Unfair to say the army learned nothing from Afghanistan

Bluesky finally has the juice

What is she talking about, every corruption case in modern Australian history revolves around awarding a $10m contract in return for $40 in bunnings gift cards

closing off the global oil supply seems bad, but if we're going to be all realpolitik about albo launching a school hall's worth of interceptor to protect your tax exile landlord I think we should acknowledge the surest route to a permanently open strait is iran gets the bomb

Happy Mario day!

aldi brand one nation. snackos ass party

fr though they might be able to pull this off, but if anything is going to provide a hostomel airport moment for the various drug dealing family annihilators in SOCOM it's going to be mixing radioactive slurry 600km inside Iran

he's gone the full brandon, he's gone the full dubya but dare he attempt a trifecta and go the full jimmy carter?

It will be necessary to do the old lie that Americans are better than their government but don't for a moment start believing it

If literally one cent is spent defending gulf states from the consequences of their own actions I'm going to start ripping copper wire out of the walls at centrelink

Someone hasn't spoken to the British ruling class

fuck this world

Ma'am sorry your idiot son died in operation le epic fury. Here's a new medal featuring our big wet president. Don't wear it too long or you might get a rash

Tbf he did that while unlicensed and unregistered and there basically weren't consequences, so taking his licence again seems like unnecessary admin

Any time you say something is on every second Saturday I'm never going. Can't be doing maths all the time like that

Pretty tragic tony abbott didn't get a for real war. He'd have so much fun shooting guns off the hmas wollongong

you, idiot making it up as you go along: ADF people serving on US subs that do war crimes should be investigated me, consistent genius: everyone in the ADF should be dumped on one of those failed resort islands off queensland and forgotten about

Something I think about a lot is the 2 or so decades where chris uhlmann must have been popping off at canberra dinner parties. Just the sheer number of times leigh sales or whoever would've heard him get emotional about a bourbon restoration then show up at work in the morning

The low rent, obvious and really very cheap corruption considering the amounts of money in play completes the central coast councilification of the US government

Strong disagree - delta is absolutely in my top 5 australian celebs I'd expect to see in a tel aviv air raid shelter and if that's not of the moment I dont know what is

They're going to do compound pharmacy missiles like when ozempic was in short supply

kyle going down for his first objectively correct opinion (reading prince andrew's start chart makes shit radio)

if it were me I'd wait a full calendar month since the last time we hung them out to dry

This is funny to you lot? It's funny to get so mad at ulez and knife crime you put your family into a war? Wanting slaves and low taxes so much you get immolated by a shahed drone is hilarious is it?

I'd have more faith in the whole democratic Iran thing if our regional allies weren't the bonesaw guys, a genocidal ethnostate and Literally Al-Qaeda

Chalabi 2: the Chalabining

Howard got the E-3 visas, Albo's giving it up for free

Greens Political Party

(Mandatory Tulsa King/The Pitt crossover) DR. SANTOS: Mr. Manfredi, you need to sit down, your blood pressure's going to spike DWIGHT (camera angle to make him look as tall as her): Blood presshah's S'POSTA spike. It only started being bad for you when dey took da real sugah out of da Coke

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

Anglo conservative parties actively bag fumbling the very winnable Indian diaspora vote worldwide is impressive. Practically Howard-esque

had to pay for her own forklift ticket but she'll make that back on her first swing

funny how albo is at his most personally relatable when he's punching left. like I never get the sense he feels anything about the liberal party or Equal Access to Affordable Childcare or whatever but you mention a left wing activist and suddenly there's a spark of humanity in his eyes

i'm gonna reply all

lmao i can't believe he literally did the "i was saying boo-urns"

Absolutely ridiculous to add more snouts at the trough when we could replace the whole bloody lot with two senior Augusti and two junior Caesars

Truly cursed title there

credit to albo as the only person in the country with a microphone who thought this was an obviously stupid idea

The average bluesky user is a chore and it obviously isn't a proper social network but remember that week and a half when twitter's in-house bot photoshopped thousands of real life children into bikinis covered in cum

god damn, @postoctobrist.bsky.social almost on the button.

Every small town is essentially Pitcairn Island with a nice bakery www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

i mean you did specifically give her permission to drive to the one place at the one time she fucken killed a kid so I don't know your honour

I do think the general vibe of decay on all fronts is going to be the biggest election issue in November. Literally doesn't matter what your pet issue is, it seems like the state government is letting it go in favour of a tunnel you don't use

victoria is so cool. sydney is losing the colourful racing identity arms race and they need to take a long hard look at how that was allowed to happen

the iron law of @liamhogan.id.au is as relentless as it is exactly 12%

The solution to GRR Martin’s too many characters problem is the White Ship.

It's 2077 and the the techo greens in neo canberra are killing the ccprs (extra c is for cyber)