fuckin economy has got me depressed bro

What the heck my brother wants me to help him carry shingles at 9am on a Wednesday and he doesn't even have any beer for it

When will we know election results?

Im obviously desperate for a job but if your piece of shit company cant even be bothered to call me with a real person and has an AI do the screening call I'm hangin up and fuck you

Que neoliberal democrat politicians eulogizing dick cheney even though he's already in hell hearing the screams of the thousands of iraqi children who were murdered by bombs due to the actions of himself and dubyah

And they call themselves a FREE COUNTRY

I'm kind of extremely worried about my old roommate-- he's put 120 hours into Stardew valley in the past 2 weeks??? I'm professionally unemployed and eve I cant hit those numbers

I wanted to go as sabrina carpenter for halloween this year but ashe has like NO definitive outfit, I wouldve needed someone to do Jenna Ortega w/ me and do the Taste music video with the axe & blood but knew no one who wouldve lol

I only get like 5 trick or treaters a year so I always just say fuck it and give out full size shit. Had a good laugh this year when a kid's jaw dropped and they short circuited for a bit from getting a whole box of pocky lol

"Fences have become a scourge for anyone trying to walk around downtowns or working-class Twin Cities neighborhoods over the last few years. Instead of solving challenging problems, our governments have turned to fences that cut off necessary urban connections..."

The strangest but most effective way I found to (personally anyway) fix the true adage that men never get compliments is to mix in random pieces to your outfit from the women's section??? Idk why that works but my vintage jacket and ALL my women's boots/shoes always get compliments from men & women

Had no costume for tonight's party. So just wore all black and grabbed a Darth Vader helmet. Going as "Dar-iscount Vader"

Absolutely fucking amazing shit happening on facebook marketplace this weekend

Yall know I'm not kidding when I say I just sell literal junk online right? The last 3 days sales are a manual for 30 year electronics, a toddler toy, 2 pounds of protein powder, a charging cable, preowned shoes, and a bunch of empty cassette tapes

Rosscreations does more for ACAB by decrease police budgets via wasting their fucking time than all of our posting combined. I get such a kick out of how much his local PD hates him www.facebook.com/reel/4266190...

I guess it has been about 6 years so I was well overdue to fall off a bike lol Honestly a fucking miracle that I'm okay, I was going 20mph and in car traffic. Very glad I wore a leather jacket today, I would be fuuuuuuccckkked up otherwise as I slid like 5 feet on the ground

I feel bad for people with REAL JOBS-- you're at WORK and I'm at home watching a guy on runescape attempt to eat half a million trout

Better late than never: like years past the deadline I finally have a real ID It was extremely rude of them to have me start the eye test on the 20/30 line? Like gurl that ain't happening, let's just go straight to 20/40

I may have $90 left to my entire name but I made it through the month having paid rent, paid off the credit card, still buying for the ebay business, and I didnt starve to death. woo

Fucking Mark Fuckerberg... Facebook accout disabled for..... password phishing? I have obviously done nothing of the sort and nothing that could een be misconstrued as this. And of course there is literally NO WAY to contact someone at FB. Amazing what these people get away with

I'm pretty sure this is verbatim what King George III wouldve posted in TikTok existed in the 1770s

Remember kids, gun control is all about optics and looking like you did something, not about actually doing anything share.google/lcvCNE6xrr5W...

I shit you not I was *cut off* by a downtown "ImProVeMeNt" district truck today coming out of the road and onto the raised bike lane and stopping in front of me when I was going like 10mph. Is downtown Katie's district? Because that pissed me off and I'm escalating this one.

Sorry to subject everyone to a 10pm horny skeet (Ive only been drinking a *little*) but after getting a random instagram account reccomendation I must report that I believe I would deeply enjoy being snapped in half by a muscle mommy because holy fuck

"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"

If you go to No Kings do NOT RSVP, especially with your real name. I'm not sure what the fuck the local organizers are thinking by creating a free regime hit list that's a subpoena away The fact they know nothing of opsec makes me wary they can even guarantee basic protestor safety

Youtube autoplay is such shit, I feel it plays the like same 20 songs that I dont even like that much I manually chose songs tonight and forgot just how fun it is to spend a night listening to WWI ballads. Like a truly fun time everytime

Ebay not letting me post an antique bible without filling out who the author is first...... This feels like ebay forcing me to take a political stance

If it's not clear I am processing my shoes obtained from garage sales this year tonight and: holy shit there is no way the shoes I grabbed from a free box because "well nikes are always worth something" were a $200 collector pair. Best luck I had all year short of the sewing patterns

Should I or should I not keep the rainbow checkered vans I found at a garage sale

Someone tell me why I had to call 311 on a METRO TRANSIT van in a bike lane today. City v city

Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.

*crying* WOULD YOU STILL LIKE MY POSTS IF I WAS A WORM?

Its been like 3 years and I still cant get over how fucking funny it is that there is a Carly Rae Jepsen album with an explicit warning on it Girl literally drops a fuck 20 seconds into the album and thats it

Annie and I both killed our respective races today. She qualified for the Boston Marathon by 4 seconds!! Super proud of her I also knocked 2 minutes off my 10 mile PR and nonstop passed people the entire race-- starting in the very back of the last corral (~9500th), and finishing around 3,000th

Not that anybody probably cares about my scores in a 20 year old game, but after literal years of trying I am now one of the like < 500 people who in the history of Audiosurf have ever legitimately cracked 1,000,000 points in a single run. If only I had been good when this game was relevant lol

I volunteered for Habitat for Humanity today, unfortunately sometimes I forget there is no brain between my eyes so I started kind of useless- but luckily they needed junk hauled out the house, so it gave me something to do! I am quite strong for my size/weight so I just hauled shit to the dumpster

Okay byeee time for me to finally run that full 10 mile to prove I can do it no problem this weekend

I forgot how much more you have to eat when youre actually doing a lot of running, I have been starving for days and didn't know why lol

Hey no reason throw back to that time I ran a marathon in under 6 hours on 2 weeks of training solely because Annie said I couldnt do that because it was impossible Anyway see you bitches at the finish line of the Twin Cities 10 mile this weekend lmaoaoaoa (I once again wont be seriously training)

Okie dokie... "silly new queer panic": Republicans blaming trans people for the majority of gun violence this past month is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard and is not supported by data. Done. Tswift: Trump is still railing on her. She hasnt replied so I only half marked it off

hey guess what this entire thing turned out to be fucking bullshit. Btw if you dont believe in god you should because there's no other explanation for how shit this year has been other than "god is real and fucking hates me"

YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD FUCKING LEARN BY NOW hope has *nothing* but burned me in the past like 5 years and I'm fucking done with it bro

The Star Tribune continues to be a rag.

Letting myself have hope for the first time in forever (and hoping that wont bite me like it usually has)

Iv'e been waiting for a 'win' of any variety, any kind, and any magnitude for like 3 fucking years and I finally found it lol

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

It's a biiit of a downgrade from the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library rental I had the past week, but it always gets the job of "haul an absurd amount of shit home that you weren't designed for" like a fucking champ. Still the best $200 I've ever spent

Unsurprising: of the 5 sales I went to with Frey yard signs, 4 were so disconnected from reality that they priced using the "it's one banana Michael, what could it cost, $15?" method