Does it look like I can read fucking Korean, Instagram?

Its only day 2 but having to wake up at 6am for work after yearrrrrrrssss of going to bed at anywhere between 1 and 5 am every night is proving to be a brutal adjustment

The best part about being an Enterprise fan is that the exact opposite is true for us than for any other scifi-- Enterprise is way BETTER than anyone remembers it lol

Hmmm very confused how my full real name and contact info ended up in the local EA directory but honestly I am here for it (as long as the local chapter is "end malaria" focused and not "imaginary robots" focused)

<3 that the weather here was apparently beautiful when I was in Alabama but that it does this my first feckin day of work lol

I *work* tomorrow like??? What the heck you guys?????????????????????

Fell asleep like 20 minutes after posting this yahoo!

Still can't get back to sleep after an hour and a half. Oh well at least I got 5 hours of sleep, we had a good run!

Waking up after a night of drinking to see if I drunk posted anywhere and this time it appears all I did was text a friend a dumb meme from college lol Probably a win

Any twin cities bike people missing this bike? On the greenway at 15th

Kim Jung Un is looking so much like your average rural Midwestern dad here that I'm starting to wonder what his personality would be like if he'd been raised in the usa lmao

Years too late tbh. The damage BuzzFeed did to the Internet and journalism is incalculable

This got me on to some dipshit bad urbanist's blocklist lmfao Touch grass you losers

It is so fucking rad that Title III funding now applies to everyone using services and not just those 60+. Rare 2026 win

judged by a jury of 12 fucking morons.

CALI-FORYNEA GURLS WE'RE UNDENIABLE, FINE ,FREZH, FIERCE WE GOT IT ON LOCK

How Paris beat the car ft.trib.al/9wq8tu9 | opinion

Life is one long series of "Try to enjoy it as long as it lasts" (shut the fuck up no youre the one up at midnight thinking about past relationships)

It's going to be so.... strange having to restructure my whole life. After years of unemployment my schedule was all kind of "whatever." I'm going to really have to start sorting by what is a valuable use of time. I think I'm not going to be good at that task

Anyone feel like helping me work on an $1800 rent need? We've got $138 already on the board. I'll chip in the $12 to make it an even $150. Can you chip in or share?

DONT LISTEN to the people saying "men can only get emotional w their gfs" it's much easier to get emotiona with the homies because if you do you can just state "no homo" and they legally CANT hold anything that happened against you

How difficult/annoying are contact lenses? If I end up needing to use glasses at my new job I'm thinking of looking into them since I'm due for an annual eye exam anyway. It's either that or become a full time glasses wearer and I REFUSE as being in my 30s that'd trigger an "I'm old" crisis

Okay asking again but I still ahve got zero answers asking around: What. Is. Your. favorite. Twin CIties. Dance. Club. need in answer within a few days.....

www.reddit.com/r/samsung/co... It's so fucking crazy that FUCKING ALARMS SOMETIMES NOT WORKING is a long standing known issue on a major flagship phone. Thankfully I didn't miss anything important (dance aerobics lol) but seriously infuriating. Glad it wasn't my first day of work...

Is how I feel when other people go through on sports rants how other people feel when I go off on niche rabbit holes

Why on earth is there not an option for "why don't you want to see this ad?" That just says "I don't speak that language you social media giants have all my data and like history, have I ever liked a post written in Hebrew, you fucking moron?"

These new maps for netro transit are so avant garde bro

It turns out if you pay quarterly you actually get a refund rather than owe! That refund is immediately flying towards my credit card, rent, and brother that I owe. Should actually cover it, the I collect a paycheck in 2.5 weeks.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Fuck me dude I hope I have enough money to pay my taxes tomorrow. First paycheck can not come soon enough, the last 6 months have been an extremely stressful and neverending race to get enough money to cover rent every month and quarterly taxes every 3. I was not going to last much longer

Fickle Friends have been SUCH a hit or miss band for me the last few years but the newest single really does slap. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjsz...

This is why ACAB is true: Either cops try to fight the corruption and are now no longer a cop for it, or they're a bastard. There's no inbetween.

*gets a fulltime 40 hr a week job solely so I stand a chance at speed dating events*

After a year and a fucking half, literally hundreds of applications, around a dozen interviews, and being "hired" for one job that wasn't even real: I finally accepted a (real) job. I wish I could tell you the secret, but they called me lmao. Now to just find a girlfriend and I'll be set lolololol

Me to the fucking feds 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Okayyyy twinc Cities I need your reccomendation What bars or clubs have a dance floor that do dance pop (michael jackson, ra ra rasputin, even Earth Wind & fire type stuff) on the weekends?

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

This video really illustrates how we could have any social service we wanted in this country if we didnt suck. The money is and always has been there. www.reddit.com/r/theydidthe...

Neighbors gone somewhere and both roommates out of the house hell yes, subwoofer activate

The most legendary asshole-ish thing I've ever done was once a girlfriend made me a really cute custom "good for one free drink at a local bar" coupon and I redeemed it 6 months after we broke up and made her buy me a drink LOL

Every so often something cracks my hardened, cynical veneer and today it was my roommate telling me it was good to have me back, even though I'd only been gone 5 days. A simple expression of genuine caring towards you can make a day

For intl womens day I was asked to "name any woman outside the country" and my mind came up with...... Angela Merkel????????? True panic as the outside the country threw me for a loop

'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess, singing ---drunken--- lull-a-BIES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Nj...

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Just about every day is a good day to ride a bike in Minneapolis, but some days are especially good, and today is one of them.

For some reason when I know a phone alarm is going to go off my brain always expects it to be the alarm my girlfriend from 10 years ago had (the chirping one on an iPhone 4 lol)

Not wearing my glasses nearly as often as I should is sometimes fun: I just saw a sign that said "love to Earth" and from distance thought it said "love to Fuck" lmao (Added bonus of being immune to lots of advertising.)

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us