Woodkid? You mean Pinocchio?

I think people don't realize that the 'give a trans person 50$' meme isn't a joke. You can save a trans persons life by giving them 50$.

@giantbomb.com for god’s sake someone get on the couch before my bundle of nerves is fried

You should be watching Day of the Devs if you liked or didn’t like SGF

If I see you complaining about newcomers to SF6 I will hex you. If I had my way it would be 90% new characters overall

If they’re remaking Black Flag I feel like they’re obligated to do Freedom Cry as well

If anyone in LA wants to run over snoop that would be not cool don’t do it

You know what fuck RGG

Widow’s Bay fucking whips, I can’t believe it. It feels like it came out of nowhere because it’s from Appletv island but it’s worth it. Watch it whichever way you can.

sex is just an excuse to have a captive audience for testing a new stand-up routine

The year is 2030. Between the protein-boosted Little Debbies, the probiotic Mountain Dew, and the GLP-1 Big Mac, people’s farts have eroded what was left of the ozone layer. We put Mathew McConaughey in an experimental space craft, and look towards the heavens. As we stare up, we miss the explosion

Not if I start feeding him cocaine again he ain’t

A chef is still a chef when they go home and crank their shit in the bath, which is called a Bain Marie #smurfeesKitchenTips

Happy pride y’all we smurfs have pronouns

Penis Music 10 Hours

PSA for cishet allies: the proper pride month etiquette is buying your queer friends increasingly expensive gifts everyday like it's the 12 days of Christmas. You forget every year. Please remember this time.

GTA fans have been on the edge of their seats at the rumours a new video is about to drop… Well the wait is over. We present: the public launch of the Rockstar IWGB Game Workers Union. Our platform, to tell our story. youtu.be/iLOq_6rOpoM

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

Being seduced by the dark side because you’re somehow an even worse writer than me should be worthy of embarrassment that can crush you like that fucking submarine

It's absolutely criminal that Crimson Shroud hasn't been ported to anything. That game deserves so much love! kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2021/09/20/d...

anyone done this yet

Hurry sign up and play in this bracket with me

One of my all-time favorites

I don’t know if that was necessary

I got $20 so far, can we get $20 more?

Annoyed by your twin Phillip? Lil DeVille issue

happy memorial day

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Why don't you all give it a RT for tomorrow at 5 pacific, 8 eastern on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. Featuring @jessefarrar.com @osullyville.bsky.social, Nick Wiger of Doughboys fame, and a mystery guest. I just finished putting the last question on the board. I'm proud of this one I reckon

so many talented trans people out of work 😔 please, hire us, and if you want us to survive until someone hires us, give us money directly. (don't give to trans advocacy non-profits, give direct aid instead)

I do wish these had the sound too. Easy enough to edit in I suppose.

Can I use Affirm to buy a horse

Protect that skin from mosquito bites this summer by segmenting yourself at least six times

This is basically my version of hell

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

Headed to Tractor Supply to pick up some Chuckles; anybody want anything?

cummerbund hardly knew her bund

hey yall, sorry to do this but i kinda tapped out all my money getting to Denver. I really need some groceries. like 20-30 helps a ton right now. If you can my venmo is @Amaris-Ink

Once a chef becomes a chef, they remain a chef. Even when they go home and crank their shit in the bathtub (Bain Marie)

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

FRIEND: [stressed] ME: [1% less stressed] you have to avoid the screens, man. they contain information & if you don't see it, you can't be stressed about it. you'll never know what's going on in the world which creates it's own problems, sure, but avoid the screens. give your phone to a raccoon.

using a burst of adrenaline to lift a car off my child and place it on your child

#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise

People didn’t buy the very cool Starfox Zero (for several reasons, which is a bummer) so now we’re getting Starfox 64 for a third fucking time. The new features are great and weird, the online multi is a great choice. The game is good, but goddamn. I wanna see something new

Yes I played with the burger generator of course I did

Breaking: Jason Derulo has fallen down a rabbit hole and purchased a bunch of mediocre Star Wars novels