The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

If you see me look at a woman and say “wow. I’m so horny. I’m going to die”, please know that is like a 3 out of 5. If you see me look at a woman and say “Interesting.” my penis has shot off like a bottle rocket into the roof

ok one more, for the Mass Effect 1 fans out there, I always consider this to be the Peak of Chill Vibing In Space Music

Idk if it counts but one of my favorites is Street Fighter 4 Adon’s 9K. Fuzzy as hell that leads into easy damage.

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

In Super Mario 64 DS, giant characters normally cannot crawl. However, reading a sign pounded halfway into the ground forces the character into a crawling pose. When giant, this results in the character's giant posterior completely blocking the entire screen.

I do not use text-to-speech, I do not ai generate voices. I SENTENCE MIX. And if it sounds incomprehensible, I don't CARE.

A new galactic adventure awaits! 🍄🚀 The Super Mario Galaxy Game Movie now in theaters.

I can’t believe people think we’re “going back” to the moon on April Fool’s day

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

I’m a big fan of movie critics swinging the axe at Mario because it’s deserved. That first movie sucked and the second one doesn’t sound better.

The Super Mario Super Show has started airing on MEtv using some kind of AI upscaling ,and the results are as good as you'd expect

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

Actually, for safety reasons, it’s Trans Day of Invisibility this year, so get out there and start blinding cis people asap

The a.i. summary of Fesh Pince is a trip, uncle funcle

That is fucking nothing so clearly he’s not scared enough

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

Tomodachi Life is a such a fun series in part because it utilizes one of the better inventions of modern technology: making the computer cuss.

If you care about spoilers for the Mario Galaxy movie it’s time to eat the poisonous mushroom

Nintendo is gonna see what yall did on day one of Tomodachi and cancel the damn game

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

the classic "placeholder" excuse quite a coincidence how every single time a placeholder asset gets "accidentally" left in a game its always AI generated shit, its never an obvious generic placeholder really makes you think

I wonder if using AI in this way is why the whole game is soulless dogshit or if they’re just bad at making stuff. Or perhaps both.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

This writer doesn’t realize that NOT saying these guys will get you impeached as mayor of NY. Although, personally, I would have mentioned Your Old Droog just to see the fun articles hacks would write.

Why do I always wave goodbye when I get off of a discord call or whatever

great reporting here. basically yes DLSS 5 is running a gen AI model on the 2D output and nothing more. it doesn’t know anything about the 3D scene, textures / models / lighting / PBR other than what the model infers by looking at a frame. TL:DR, they sped up slop. youtu.be/D0EM1vKt36s?...

To partake in a perfect breakfast sandwich is to reverse transubstantiate, and retrieve your soul’s subcutaneous memory that you are in fact one within the Elohim

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

Fallout New Vegas is $0.99 on Steam buff.ly/VZOTbmK Deck playable also on Game Pass Premium

Crimson Desert looks like if Breath of the Wild sucked ass. Cool tech demo that will probably be mildly interesting with a year of updates. Makes me wish renting was still a wider practice. The wrestling stuff makes me laugh (complimentary.)

marge

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

Fuck you, your spatulas, and your fucking trash dick motocross jackets, you raggedy bitch. www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

This is the face I would make if I never played a videogame that was made after 2023 (if they do indeed all start using AI bullshit, and you know what I mean)

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

can AI capture the topographical beauty of a scrotum pressed on a Xerox copier? the spiderwebs of grainy peaks and valleys splayed across countless warm 8.5x11 copy paper. The heavenly glow of the girl squatting over the machine as the light passes over her sack? i think not

I filled out my Oscars bingo card and every square says “Iran”

Making up food safety tips to post in your local Facebook groups is a great way to get other humans to finally interact with you #smurfeesKitchenTips

I miss having a weird infinity mirror setup in my bedroom because I could give myself 8 Kubrick stares while I cum

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

torrents are undefeated: www.404media.co/the-removed-...

I only have one move but it’s a good one

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

He says that because it will be a fun name to pronounce. Like Snak Wango, or Hex Norr, or some such thing. Piff Koo’loo

I’m still laid up pretty bad and barely mobile. And after the hospital visit and meds, I’m pretty hosed until Friday. If anybody can shoot me money so I can eat like, real prepared food and not the quick fix snack stuff I’m grabbing for as I can stand, I’d appreciate it. DMs are open.

NYT Rage-bait or not, this dude should never be allowed to write about sports in a professional capacity ever again.