Letting myself have hope for the first time in forever (and hoping that wont bite me like it usually has)

Iv'e been waiting for a 'win' of any variety, any kind, and any magnitude for like 3 fucking years and I finally found it lol

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

It's a biiit of a downgrade from the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library rental I had the past week, but it always gets the job of "haul an absurd amount of shit home that you weren't designed for" like a fucking champ. Still the best $200 I've ever spent

Unsurprising: of the 5 sales I went to with Frey yard signs, 4 were so disconnected from reality that they priced using the "it's one banana Michael, what could it cost, $15?" method

FINAL GARAGE SALE DAY OF THE YEAR LETS GO BITCH

Thank god I finally offloaded those dumbass monitors. Now to find a buyer for this xbox 360 (usually these sell instantly how do I still have it) and the like 55 remaining pairs of madewell jeans (regret that one badly.)

Salivating at the fucking bit over the ~200 rich neighborhood garage sales that are only like a mile from me tommorrow. Going to go absolutely bananas from 8am to close, going to spend every last physical bit of cash I have (which is, uh, sadly not much. lmao)

Kirk receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom is a complete slap in the face to all prior recipients. I don't think a large portion of the country would disagree with previous recipients (people who stopped mass shootings, died for civil rights). Kirk did no such work & was purely partisan

I'm getting absolutely pounded by ads on Instagram for the 10th anniversary of the Emotion album and honestly I think it's the first time ads on that platform have ever been relevant.

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_... lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

My claim to fame: I believe I was the first person to ride a @mplscargobikelibrary.com bike out of the state

Finally got around to watching the episode of pawn stars I was an extra on last year lol. I got a great background scene

Was honestly pretty worried about making rent this month and some guy just bought ALL 229 of my sewing patterns so that thankfully covers things

This has been me everyday since the new Sabrina album dropped

Sorry to late night sincere post but I at a core level deeply miss being in love with someone, like that level where its a full physical and psychological change when you see them or even just gushing a 6 part text about everything you love about them at midnight Life has been so fucking dull alone

I'm gonna get a broccoli haircut and start doing fuckass shit, on God, fr fr 67

Everytime anyone sees me it's "Cole! We NEED an update to the map of places you have walked or biked. PLEASE we cannot live without it!" Okay fine since you all keep begging you may have the most recent snapshot. As a treat. (major update coming to this in like a week when I connect to my Chan map)

I'd be so fucking tall if I lived at my current height 2000 years ago. Roman bitches would have to look up to talk to me

Sorry roommates, neighbors, & bitchs (as in people in earshot of my house, to clarify), we are listening to the new The Beths album together for the next 64 days whether you like it or not

Sorry roommates, neighbors, & bitchs, we are listening to the new sabrina carpenter album together for the next 64 days whether you like it or not

The idiot cat is finishing her shift in the coal mines (rolling around in the dirt despite having a beautiful white coat of fur)

Hi all. As many of you know, my kid is trans and is probably the most awesome person alive. I hate to ask, since I know we are luckier than most, but medical care in the US is a disaster & I can't cover this on my own. Please share & help Lou become the version of himself he wants to be. ❤️

Why the fuck are people still using "folx" Folks was always gender neutral. It still is gender neutal I have never understood this

I've looked at life from both sides now From win and lose and still somehow It's life's illusions I recall I really don't know life at all

Every year at the state fair I try to find the biggest bunny. This year the heaviest one I found was only 20 pounds. Our giant bunnies are getting smaller than previous years (25 pounds in 2023!)

Literally had to decide between "state fair with friend I see twice a year" (chosen for that reason "Nerf war" "Nut roll bike ride" and "monthly gun range meetup" today Why did everyone decide august 23rd THATS THE DAY. I wouldve liked to do all 4 of these

Do you guys remember the time the hawk tuah girl interviewed the prophet of regret

I know I'm preaching to the choir on Bluesky but personally, if Davis, Jazz, or Fateh were pulling the anti democrtaic bullshit Frey has been pulling this week, my support for them would sour and I wouldnt vote for them. How do you support this Frey voters?

Yeah fuck the DFL. We cant work within this system and I refuse to play ball with it.

I'm just going to the store to the store, I'm just going to the store You might not see me anymore anymore I'm just going to the store

I won back a square foot of my room from my ebay stock today please clap (I will accept NO MORE headlight assemblies or VCRs on consignment, on god)

One time I had a roommate forget milk in the fridge for so long that he accidentally made the world's most disgusting cheese

Carly Rae Jepsen is a redhead again. Maybe there is a god

Yall ready for a 730am horny skeet? Ofc you are I have realized I need to move to the south. My lovelife has been DoA for years BUT I realized tghe last three women I had ~*tension*~ with lived: A South Carolina B Kentucky C Georgia I am going south. I am never returning

Is it a full moon or are dumb 13 year olds just getting it all out before school starts this year? Because moderation on all websites has just been HELL today lmfao. Good christ

Guys @medickimw.bsky.social just called me "children of the corn blond"

One of the commenters said it best: Carly releasing unreleased songs from Emotion for the 10th anniversary is like finding out the Bible had a fifth gospel www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Jm...

Getting pissed and starting to burn bridges. Just hit a recruiter with "Please contact me again if you get a job with actually meaningful compensation. Best, Cole" $35k yearly in 2025? You understand the price of bread has doubled in the past 3 years, right? You understand Walmart beats that right?

I need a slur for people from the west coast

ohohoho HOO HOO guess who is getting another junker ebike

Okay this one actually *has* got me confused-- American Eagle actually used Sydney Sweeney to model the men's jeans too??? Idk who that's appealing to because the "sUpEr AlpHaS" who actually support her arent buying clothing worn by WOMEN (cooties you see)

Werid fact I learned today: There is only one dog in the world still alive that was born in the 20th century: it is a chihuahua born in 1999

As someone whose entire personality is charming quirks lolololololool OUCH

I'm not sold on the new King of The Hill season. Same problem as how i met your father. "Hank Hill tries an app lol" is not funny. It never *will* be funny.

Hi! did you know that everything SUCKS and that life is fucking DUMB? Well now you know

I am once again asking the bare fucking minimum of STUPID motherfuckers to wear a God damn mask if you're having obvious contagious respiratory virus symptoms. Fuck everyone just running around coughing on everyone in public. Bare fucking minimum to protect your community from disease