gotchu

Trump touched the IRS and the IRS went bad. Donald Trump and sons granted ‘forever’ immunity from existing tax audits - www.ft.com/content/5733... via @financialtimes.com

need a loop that is just the robot motionless on the stage with the lights going and billie jean playing lol

"Oh you're a newly qualified accountant? Would you like to live in a walled compound, where they let you drink, and launder money, and pay no tax, and have an enslaved domestic servant you literal fucking demon?"

Coming back from a job interview in Belfast and reflecting on the fact that if I'd swallowed the Kool-Aid about Dubai I'd have finished my training and gone over there just in time to be exploded by the Iranian revolutionary guard.

The Irish Presidents sister, Margaret Connolly, has been kidnapped by the terrorist org IOF, off the coast of Cyprus, while en route to Gaza to deliver humanitarian aid. I'm sure Mikey Martin will have this sorted quicker than you can say "repatriated Dubai blogger".

Which one should dyde get

I am giving a talk on the Plantations and the history of capitalism in Dundalk in a few weeks. Heads like Ferghal MacBhloscaidh, Sinéad Kennedy and Conor McCabe will make the journey worthwhile, get involved www.ticketsource.com/left-eire/le...

Long have we pursued Labubu

Parallel Playing with my boyfriends.

paaaawas I've got big coffee coloured paaaawas...

Talking to my US friends about how sick I am about getting positive interview feedback but never a job

I wasn't a Nintendo kid and really only know about Star Fox through furry but This fox is objectively hot, come on

Unemployed status: throughly enjoying this two-hour denunciation of Logan Paul and Andrew Tate youtu.be/ivGZRQK6-LE?...

Thank you, Jim Gavin, for ruining his last shot at the presidency with your mortifying performance.

Yeehaw

Deleted that, just making myself upset by remembering Ian O'Doherty is still around

it's my birthday, give me something shiny ✨

Ur all gonna love him btw ur all gonna be like “wow. I love him.”

I actually love this, I'm on Team Starmer now, let's see how long this greased ham can hold out on speaking to any of his hideous underlings

Okay Who gave him a mic

This is the entire reason I'm a little bit hopeful about the Digital Euro (they need to hurry the fuck up)

Getting a *little* bit tired of hearing "they loved you and thought you interviewed really well but..."

Update: I have been somewhat beaten and lightly tazed

so I've learned that I deal with extreme boredom (like being chained to the wall of a windowless cell) by mentally running through every song I've ever heard... oh no I'm here till Sunday...

the day Rico got his Provisional Bounty Hunter License feat. Tolon @topsider.bsky.social

"American passports last ten years..." US to put Donald Trump’s face on passports - www.ft.com/content/33e8... via @FT

No political movement gets away with attacking its own base, but everyone wants to try it because they heard it worked for Bill Clinton once thirty years ago

nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the calm zack polanski and you as the seething ed balls.

I remember my 80 year old Irish mother, who obviously didn't know anything about Charlie Kirk, hearing the news describing as a "Trump ally" and just writing him off as a bastard

He used to rob banks out there. He was rich and respected and fearless; He'll never feel like that again. He's popular in the group chat though! The COs are proud of all the work they've done with him, and their boots are always clean. (Awesome work by @stranj.bsky.social !)

I feel like there should be a term for 'impotently horny' in a kind of forlorn, yearnings but socially impossible way as opposed to some kind of moronic incel bs way tbh.

my god he's literally the meme

Showing @swiftywolf.bsky.social that human kibble video and I think he's actually upset.

Considering how my deer is about as likeable as Jake Paul (that being not at all), it only makes sense that he’d wind up in a similar position as him. Rowan the horse belongs to @blazeberaht.bsky.social This art (which is available as a YCH template) was done by the fiery @blueclovie.bsky.social

Bottle of champagne in my fridge looking sad because no one will open it

So when I first learned about what happens when you ask a gen AI to do something, my first thought was "sounds like it doesn't benefit from economies of scale." Did that turn out to be true?

wish this guy would move over here for good. Whenever he comes across my feed it's stuff like him pointing out that Dan O'Brien can't count, and the replies are full of tedious idiots explaining that they can't count either

Been a gray fox for a decade and just now thought of the pun "Urocyon Incarcerargenteus"

look at ussss

This is @nurbs.ca first fursona, for redwallmuck

St. Georges day

He's hated Tarantino since he was a pup in film school...

it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible

30 minutes of Gideon Rachman making polite sceptical noises while a pair of Americans talk shite. Trump finds it’s easier to start a war than to end one - www.ft.com/content/ec5d... via @FT

Never mind

The IT did a "poor me" piece about landlords a few years ago and my take away was that the average Irish landlord is a sub-sentient crook with no appreciation of how much of our society is built to give them money.

Spoke en Francais to a lovely French waitress earlier.