cultural protestantism bay bee go mets go eating plain food so you don't jack off

Committee to reinvade Afghanistan

Australia is so lucky our right institutions are deranged passion projects. Even like France or Germany would have somewhere for Waleed to go all out, but ours are too racist

This is the sadest thing I've seen today. An independent gone, another genocidal climate change denying neoliberal duopolist in. Our only hope is independents.

Love it here so much

We should take a lesson from howard and go all in on the kirk shit, light up the opera house, whole shebang. No downside and we might get another exclusive visa out of it

Sadly you have to concede that Twitter still has, ah, the juice

VCs appointments are so funny - for whatever reason they still need the pretence of academia, so you inevitably wind up paying a middle ranking physicist a million bucks to run your sandstone property speculation and wage theft empire

Its really hard to talk about the central coast without sounding like a colonial administrator explaining the natives obviously deserve to rule themselves but not yet

He should do the willy wonka fake out they talked him out of last time

Trades will do anything other than the job you got them in for

Going on graham norton to promote the show but getting dubbed over by an actor

We're doing a foundation model folks, it's going to be open ai, claude and a bond uni chatbot

Rare silver lining is even though the UK has embraced glinner thought at every level the man himself is somehow still as sad and alone as ever

University VCs once again earning their mil a year by signing up to never criticise israel in any way seconds before normal people started noticing genocide

Extremely going to do fraud bio www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

There's a particular kind of american calvinism that envisions God as a guy who owns 3 car dealerships and I find it endlessly fascinating

Like trump AI is evil but unfortunately very funny

Mosman should be ground zero for something that's for sure

Psycho milennial parent thing I'm seeing more of is not doing santa because you want credit for the presents

nominative determinism world champ retire the trophy

Critical support for assaulting anyone for any reason within a certain radius of where staffers and only staffers hang out, aka the Kingston Zone

This is one of those lies you're real proud of getting away with as a child then periodically remember for the next 30 years and feel embarrassed because everyone was just humouring you

Taking the metro with a regular no battery bike and an unrelated battery in my backpack so the rtbu don't piss themselves bicyclensw.org.au/pushing-back...

Demented language aside, probably nowhere in the country has less people who can't work from home than goldstein

Watched Tom Walker's bake off entrance about 30 times

I do think the nsw police were broadly hoping people would die yesterday, but that's not significantly different from most days

I think giving Jillian the authority to light a cig and take shots at the protest with a scoped rifle was bad policy, but I've been critical of govebrments ignoring reports they commissioned in the past so I don't have a leg to stand on

Look we were worried about a crowd crush so we simply blocked the exit snd told everyone to go back the way the rest of the crowd was still coming

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

The new AWM is a hugely expensive boondoggle that accomplishes so few of its stated goals that they stopped talking about what it was for ages ago, and thus a real tribute to bomber command

This building will have the aesthetics of a Baathist palace for Saddam Hussein’s nephew, and buildings designed for 19 year old Marines to put their dirty boots on the upholstery after the war is over is certainly one American future

Most ethical way a south african has ever got rich

He got an anime wife

Doing Tom Cruise in Cocktail shit with the baby's bottle and he's going sick for it

Never want to tell someone how to do their fake job, but i reckon the logged out autoplay won't help with this

I feel for Tim Minchin in much the same way I feel for everyone who discovers being the least racist guy in their Perth private school doesn't count for that much

There's a clear difference between late entrants and switching sides. If you didn't really form an opinion until now that's fine I guess but every newspaper actively supported the brutal occupation and war, so the position will be we need to dial back the Srebrenica and go back to 2024 genocide

Hi social historian here, before the 20th century it was very common for working people to get their meals via <shit that sounds like an olden days mccain frozen carbonara, a thing we already have>

Wild story

Americans love to be called Freddie deBoer or Thomas Chatterton Williams

I swear to god if I’m about to hear some tame impala flume shit

Bella's hiding to avoid bed and hope you picked somewhere comfy kid because there's 3 songs left

Maybe Joe breached his fvo, just asking questions

Considering the median bluesky user is a gen x guy sitting alone in his hi-fi room, the hottest 100 takes have been surprisingly normal

[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp

Personally my favourite song is a good book

No one really appreciates how much the morrison funding gave the dumbest guys you've ever met buckets of money. Literal millions with no oversight and sky-rocketing admissions because your students were suddenly at 150% funding compared to the local public school

I think a lot about Steve Irwin stumbling into his own personal Greek myth