POV the strongest kids at the mcdonalds playplace won't let u inside

Fun fact that the quoted picture is actually an illusion; the real anor londo looks like this

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I was already cracking up in the sushi restaurant watching this and then I turned on the sound

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise. this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

me: checking Insta in my AC and dropping my phone on the floor and reaching down for it and getting stuck in my seatbelt and throwing out my shoulder right as the giant robot steps directly on me, crushing me instantly "Cinder" Carla: That's that, then. Guess you just can't beat the institute

Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

As a big fan of George R. R. Martin’s writing I share the same concern as much of his audience, which is that he might die before he finishes ranking all the characters/monsters in every Final Fantasy game by fuckability

I know its up for debate whether media benefits from tying into real world events or is dated by it, but I think it adds an interesting color for RE9 to show an FBI with no fucking clue how to train or support its agents

Bugs

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

what if.... what if i make it FULL NEON PINKS

Me explaining to a judge why I thought it was a good idea to log on this morning

Ngl I wanna see this mortal kombat fatality

Evil? In *my* residence??

cursed is my middle name

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Bananafish

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She's just waiting for her mom to get off work #eldenring #art #zorayas

glad it’s not just me, every time a new game gets announced I’m “wait didn’t that already come out and then get shut down like last year”

Spartans Orcs Space Marines Firefighters

Malacostraca Ostracoda Copepoda Hexapoda

Some funky looking bugs 'round here 🐜 Now available at my Redbubble shop 👇 #pokemon #artbyjulio

Cohost would never have retweeted the State of the Union.

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

what newsom said there with his megaphone is a trillion times more harmful to democratic electoral chances than any newsom criticism you’ve ever seen on bluesky, he is actively hurting other dems disqualifying behavior

If dark souls is too edgy and grim for you why are all the characters always laughing

Piranesi (2020)

bro when he does not have a good idea

Hear me out

Is that good

when the moon hits your eye/like a big pizza pie/that’s paleblood

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

I didn’t know Procreate had this stance and im so happy about it

Thread of silksong thoughts, in no particular order and with no real commitment to expanding it - they should have made more silk skill names into puns because “cross stitch” is perfection - bilewater with all the movement tools is manageable; I knew the bench existed but found it accidentally

Daughter (6) learning to do jokes: “why was there only bad news?” “I don’t know why was there only bad news” “Because good never existed!” *mighty laugh*

hmmm seems bad

The Rationalists naming themselves that and then just reinventing Christian theology with extra steps and robots is kind of the perfect button on our era's intellectualists.

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

all my heights, wuthered

Dug into this absolutely wild thing happening to Finji. The deeper I read into their increasingly baffling conversations with TikTok "support" the more I felt like I was on something. www.ign.com/articles/tun...

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Post your contextless "Photoshops".

Chirp

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...