why is all this shit so obviously paedophilic

i just looked on steam and it says 0.0% of players have gotten all 18 trophies in blue prince, i cannot believe how hard this game is

today is the day i crack this thing. i can feel it. im bedridden with cold, im locked in, im the ultimate detective.

blue prince is actually ruining my life, are any of you playing it?

genuinely so funny for labour to accuse people of being parachuted in when none of their scottish MPs even have contact details outside of westminster.

only 32% of snp voters thinking indy is a top priority stings a bit ngl!

when someone says 'we can always tell' with a smug little shit eating grin they don't actually mean they have the psychic ability to read your chromosomes. they mean treating GNC or even just "ugly" women as non-people is the entire point of the exercise.

like i think if literal daniel radcliffe can disavow her shit then so can you

it's typed words, samantha. if it reads as screaming to you then i think your internal monologue is the culprit.

i actually like most dogs but dog culture has gone Too Far, they're not sending us their best dogs, we have to put a stop to it until we figure out what's going on

proper sick of dogs, this country is obsessed with them and they are just everywhere with their fucking shit and yapping and no one just takes responsibility for them just get rid of all dogs man, they are a blight

ive said it before and ill say it again: loads of actual human art looks "bad" too! its not the point!

I get the appeal of the "argument to taste"; nobody wants to look like an uncool loser who doesn't know what good art is. But that GenAI art looks "bad" isn't its biggest crime. Its biggest crime is normalizing the idea that human expression is meaningless and therefore not worth attempting.

the minecraft movie is god punishing jack black for ditching kyle gass btw. that's why it looks like that. god is giving him a preview of the hell he's going to.

Bring back proper games journalism.

‘America bad’ is truly the most vindicated political position of all time

they'll just do some boring rubbish with jace beleren and this will be shit BUT, i think it would be possible to make a fucking incredible tv show out of ravnica.

it is funny how chinese foreign office statements are usually so insanely bland that dropping 'ignorant and impolite' basically is like they called him a cunt and spat at him.

got new wheels for my skates so i can blast round bellahouston park in the sun👍 absolutely cannot be arsed to look for my bearing press and swap the old wheels out👎

chairman xi jinping, your mission, should you choose to accept it...

just remembering when the war in ukraine first kicked off and triggered a series of events that meant pets at home stopped having cat litter for about 2 months.

china fully being like 'nah' to hollywood means the meg 2 is now a deeply important cultural artifact.

pahahahaha

once again tapping my 'masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic' sign.

oh theyre manufacturing consent for nuclear war lol

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Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy (2017)

good! finally! eat shit and die!

slept with noise cancelling ear plugs in, so when the cat came and fell asleep on my chest this morning i couldn't hear her purring, thought i was being crushed to death by a paralysis demon, and had an absolutely enormous panic attack.

i did play dark souls when it first came out but i didn't really 'get' it, i abandoned it because it was too hard. but i genuinely bought a playstation FOR bloodborne at launch because i loved the aesthetic so much and forcing myself to really learn it made everything 'click' for dark souls.

fromsoft pivoting heavy to multiplayer while there are rumours sony are going to buy them.... we are all in danger

been using this a lot recently, it's a desktop idler thing where you earn tickets outfits/room decorations/magical companions for your avatar as you complete to-do list items and timers. also has a ambient music/soundscape player thing. currently on sale for about £7 i think.

really hate people railing against genAI art/writing by saying it is bad/ugly. that's not the point lol

trying to decide what is an april fool and what is real is even more stupid and annoying under the current information climate tbh, i just sort of quietly resent everyone doing 'joke news' even if they are mildly amusing.

bluesky should implement circles btw

artists will also loudly tell you their influences and point at other stuff they love and were inspired by! anything generated by AI obfuscates the sources. it shuts down creative discovery entirely.

more like british bummer time

type of guy who turns up to whitby goth weekend to see steam powered giraffe. awful.

i like to think i am normal and not parasocial about famous people, but i would fully lose my mind if i saw todd howard in public. i would tackle him to the ground.

you can also use the trial version of canva for stuff like this if u want

the youtube algo keeps serving me onlyfangs content and now this like, does it want me dead? is that it?

to save you a click: barr are going to stop selling bottled water. which is literally a good thing. nobody in scotland should be buying bottled water!!! barr is not 'closing down' lol the national are so shameless with this shit sometimes.

here's a game i think you should play: mudborne. you are a magical frog conservationist creature and look after insects and mushrooms in ur swamp. there's lots of puzzles and things to do. it's £6! and the music slaps

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

what do they mean by "better off" in this sense? henry kind of famously lived incredibly large.

they should invent a potato that is high in protein