another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Starting the wrestling portion of this stream now!! The big part!!

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Make sure to boot up every videogame you own today to see if it has a special Christmas secret

I forgot how wild Gremlins is. It’s so violent lol

could god create a pussy so deep that even his emissions could not creampie it

Be careful when zesting lemons: if you grate too much, you’ll pith yourself off. #smurfeesKitchenTips

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

Johannes Gutenberg: I'm on some movable printed type shit

The Escapist accused Blue Prince developer Dogubomb of using generative AI. This is patently false and an utterly gross accusation. The story has since been amended, but the damage has been done. You can search out the current version if you want, but here’s the original. archive.ph/CKiOB

I love seeing people’s deflated Xmas lawn ornaments. It’s like the rapture finally happened to The Peanuts

busting your hump and humping your bust

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

shaping plastic explosives like a tentacle and shoving it all the way up my ass to finally end this charade

telling my friends that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is yaoi so they'll watch it with me

Please help my friend who is dealing with some awful pain

no idea

hey yall my hand got fucked up breaking up a dog fight, i need help getting the anti biotics and medical supplies needed to treat this, if you can help please venmo @Amaris-Ink

LET IT SNOW. Our favorite stream of the year, MEGA64 CHRISTMAS CAST, will rain from the sky on Sunday, December 14 starting at 5PM PT. The ultimate eating competition to end your year on… you cannot miss it.

It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...

Yanking my shit like I’m tryna start an uncooperative lawnmower

GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!

Discourse this discourse that how bout you finish discourse of antibiotics

A big reason that video games aren't considered an artistically valuable medium by people outside of the space is that they still haven't produced enough true societally load-bearing touchstone pieces of media like You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Joe Dirt 2.

With Prime 4 out tomorrow I figured it's time to bring this back

Ejaculation is in retrograde

Insert a movie into another movie Blade Runner 14,082,049

AHHHH, incredibly honoured to announce our next physical game - I Am Your Beast from @strangescaffold.bsky.social! 🔥🔥🔥 One of last year's BEST indie games, an iconic dev, a sick-as-hell game, and our beautiful EDITIONS treatment + retail version. Go, go, go! 👇 www.lostincult.co.uk/editions

Blue Prince Day 1, Day 30, and Day 186

The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Not me going back in time to suck off Chuck Yeager at Mach 2

Yesterday was Thanksgiving #smurfeesKitchenTips

Illustration by Audrey Councell from the January 2006 issue of UFO Monthly.

Spent too much time editing this, but it's so worth it

my partner and i have spent our last cent on getting into safe housing, we're broke for about week and need some help with food and meds, anything helps yall please help some fat trannies get fatter <3 @Amaris-Ink or $rhumbs

Hey y'all, since being evicted my partner and i have been unstably housed. We're trying to secure safe housing, we just need $500 to help with deposit and 1st month rent. Please help two trans people live safely in texas

A famous French pastry chef once taught me this: *starts jacking off, frenchly* #smurfeesKitchenTips

in america he's Ntsc Mickey

This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥

The Challenger blew up because my uncle (twice removed) fucked a hole in the fuselage

As it’s Trans Day of Remembrance, this is a reminder to reach out to support the trans people in your life and community. It’s important to give material support when/where you can, especially during this challenging time.

Making food that’s too spicy to eat is a wonderful gesture to god and his cronies #smurfeesKitchenTips

@tomwalker.bsky.social bigsofttitty.png was so funny. Here’s something I wrote about a corn maze once

sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging

One fun thing to do during your dough’s “fourth rise” is gaslight your friends 😼 #smurfeesKitchenTips

Cinephile was not the phile I expected to be associated with the pope but here we are