I’m cold stratifying the milkweed seeds, I’m caterpillarcore, we’re butterflymaxxing, in my Lepidopt-era

[reading one book by Nabokov] truly this man was troubled but inarguably brilliant, a pedlar of the voluptuous to his fellow embarrassed and abused sybarites [reading six books by Nabokov] truly this man loved bugs

The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.

Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen. This is the way.

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

Really wasn’t ready to find out that Gregg Turkington used to be hot

higgledy-piggledy whale statements

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

If you start playing a new loop of Outer Wilds tonight at exactly 11:38pm then when the clock strikes midnight you will have accidentally flown into the sun seventeen minutes ago

Sometimes I worry that if I don’t repost this sick ass piece @feralroyal.bsky.social did of my d&d character, Bagworm, yall might decide that I am not constantly thinking about it, But I Am Look at them. Perfect idiot genius angel 🐛

Replaying The Watcher, Rain World‘s latest DLC. something that struck me about the original is how many different kinds of claustrophobia the game can present you with; what strikes me here is how many ways they can depict a space as being traumatically, ontologically unwell

My kid goes to one of those. I hope this guy punctures his esophagus on a chicken bone

Mod that replaces the background music for Majula with Bob-Omb Battlefield

#InverteFest day 4 is this absolute BEAST, too strong for the Pokemon franchise had to be contained to Sun/Moon only

Ok I promise this is the last repost until I decide to do it again

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work

trying to get to the part of the tutorial where they let you play the game

I guess it might be a detail of interest to folks that I draw these using Procreate Pocket on my iPhone. I do this with my thumbs, which I understand is upsetting to some

something very important for Dems to realize is that the tech overlords are not people you can win back by promising a lighter touch and saying a few nice things they’ve gotten a taste of mask-off fascism and they are not going back, they don’t want to play nice with the peons anymore

Reposting my own stuff for a bit because it’s good and I like seeing it

I’m a big fan of timelapses bc they show the multiple mental breakdowns I experience per drawing. I’ve heard some artists draw by knowing what they want a thing to look like and this is insane to me. I draw by going through every possible permutation of wrong for every single detail

Oh right #InverteFest thank you @blueappaloosa.bsky.social for the boost!!

i feel like we're on a similar wavelength of an infuriatingly infinite loop of trial and error until it Finally Looks Kinda Okay

I really wish this weren’t legitimately the best drawing advice it is possible to receive, but unfortunately this is exactly my method, so. Godspeed I guess

Oh right #InverteFest thank you @blueappaloosa.bsky.social for the boost!!

Centurions are incarnations of the Queen’s order manifested as avatars of violence. It is said that their power of these commanders does not dwindle with their numbers, and that the few who remain wield the ferocity of the hundreds who fought before them.

did a rewriteup about drakes because i cant mention the flying thing without the other half of the story bsky.app/profile/king...

This but on fast forward. More efficient

Breakdowns, enumerated: - wing detail/pattern - colors throughout - texture shape and detail throughout

Reminder that when it comes to historically inspired art and media the question “but how accurate is it??” Is both one of the most boring to ask and also pretty unhelpful.

Centurions are incarnations of the Queen’s order manifested as avatars of violence. It is said that their power of these commanders does not dwindle with their numbers, and that the few who remain wield the ferocity of the hundreds who fought before them.

Dark Souls 1 datamining: The logic of Sentinel healing Giant Sentinels within Anor Londo's main cathedral are able to use a healing miracle. After healing, they are told to not heal again for 60 seconds. However, heal timer logic is flawed and easily skipped to allow re-healing immediately.

Here’s to 2026

One of the best activities in Elden Ring is goading people you invade into attacking NPCs. It’s a Saw trap where the options are - kill an NPC, with irreversible and sometimes significant story consequences - lose to an invader, a minor indignity Reader: you‘ll never guess what they choose

Please consider

repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you

RT to support a small business

Lots from Achewood but “I couldn’t tell if he had a haircut” especially

Boxing Day? Actually we Americans celebrated that last weekend

I feel like an easy metaphor to explain how fucked housing is rn is “a landlord is just a ticket scalper except you can only rent the product from them and it isn’t optional”

TIP TO NEW BLUESKY USERS: Junction enables characters to power up and use abilities. This means a GF must be junctioned in order to power up and use abilities. Let's begin by junctioning a GF. Right now, no GF is junctioned. All other commands in gray cannot be selected yet. Once Junction is selecte

the unemployed animator cadre is like i cant use bluesky every post is Cringe Lib memes & ok if your ability to use webpages has rotted so badly that you dont know you have to search for accounts to follow and cant just park your ass at the trough please stay over there this place is stupid enough

To everybody who got Elden Ring for Christmas: dont forget it’s a multiplayer game!! I’ll see you there :)

sometimes I see a bad take on here and I think about when I was a kid and I stole some figs from a neighbor's fig tree and I was so scared of getting caught that I had nightmares for days and then I learned that he died 3 weeks earlier but no one knew because he had driven away everyone in his life

Me and who

“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”

Good thread and resolves a question I’ve felt for a bit—if editing is easier than first drafting, why not use ai for the draft—that I’ve known for a bit is bullshit but haven’t articulated a response to

it's just so emblematic of what passes for conservative thought, this belief that their children go to college not to leave ignorance behind by learning from experts, but rather to teach the experts from their locus of ignorance, and to have their nonsensical prior assumptions validated as true

Ah yes we are now living in the cyberpunk future with cool hacker shit such as knowing how to copy text from a PDF and knowing how to point a camera at a tv

Ok but this is IT THO, the thing is that AI is in fact good for some things, but they’re all things that *shouldn’t be happening in the first place*. it is for making garbage, which our current society demands quite a lot of!!