I think you can either be called senator babet or look like a baby but not both

Disgusting they’re normalising Pauline by putting her on display with genuine freaks

He also lived with seven hundred thousand dollars a year in pension and expenses

Thinking about how annoying this would be if I listened to radio or owned a radio or knew what arn was or knew any other radio stations

can they do that

liz farrelly finds a monkey's paw and wishes barangaroo never existed

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

what the fuck is going on

If god in his infinite mercy gives us a second chance to kill these guys, this time we can’t flinch

Saturday Paper running weekly drops from Julie Bishop is something. They never did figure out who their audience is supposed to be eh

Comrade it’s not too late to run for a vic state seat

I’m at a kids birthday with like 50 people and I just did a banging Fat Bastard impression. Everyone but my wife loved it

September 10, 2001: fuck, still trying to get back on track ever since I was expelled from West Point for sharing "Hooray for Boobies" by the Bloodhound Gang. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me September 11, 2001: okay on second thought

I covered that march. Here's the first paragraph of the story I wrote about it: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-t...

You love to see an “I’m actually laughing rn” guy in the wild. Relic of a simpler time

whatever the downsides of labor's parliamentary solidarity, at least it completely avoids this too clever by half oh if only one person (who doesn't have to face the electorate) voted for that thing we all want we could have it but alas and alack

And on the pedestal these words appear: Victorians are doing it tough out there. I know. This is not something that we do lightly, but it's clear that if we

tragic: because of air pockets in the USS Arizona, rescuers were able to hear kash patel's girlfriend fucking the dive instructor up to a week later

*stepping off Air Force One in China* take me to the cum factory from the Jordan Peterson tweet

You! I wanna take you to a Jaycar! I wanna take you to a Jaycar! To the Jaycar, Jaycar, Jaycar

weirdest thing about the roast of kevin hart is definitely hearing the rock say the r-word a few times. that means that people crunched the numbers on it and it's profitable to say

imagine if ASIO was as good at discrediting socialists as local government

Come on guys. Have the English no knives, have they no yum cha restaurants?

Why would you work when you could be a house.

Lil Jon was the true Millennial Poet Laureate

it’s get low

jesse infringing on americans' most beloved past time - going to the doctor when you feel fine so they can hit your knee with that little hammer or whatever it is they do

reckon it will be wes streeting because that's a very australian name

“Person who just loves the abstract idea of a political party” is the most pure and ironically most tolerable variant of stupol brain

We have to go back! You got the terrace but your kids Marty, they grew up to be Fitzroy community school guys

In which the ABC's national work reporter uncritically reports that sick leave entitlements are a form of income support equivalent to welfare payments.

credit to crikey - every 18 months there's a cool series on some ignored aspect of australian political or social life that gets me to renew, then you never see that person again and it's the most shit boring copy/paste blogging until the next time

i don't read the paper because I'm not 80 but there must be at least one decent cartoonist left who isn't dead or leunig

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

We should all spend less time bickering about our differences and more time celebrating our agreements, for example we all agree The Day Today and Brass Eye are the funniest shows and you can watch them on YouTube youtu.be/eTGE9153VFE?...

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

Genuinely pretty funny that Gawenda grew up in one of the like dozen for real bundist families, a movement that’s having its first moment in a hundred years but he has nothing to contribute because he loves Israel too much

the only constant in australian life is journalists becoming rich and conservative in their old age and making it everyone else's problem

what the hell is this

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

If you know any crypto scams a couple of staffers are about to land in Canberra and get real bored. Literally nothing you can do to them would be considered immoral

Only Bluesky could produce a guy that loves Will Stancil’s takes, thinks Hasan Piker is too radical, and believes the best course of action is to try and assassinate the president.

I don’t care for the man but Eric Abetz has always faithfully served the people of Tasmania

If trump was like 10% smarter he’d give all the attending press a special bravery medal and win them over forever

When I first stated keeping a journal I thought it would be a fun bit to put shitposts in there like they were inspirational quotes. It didn’t last but here’s one for this day in 2022

It’s going to be one of these guys

Quick who was the last person with eyes on Stephen Mayne

“damn that’s crazy” shall be the whole of the Law