Ah the Burger Sardukar are going in!

World’s dumbest man: meat becoming a luxury good won’t have any downstream effects in the United States

If you see this, post your OC masturbating (He gets lonely in there) Art by @donryu.bsky.social

sorry for the politics posting, I'm unemployed rn and can't commission more art of my boy having the shit kicked out of him. Normal programming will resume eventually.

Cock and ball torture at the pump

okay so the new plan is to have the US navy carry out a flawless Swiss watch of an escort operation through the strait to secure a totally inadequate amount of traffic at enormous cost and risk, and to keep it up for... ever?

Perfect

postcard-esque scene commission for @reagent.bsky.social :3 #furry #furryart

Been meaning to read this for ages, and I just so happened to crack it open on the eve of an apocalyptic energy crisis!

stuck his dick in the gom jabbar

The Iranians are going to bomb Boston Consulting Group in Dubai ❤️

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

Topsie has commissioned me twice for Beefy Vex as a fellow prisoner ( at my insistence, as he would not be a cop/guard) and every time I draw Vex like that i'm immediately thinking of Cody in street fighter alpha. ( you know, post final fight but pre mayor)

I think I read somewhere that Americans like a tone of sweaty hysteria in their war updates. Reassures them.

wasn't worried about this idea when I saw it bubbling up first I'm fucking worried now US intervention in oil futures would be ‘biblical disaster’, CME warns - www.ft.com/content/8236... via @FT

Star Wars predicted all this (a small green goblin in a swamp taught me to move objects with my mind)

this *is* important information!

My favourite thing about gold is it's bad when it goes up *and* bad when it goes down!

Baby’s first underground Valbanian sword arts training accident :D #furry #furryart

So I says to Netanyahu: it sounds like you're just feeding soldiers to Hezbollah and his daughter started crying

Whole gang clumbering towards an unknown and ominous horizon

But even the classic is just 🤌

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!

There should be a pup play event where all the handlers act like they’re divorced dads trying to meet new people after the end of their marriage by taking their dog to a dog park

People in the FT comment section supporting the IRGC, if you're wondering how the war at home is going

... what the fuck was an NYPD man doing in Kuwait?

Since the Minab massacre, schools in Iran have been shut down and made remote nationwide, so hopefully there are few to no casualties here.

I am so confused about this, there have been like 150 Robin Hood live action films already, were they going to use a literal fox??

well at least everyone will remember Micheál Martin with the same contempt as I will

This truly is the most fox gif of all time

Good news! The squalid AI bubble will be swept away by the light of Islam! Bad news! The entire global economy will be swept away by the uh...

You sign the JCPOA and you're being reintegrated into the world economy and things are looking great and then overnight the Yanks go *completely psycho*. 10 years later they're so rabid that setting the entire Persian Gulf on fire won't make them stop biting you.

That’s UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador Lionel Messi…

My, things are moving fast aren't they? (BTW the price of kerosene in safe, distant Ireland has already doubled) Gulf states could review overseas investments to ease financial strains caused by Iran war - www.ft.com/content/ab7d... via @FT

Restoration. #art #furry #furryart #avian

The best political strategist in the world looked out at his party hovering around joint 3rd in the polls with the least popular pm in recent history, and he wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer

Listening to the Sensible podcasts, you can tell half the pundits were pulling their hair out with cringe and frustration at this stuff about Green extremists wanting your kids to smoke crack. They can’t believe what they’re hearing, although I don’t know why, because they cheered it on for years.

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

Throwback to when I was supervising the chain gang at FCJ

the foxes you find in the park are free, you can just take them home, I have 17 foxes at home 🦊 // ft. @riyofox.bsky.social 🦊 //

Hmm beginning to suspect this guy is a demented old peado who just says things - www.ft.com/content/865d... via @FT

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Society would improve if we invested less in Anthropic and more in Anthro Pics

I decided @tomatodogart.bsky.social and i are going on a walk.

there is a part of me that earnestly believes that when elon musk was asking jeffrey epstein about his most epic party he was picturing a function like this

oh the Americans are awake

Elon Musk's goal of making Twitter unusable as a reliable breaking news source has been achieved. The same has happened to TikTok thanks to the US congress, who made it far worse for misinformation than it ever was before.

he is pushing back on the fat pad to expose his moldy old man penis that is covered in sores and boners