getting 10 100-packs of poop at costco

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about!!!

Transmasc build

Probably slammed out close to 20 miles today on a budget ass heavy ass bike with no left brake. I ♥️ being insane truly it's so good for endurance sports

Seems chill idk

15 OJs then I'm snorting a Vyvanse 60 and going to the dentist

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

You know when you're >:'( and then you eat food and then you're :>. Love that

Transmasc bottoms are universally annoying btw

Austin Granules Honduras, Civil Registration, 1841-1968

Chilling out at the RC Cola men’s club, we’re all eating Hardee’s burgers and wearing K Swiss sneakers, our Saturns are parked close by, we need to drive home to watch our favorite shows on Peacock

None of you get it like he did

👋🏻 Hey. Guy who could pour water out of a boot with instructions here -

Hey FUCK Crest. All my homies use Sensodyne. 9 out of 10 dentists are my ops. STAY OUT OF RIDGEWOOD.

Got a fresh strategy cooking for the American Eagle button-up crowd: skip the whole thing and just get as fat as needed to make the shit look like proportional gynecomastia. If you're cross-country hauling a huge rack, then brother, time for you to start forging the build of a hyper art piece

This is probably really fucking bad maybe www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

please send all mascara-beard trans men one of those $9 boxes of facial hair dye. it does the same exact thing but better and can't rub off. and you get like 4+ uses per box.

notification sound/vibration on phone right as im about to fall asleep

back in the day, twitter-like posting was called microblogging for a reason. You'd be followed by 100 people maximum, nobody gave a shit about anything you said the next day because there wasn't really a way to see it again, and it was just chill stream-of-thought type stuff, which was normal

what if a child sized friendly badger man was like “try a sip of me giggle berry and thistle mead” and you tried it and it tasted like shit and it fucked up your gut really bad and then he laughed at you and told you he poisoned you

it's the dog that barks in Italian

"trans guys just wanna look like anime twinks" trans guys wanna look like fred durst c. 9/11

We've passed a full decade of this video being one of my constant internal loading screens

Of... a... good friend...

Nobody has a cock big enough to do things like this anymore

Actor Danny Trejo riding in Los Angeles, 2012 #BicycleBirthday Born May 16, 1944

Tamagotchi (GB, 1997)

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

I would kill Ryan Murphy with my bare hands for ten dollars

That's So Raven (GBA, 2004)

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me: i present to you my new product: spamnabis. cannabis infused spam shark tank judge: now, normally we don’t do this, but we are going to have you killed

The US government to teenage me after I posted improperly sourced bara kemono softcore to my side blog for the 500th time

Growing up is recognizing particular styles of social behavior I previously viewed as cool, measured, to be aspired to are actually just symptomatic of especially intense emotional repression, fear, disconnect from self and others

Starting to feel shame and sadness over the fact that I visibly showed mild instability while at my absolute lowest [checks watch] 8 months ago so it's time for me to drink one of these bad boys and call it a night

Thought Deftones and Claptone were the same thing until 1 min ago

do not. address it

Really loving the juxtaposition here

I need her.

"Fear will keep them in line" - The Scary Conga DJ

*pointing to graph you cannot see* doritos is a milestone in offbrand food technology. 8yrs ago a frito vendor & i used to shoot the shit at work & he insisted it was their strongest remaining chip for not being well-replicated in off brand imitations. i think we've overcome this. we've defeated him

I bought my first ever headset today so I can pace around excitedly like I do and maybe even do work while on calls with my furriends ☺️ everyone 🫵🏻 dm your signal or discord, I had so much fun being social tonight