O ChatGPT:

o "esquerdista" brasileiro que odeia windows, odeia computador positivo, odeia multilaser odeia tudo que é cultura popular. odeia tudo que é nacional daí faltando uma semana pra eleição faz um bolo ruim e um café aguado e senta num banquinho na rua pra instalar Ubuntu

galera cês tão ligados que vamos ter que instalar Linux pra ganhar a eleição de 2026 né?

Trumponomics da pior qualidade

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

This sign raises more questions than it answers

defragcore

"Crie uma tirinha estilo Turma da Mônica com o personagem Penadinho"

“The old Irishman taking his pig to market.” One of several novel banana-based creations found in “Quaint Dessert Dishes”, an article from a 1911 issue of American Homes and Gardens: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/quaint-desserts/ #thanksgiving

I can’t find the cyber truck one but it’s hardly alone

Technics portable compact disc player (1987)

ultimamente as noticias de OS são "linux pra arm agora tem uma layer de compatibilidade com vulkan e agora da pra jogar jogo de pc num raspberry pi" vs "a microsoft colocou um novo update de windows que faz seu computador soltar vapor de mercúrio caso vc não abra o office 365 uma vez ao dia"

Castigo por ter atrapalhado o Brasil na adesão ao Plano Brady valor.globo.com/mundo/notici...

Prenderam o Vorcaro pq a Faria Lima não aceita ver um mineiro no topo!!

Before CPR there was... blowing tobacco smoke up the bum. One of the recommended procedures for resuscitating "persons apparently dead from drowning", from a 1787 booklet by the Humane Society. More here: https://buff.ly/3FSaQjs

dystopian ass weather report

O refeitório da Americanas:

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

Aqueles letreiros de obra Nosso recorde é de １０２２１ dias

(começa a chover) A Defesa Civil: vai chover

🎵 Porque vocês não sabem Do Saara Ocidentaaaal 🎵

explaining lossless compression to an american

Esse aqui e a Wikipedia são duas pedras angulares de sustentação da internet que ainda é legal

The developers of Windows 95 look like a grunge band

(Dyslexic guy listening to "ABC" by the Jackson 5) this song is bullshit

Lô Borges, gigante!

E tua mãe, que tomou pau no EJA pq copiou um trabalho da Grokpedia?

that's me in the corner that's me in the float point losing my precision

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

“Air pollution fell substantially as Paris restricted car traffic and made way for parks, people-streets and bike-lanes.” Better for the climate, better for health, better for livability and quality of life. Common sense. Such a no-brainer, it’s remarkable that more cities HAVEN’T done the same.

I'm definitely a Prompt Engineer.

Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

made a lil mascot for my MOO-format for emulator CPU tests i've always done pixel art in photoshop but maybe i should try aseprite someday

Livro de receitas da vovó 1 barra 200g de Laka

Criança: por que a galinha bateu a cabeça na parede? Adulto: porque a vida dela era muito difícil Criança: ... Adulto: ... Criança: pra ficar com galo

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openai are disgusting freaks