burke

Foxxo sonar activated Bwrp~~~ Bwrp~~~

Won't pretend I didnt bring enough layers for Mam Tor but it helped to remember if I did a similar hike in summer, the only place I could get a cool breeze would be from the car AC

hmm the extremities that went numb from all that sledgehammer work are coming back online

Just in time for the AI crash!

"Atlantic Magazine is a neoliberal Dabiq. It's a psychotic rag devoted to a death ideology." - Matt Christman

might give this one a try

My favourite was the UK negotiators thinking that the basic competence of their Irish counterparts was us playing hardball when we were definitely the most sympathetic party in the EU. And the random racist comments about Leo Varadkar.

Eventually, long after it is needed and that need is clear to everyone, Ireland will switch to competing with other EU countries to attract migrants to choose it as a destination. By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation

City stroll

The prison events have given me a collection of selfies where I really like how I look and I can never show them to anyone lol.

please also consider this motion picture version. i didn’t get to see what happened afterwards but i hope they got a treat

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

Look what my boyfriends @hounds-teeth.com and @marrowsoup.bsky.social made me for my birthday!! Its a mini dragon plushie!! Look how cute he is... 🥺🖤🐉🖤🐗🐺