Imagine that's your legacy. The last thing 90% of people remember about you is that big porky pig fake hillbilly headass sweating his eyeliner off all over your aryan princess

Supporting a developing country by getting some of the m&s christmas things at coles

Cannot stress enough they key to understanding victoria police is they hate work and will do anything to speed up getting back in their cars

People said the social media ban wouldn't work but the fires near me app has been popping off today so I dunno

my gut says the valuation will make the GYG guy mad so it's not all bad news

Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.

People say there's no left unity but this is an extremely ALP sentence

Tom has probably the first native bluesky art here because it's a) fantastic posting and b) has people scolding each other in the replies months and years apart

Really speaks to the fecklessness of pentecostals they their bible studies are unaccredited while the various papist institutes for All That Stuff You've Heard About Priests is Good Actually get multiple primary schools worth of public largesse

Reality where RFK goes with Chotiner instead of the lady who immediately wanted to fuck him

Terrible policy but there will be some wonderful LEAN emails

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Pepsi A.M. (1989-1990): Pepsi Cola with 28% more caffeine, marketed as a morning drink to replace coffee or tea. Available in regular or 1-calorie diet

You can see decline in public Christianity in how the media class is perplexed by Andrew Hastie's decisions. Basic sectarianism will tell you Presbyterians are just like that

Quite apart from all the talent being promoted for this, in the classic ABC fashion, were influential before I was born, I'm willing to predict this won't touch the role of legacy media darlings like Crabb in creating a political culture that turned voters off paying attention in the first place.

The popular critique of Kitchen Cabinet is that it is too soft but I think the much deeper rot is that it is premised on the belief the public is out of touch and needs to learn more about the political class

Libertarians inventing the bus over and over but aunty and insiders

On the plus side hamas only has to be lucky once

cultural protestantism bay bee go mets go eating plain food so you don't jack off

Committee to reinvade Afghanistan

Australia is so lucky our right institutions are deranged passion projects. Even like France or Germany would have somewhere for Waleed to go all out, but ours are too racist

This is the sadest thing I've seen today. An independent gone, another genocidal climate change denying neoliberal duopolist in. Our only hope is independents.

Love it here so much

We should take a lesson from howard and go all in on the kirk shit, light up the opera house, whole shebang. No downside and we might get another exclusive visa out of it

Sadly you have to concede that Twitter still has, ah, the juice

VCs appointments are so funny - for whatever reason they still need the pretence of academia, so you inevitably wind up paying a middle ranking physicist a million bucks to run your sandstone property speculation and wage theft empire

Its really hard to talk about the central coast without sounding like a colonial administrator explaining the natives obviously deserve to rule themselves but not yet

He should do the willy wonka fake out they talked him out of last time

Trades will do anything other than the job you got them in for

Going on graham norton to promote the show but getting dubbed over by an actor

We're doing a foundation model folks, it's going to be open ai, claude and a bond uni chatbot

Rare silver lining is even though the UK has embraced glinner thought at every level the man himself is somehow still as sad and alone as ever

University VCs once again earning their mil a year by signing up to never criticise israel in any way seconds before normal people started noticing genocide

Extremely going to do fraud bio www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

There's a particular kind of american calvinism that envisions God as a guy who owns 3 car dealerships and I find it endlessly fascinating

Like trump AI is evil but unfortunately very funny

Mosman should be ground zero for something that's for sure

Psycho milennial parent thing I'm seeing more of is not doing santa because you want credit for the presents

nominative determinism world champ retire the trophy

Critical support for assaulting anyone for any reason within a certain radius of where staffers and only staffers hang out, aka the Kingston Zone

This is one of those lies you're real proud of getting away with as a child then periodically remember for the next 30 years and feel embarrassed because everyone was just humouring you

Taking the metro with a regular no battery bike and an unrelated battery in my backpack so the rtbu don't piss themselves bicyclensw.org.au/pushing-back...

Demented language aside, probably nowhere in the country has less people who can't work from home than goldstein

Watched Tom Walker's bake off entrance about 30 times

I do think the nsw police were broadly hoping people would die yesterday, but that's not significantly different from most days

I think giving Jillian the authority to light a cig and take shots at the protest with a scoped rifle was bad policy, but I've been critical of govebrments ignoring reports they commissioned in the past so I don't have a leg to stand on

Look we were worried about a crowd crush so we simply blocked the exit snd told everyone to go back the way the rest of the crowd was still coming

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

The new AWM is a hugely expensive boondoggle that accomplishes so few of its stated goals that they stopped talking about what it was for ages ago, and thus a real tribute to bomber command

This building will have the aesthetics of a Baathist palace for Saddam Hussein’s nephew, and buildings designed for 19 year old Marines to put their dirty boots on the upholstery after the war is over is certainly one American future